Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Tong Xiangyu's Classic Lines in Legend of Wulin

Tong Xiangyu's Classic Lines in Legend of Wulin

With the step-by-step development of society, our use of lines is increasing day by day, and lines play a role in explaining the relationship and background of characters and linking plots. So what kind of lines are good lines? The following are the classic lines of Tong Xiangyu in the Wulin legend I compiled, hoping to help you.

1, oh, my god!

2, the forehead is wrong, the forehead is really wrong, the forehead should not get married from the beginning, if you are hungry, the forehead will not die, if the forehead does not die, the forehead will not fall into such a sad place, if the forehead does not fall into such a sad place, the forehead will not be angry with you ... (stopped by Guo Furong)

3. Deduct money according to the store rules! Deduct the money! Deduct the money!

Beckham, my sister-in-law didn't love you for nothing.

I think you don't want next month's salary!

6. Forehead is the head of Hengshan Sect.

7. Hungry scholar, smart, capable and cheap hungry scholar ...

8, store rules and regulations!

9. Feelings belong to feelings, and business belongs to business.

10, what do you mean? !

1 1, the monthly money is halved, the holidays are halved, and the car stickers are fully deducted!

12, beautiful! Beautiful!

13, you can learn if you can't! No one will laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk a lot, talk a lot, and you can't do anything. Over time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...

14, there is nothing wrong with this. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment. For bigger things, I will toss myself to death. And bring trouble to people around you. Is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction. A little more tolerance, a little more tolerance Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?

15, conspiracy is the enemy of love. These days, you are jumping up and down, very busy. Compare later, and don't compare later. You have to change it for a while, and then you have to change it back. Aren't you tired? Fight for the person you like aboveboard. What's the point of this intrigue? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. Change with your heart, not cheat with your heart and means. I can understand how you feel. I've been in this situation. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.

16, (Jim just broke up with me) I'm actually (seemingly) not sad at all. Not only that, it's everywhere. As if nothing had happened. Do I have to hide in the house every day, not eating or talking? Lacrimosa is all day, so you are happy? Don't forget, I'm the owner. There is still a responsibility on the shoulder. Anyone can fall, except me!

17, the palm window is not good!

18, close the door and let Xiao Guo go.

19, applause that was almost crazy.

20. You walk with your voice. Let's go

2 1, I usually eat when I am not hungry, but now I am not hungry if I don't eat for two days?

22. I have served you, I respect you and my heart worships you.

23. Can you insert a chicken feather in the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a small matter.

24. I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!

25, for Xiaomi: foot, another!

26. Love at first sight.

27. I haven't checked out yet ... don't run, don't run ...

28. Article 23 of the store rules prohibits collecting tips and jewelry without permission!

29. If a person makes me grateful, I will give my life to him; If a person touches me, I will give myself to him!

30. (Match shopkeeper) Hey, your childhood is not very happy!

3 1. Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!

32. From now on, the rag will never leave your body and the broom will never leave your hand. This is the new store rule. Please write it down.

33, he is very powerful! You don't know I'm telling you. ...

Hold it, you must hold it, I can do it myself.

35. I will help you add clothes as soon as the wind blows; When it rains, I will help you hold an umbrella; When I am tired, I will help you beat your legs; When I am hungry, I will help you below; When I'm cold, I'll fan you. This is a woman's way.

36. If you can't forget, don't forget! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.

38. Well said! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, and between light and salty!

I don't care if my super colorful glazed tile is broken.

40. Tongfu Inn, your dream luxury harbor (express delivery) This store will launch a big bargain activity at the end of the month, and you can enjoy a discount of 20% to 50% with a VIP gold card. Please write to us for details and negotiate without any disrespect.

4 1. Article 16 of the Family Law: It is forbidden to go near any place with water without an adult. Violators will be fined and advised to study 300 times.

42. Who cares about you? I care about my pillar and my room. It has just been renovated for half a year.

43. Ruthless heaven, why are you so affectionate to us?