The full version of Zhen Xuan's crooked lines.

Zhen Xuan's slanting biography is a funny sketch starring Song Xiaobao. The following is the complete version of Zhen Xuan's crooked biographical lines that I compiled. Welcome to refer to!

Bingxugong: Fengtian carries goods. The emperor told me that it has been circulating for many days. There are rumors in the harem that there is a struggle for the crown prince.

Today, I came to choose the position of the prince to smooth the chaos in the harem. I admire this!

Princess: Since I entered the palace, I have won the favor of the emperor. Just because I am talented and knowledgeable, that's all. The emperor spoiled me and gave birth to a child when I was in trouble! I will inherit the throne and become a prince in the future!

Cheap princess: I am a cheap princess. I have been loved by the emperor since I entered the palace. The emperor dotes on me. With my mean temper, I gave birth to a big fat man for the emperor. Look at my children, with beautiful eyes and pouting lips. He was born with an orchid finger, so come with me -Hey! ! ! Sister is here!

Feifei: Yo! ! ! Sister is here. You brought the child here, and it's no use bringing the child here. You can't succeed to the throne and become a prince, because he is too cheap.

Bitch princess: Oh, my God! What are you holding?

Feifei: Son.

Bitch princess: Oh, my God! I didn't look carefully. I thought it was a pig!

Feifei: What are you talking about?

Cheap Princess: Who are you hitting?

Feifei: Let me tell you! I can be a prince!

Bitch princess: I can!

Feifei: I can do it!

Bitch princess: I can!

If you don't believe me! Let's make a bet!

Cheap Princess: Take a gamble!

Princess Cafe (Song Xiaobao): I'm next to Princess Cafe (Song Xiaobao)! Since I entered the palace! Ha ha ha ha ha. . . I was deeply loved by the emperor, so I advised him to show all the rain and dew. But the emperor wouldn't listen! Ha ha. . So he spoiled me! I am so happy, there is nothing to repay the emperor, and I gave birth to one! -Gave birth to a coffee bean! Oh, dear! Look, it's a beautiful day today. Yo! The weather is so fine, do you go out to bask in the sun for the children?

Princess Cheap: Do you still need to bask in that? It's dark enough! It's burning!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): But give him some energy! Calcium supplement! Turn it over! -just now I heard you two say in the back that you are going to fight for the prince.

Yes!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): A little too much!

The emperor is here.

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): I'll tell you something! Don't be so heartless! If one day the emperor really dies! He is the emperor!

Feifei: See the emperor!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Ah! You are a loser! It's quite huilaishi! Don't worry! When I become queen mother, I can't treat you two badly! Let's wait for the emperor (see you later)-alas! Your majesty!

Emperor: Who will die?

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): No! I said you fly a kite!

Emperor: You want to be the queen mother?

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): What a thick skin!

Emperor: Alas! I'm Princess Coffee (Song Xiaobao)! (Looking at the child in the hand of Kaffee (Song Xiaobao)) What can I say about you! Think back to that year! This is all my fault! I drank one more cup when I was greedy! Coffee Princess (Song Xiaobao) has just been favored! When this happens, it's just a word, cherish life and stay away from the coffee shop princess (Song Xiaobao)! -What happened? Huh?

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Stand up, Your Majesty.

Emperor: Stand up!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Hi, Your Majesty.

Emperor: Did my father-in-law just declare the imperial edict?

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): What a mess! What a mess! What about before you came? They are all behind. It's too noisy

Emperor: Stop, stop, stop, the smell is too strong!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): What's that smell?

Emperor: It smells like mouth.

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): You are talking nonsense, Your Majesty! I ate green onions with you all night last night, and you didn't think I tasted too strong. Now you think I smell too much! What's that smell? Ha. . . . . (Grandpa falls to the ground) What's that smell?

Emperor: Look at you! How strong your penetration should be!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Get up! I won't give you artificial respiration!

Cold father-in-law: (getting up) Hey! No, no. . It fell!

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): Your Majesty! Here's the thing.

Bitch princess: You stay away from the emperor! Your tongue seems to be fermenting!

Cold father-in-law: Get down to business! Get down to business!

Emperor: I heard that you all want your children to be princes?

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): Yes!

Cold father-in-law: awesome!

Emperor: Which child will become a prince?

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Of course it's mine!

Feifei: Me! I tell you, mine is big enough!

Cheap Princess: Me! Come on, scratch one for the emperor!

Feifei: I tell you, I'm always fighting!

Cold Father/Emperor: Stop it!

Bitch princess: (pushing each other) What are you doing!

Kaifei (Song Xiaobao): (Pushing each other) Who are you scratching?

Leng Gonggong: Stop!

Emperor: Stop for a moment!

Cold father-in-law: Can you stop being so messy? Listen to the emperor! Isn't it?

Emperor: Whether he can become a prince depends on whether his mother has that ability.

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): I have this ability! Can have the ability!

Cold father-in-law: These nuns, if they want to educate their children well, they must be both civil and military! How about the article first and an IQ test first?

Emperor: Take the exam.

Leng Gonggong: OK? Please listen to the question. What's the name of the emperor's dinner?

Imperial diet

Cold father-in-law: * * * How many dishes are there?

Cheap Princess: 108 Road

Leng Gonggong: What's the name of the dish?

Princess Cafe (Song Xiaobao): ... Please hold the baby for me first! Hug Cai Ming! (In the direction of Cai Ming)

Leng Gonggong: Come back here!

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): Do you think I am clever, Emperor?

Leng Gonggong: Come here!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): What?

Cold father-in-law: I asked you to hug Cai Ming! I told you to jump the Yangtze River, but you must jump into Panshur's arms!

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): Hey! All right! Jump the Yangtze River! (pouncing on Pan Changjiang)

Leng Gonggong: What IQ? ! Your Majesty, did you see it? Their IQ is not good! I told you.

Emperor: This can't be called IQ! Hurry up and treat the disease!

Leng Gonggong: Please listen to the next question! Let's compete with Wen. For example, if the emperor is in danger, what should you do first?

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Fuck him with a weapon!

Bitch princess: protect the emperor!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): (looking for weapons in the back) Get weapons!

Feifei: Hey? Where did it go?

Kaffee (Song Xiaobao): Someone is coming, Your Majesty! When I was less than three steps away from you, I hit a durian!

Leng Gonggong: Good! Ask several queens to perform iron fist skills!

Kafei (Song Xiaobao): (Looking around with durian) Hit yourself? !

Leng Gonggong: Yes! (Facing the audience) Did you blow it?

Audience: Smash!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Stop it! You are so bad! Your majesty, after I smashed it, it was disfigured

Emperor: Your disfigurement is tantamount to plastic surgery! Princess Cafe (Song Xiaobao)! Let me tell you something. Remember! Durian is broken, that is, the day of his succession! Let's go!

Cold father-in-law: The child is holding it! Go back and see if it's yours

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): Well, that's it. You wait. Well, hehe. (Handing durian to Feifei) You've smashed your name as a prince!

Feifei: No! Ha ha ha ha. . . .

Princess of Cafe (Song Xiaobao): (Handing durian to the base princess) Make your family base.

Bitch princess: forget it! He's too fragile! You'd better do it!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): No!

Cheap Princess: Your child must be a prince!

Kaifei (Song Xiaobao): (Facing the audience) Friends, will it be smashed?

Audience: Smash!

Caffe (Song Xiaobao): I love you so much!