Master joke series

19, q: do you know what the da Vinci code is?

A:?

Q: This is Ada Finch's account. Do you know what's under the da Vinci code?

A: It's the Da Vinci Verification Code.

20. Q: Who has the flattest chest in fairy tales?

Little red riding hood ...

Because her grandmother was eaten by a wolf. ...

2 1. Dad asked his son: Why do Haier brothers only wear underwear?

Son: No Q coins.

22. Q: Do you know why Sichuanese are not afraid of spicy food?

A: I don't know.

Q: Because Sichuanese have to see a small animal before eating spicy food, and then they are not afraid of spicy food. What animal is it?

A: I don't know.

Q: Cockroaches, because I am not afraid of spicy food when I see cockroaches.

Patient: "Doctor, I seem to be half deaf. You can only hear half of what you hear. "

Doctor: "Really? Then let me test it. 88"

Patient: "44"

24. In Chinese class, the teacher writes "soft" on the blackboard and then lets everyone spell it. The boys shouted: heaven-end-soft. The teacher said: boys' pronunciation is not standard, please ask girls to supplement it. The girls shouted: the end of the day-I am soft. The monitor corrected: during the day-five nights are soft. The teacher was impatient and corrected sharply: the correct spelling should be day-five nights-I soft.

25. Q: Why can't you tell cold jokes at the seaside?

Answer: It should make the sea laugh (whistle).