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They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friend, Zhao Xin, with my pike.

1, only a quick rotation can stop my tears and forget your appearance. Ominous blade

They all say that I am a strange person wearing oriental armor, but I just want to stand in the front and protect my friends with my pike. —— General Manager of Debon

3. When the song ends, the Iraqis have passed away, leaving only a sigh. Dead singer

4, charming face, I bewitch thousands of beings. I don't know that I have someone in my heart, but I can only miss you endlessly. I always carry the orb you gave me, just because I can see your figure. Kyubi no Youko Fox

I woke up, but I don't remember anything. I feel horrible. I wrapped my body and cried in the dark. -The mummy of the wound

6. I am just a tribal heir, and you are a noble princess. I am willing to turn the power of my life into three knives to fight for you, just to prove that I am worthy of you. King of barbarians

7. I really want to be with you, but you don't allow me. It doesn't matter, when you need my help, I will still be by your side. -Twilight Eye

I planted mushrooms all the way to let you know the way home. -Quick scouts

9. I have been moving fast, shuttling between everyone. Trying to make use of the overwhelming scenery to make me miss you. -Master Yi

10, I blindfolded myself and just wanted to remember to take one last look at you. I was blindfolded, just to recall the lost beauty. -Blind monk

1 1. Even if the road ahead is confused, even if I live far apart, even if the blade in my hand is still broken, it can't stop me from finding your way. Blade of exile

12, when the black rose blooms quietly, who can understand my heart except the mirror? - .

13, I can go wherever I want, but I just want to get into your heart. -Dr. Mundo the Madman of Zaun

14, you like purity, so I make jewelry into armor. However, in the shining light, you cannot be reflected. -Taric

15, my love for you is like lightning, fierce and fierce, and darts are my thoughts of you. -Angry Heart

16, fugitive, just to follow in your footsteps. But I don't want to play tricks on fate, which always leaves you and me far apart. -fanatics outside the law

17, I come from the deep sea, I have no friends, and everyone doesn't play with me. Only the big shark is my friend. Do you want to play? -Fizz the Tidal Trickster

18, I always remember our agreement. That brilliant road shines for you. -a talented girl

19, I foolishly thought that the golden hoop on my head could encircle my love. It's a pity that the golden hoop in my hand can't change the beginning and decide the ending. There is no the Monkey King. I'm just a monkey. -the Monkey King

20. I always worry you. Will you be it forever, guarding by my side? -Daughter of Darkness

2 1, every card is my miss for you. I won everything in gambling, but I can't win back your love. -Twisted Fate

22, sword shadow, heart of stone, only you know that I am still so fragile and sentimental under the shadow fog. Shadow of the blade

23. The snow and ice all over the sky froze my heart, but it could not freeze the justice in my heart. I am willing to use my cold body to freeze the evil in this world. -Ice Crystal Phoenix

24. I was born in darkness and will die in darkness. I want my silver crossbow to end the evil in this world. -Night hunters

5. Things are different, but I'm still wearing a wedding dress and looking for you in the dark. The Widowmaker

26. In the dark night, you need a lamp to light the road at night, so I burned myself. But it also makes you and I never hug. -Brand Kegan Rodhe

27. My background has established my position, my brilliance and unlimited rights. But I prefer to be with you. -Prince Demassia

28. I put on strong armor and stand in front of you. Thousands of worries, only one caution. -Rammus

29. I also hope that the day when I become a butterfly will no longer be gloomy and painful. I won't let my ugly appearance scare the beautiful you again. -Kog 'Maw the Mouth of the Abyss

30. I fell into hell for you, covered with the body of evil forces and the face that has been corroded by dark toxins. It's all about revenge Arrow of punishment

3 1, I'm just a pile of stones and I don't know anything. But I know: I will use my rock-solid body to stop all the harm for you. Because you are my friend. -Lava beast

32. I am desperate to rush out and open up a stable road for you. I flapped my wings with blood and threw away any stumbling block for you. Finally, I smiled calmly and resisted all the injuries for you with my body. Because my body rotates with our vows. -Chief Tauren

33. The evil appearance is actually not my heart. You always say I'm trapped. Will you stay for me? Evil little wizard

Don't be afraid when the crystal god arrows at you. Just to stop you for a while so that I can catch up with you. -snow peas

35. I was born in human, but I was abandoned by human. Wandering alone in the world, but incompatible with everything in the world. So I can only try to seize every life I meet and pour out my heart that I have never been understood. -Steam robot

36. You laughed at me for holding a hammer and a shield. You said I wouldn't get hurt with you. But you don't know that it is you who hurt me. -Steel Ambassador

37. I know you are tired of the weapon in your hand. After seeing you leave, I light the street lamp at dusk to light your way home. -Military master

I won't complain too much. Crows all over the sky are my friends. It's enough to have it. -bad luck

I know my pain. I have no choice but to leave with your soul. -Master Metal

40. You have always been afraid of my thorns. Don't be afraid. Let me draw you to me with my thorn. -The Crystal Vanguard

4 1. I can smell the enemy in the air I've worked hard, why can't I find your trace? Bloodthirsty hunter

42. The blade that broke away from me has been flying, and I am getting stronger and stronger, just to protect our home, I am waiting for your return. -Blade Club

43, black gun, barrage, I laugh wildly, cover up my thoughts of you with madness. Stride like a meteor, just to capture your figure in the sea of people. Bounty hunter

44. Every sublimation, every beating, for you, I must make others excellent. ————— Isoriel

45. Every time I am silent, I just want to be with you. I am willing to give up my sword if I can. -Galen

46. I look up at the stars and pray to them. I just want you to show up. -Son of a Star

47. I run like crazy, just want to bear all the harm for you. I put up a hill and didn't want you to see my ugly face. -Curse the troll

48. In Valoran, I was a vicious pirate. And the reason to become a pirate is to escort you. -Captain Pirate

49. I travel through time just to find a good time. Times guardian

50. The smile on the mask can't hide my sadness. Who can see the tears under my mask? -Devil clown

5 1, people yearn for heaven, but there is no you in heaven. So I came to earth to follow in your footsteps, because where you are is heaven. -fallen angels

52, chasing your back, I follow your smile. Even if night comes, I will still be by your side. -serenade

You always say I'm too young, but when I'm in danger, I'll jump at you and push it away. Guard my little love with the barrel in my hand. -Merlin Gunnar

54. The hot iron fist can't open the cage in front of you, and you don't want to give up your efforts, just to open the cage and see you one day. -Sheriff Picheng

The cold moonlight can't compare with your unfeeling eyes. In order to crush your disguised face, I can only try my best to swing an amazing half-moon arc. -Diana, Scorn of the Moon

56. I bound your people, but I can't bind your heart. So I can only jump away from you, because I know that the closer I am to you, the more painful my heart will be. -Picheng policewoman

57. The sun in the desert symbolizes my love for you. Desert death

58. A person plays silently in the corner where no one is looking. The sound of the piano took my homesickness, trying to hold the corner of the sleeve where you turned away. -The harp and the fairy

59. I'm chasing your back, I'm chasing your smile. Even if the storm comes, I can still be by your side. -Thunder roared.

60, silently watching your back, when you encounter danger, I will not hesitate to fall from the sky. Even if my leg is injured, I will still grit my teeth and pounce on my opponent again, throwing war spear in my hand. Even if I die, I will keep you safe. -Lord of War

6 1, don't look into my eyes, there is only anger and pain. I curse everything, I curse myself. -A hug from a magic snake

62. My long golden beard has accompanied me all my life, but my blood-stained hands can't erase the pain in my heart. I twisted my figure and flashed in the crowd, looking for a sincere greeting. Then I quietly disappeared, disappeared, disappeared in the lonely grass. ................................................................................................................................................................

63. Walking in the void, I am confused and confused. I don't know where to go, just floating around. the voidwalker

64. ephemerality. Pursuit of sweet blood, between the world and the grave. Scarlet is harvesting.

65, dust-laden for thousands of years, the body has long been annihilated, and the consciousness has long been unclear. Explore all the mysteries of magic, just to open the void and find you who have already lost. -Ancient Wuling

66. I would rather believe everything than the world. Only wild animals can tell me what feelings are. -The soul of the beast