Little animal jokes

Small Animal Jokes

1. A farmer felt that his rooster was too old and decided to buy a young rooster, which would satisfy the hens. After the little rooster was bought, the old rooster thought that the little rooster would take his place, so he said to the little rooster: "Let's run around the yard ten times. Whoever wins will prove that he is strong. Hens Whoever it belongs to." The little cock agreed. At first, the old rooster rushed out first, followed by the little rooster chasing closely behind. The hens are all shouting come on. After three or four rounds, the old rooster lost strength and the young rooster gradually caught up. Just as he was about to overtake the old rooster, he suddenly heard a gunshot and the little rooster fell to the ground. The farmer held a gun in his hand and said angrily: "They sold me another gay chicken!"

2. There is a bird that passes through a field every day. Cornfield

One day the cornfield caught fire

The crackling corn turned into popcorn

Birds flew over and saw the white flowers below, thinking it was snowing.

It's freezing cold. . .

3. Bee: We have a lot of rooms in our house. Even if we have a dozen children in the future, I will ensure that each of them will have their own single room to live in.

Canary: Why are there so many rooms, just small holes one after another, I can’t even put my toes in?

4. Vole: Our house is four It is a living room, and each room is very spacious. When the time comes, the father-in-law, mother-in-law, and the four of us can play mahjong together.

Canary: It’s all in the basement, with a musty smell, and there’s water poured in during heavy rain?

5. Squirrel: It’s a two-bedroom apartment at the moment, but if you want it, I can build a three-bedroom apartment tomorrow. Moreover, my house is a high-rise building with fresh air, sufficient lighting and a wide view.

Canary: The room is quite high, but it is made of tree holes and is made of wood, which is prone to bugs.

6. Sparrow: My house is a modern high-rise building , reinforced concrete structure, absolutely safe and reliable.

Canary: The house is quite modern, but when I share it with others, I always feel like I am dependent on others, and when it’s time to eat, the room smells like oil smoke?

7. The tortoise and the little white rabbit lived together. The little white rabbit was injured. The tortoise went out to buy medicine for it. After two hours, the tortoise didn't come back. The little white rabbit said anxiously: "Turtle, if you don't come back to me, I'll tell you the truth." Just then, Oogway's voice came: "Xiaobai, if you keep complaining, I won't fucking go out." ?;