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Seeing that Li Xiaoyao wanted to be a hero, Aunt Li went crazy, so she knocked the pot on his head.

Li Xiaoyao fell to the ground, and the picture appeared. "Failure is common among military strategists. Please start again, Hero. "

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Lin Yueru took 36 puppet worms. ......

Li Xiaoyao: Rumei, what about you? ............., you look pale.

Lin Yueru: I said, Li Ge, will it look good if you swallow so many disgusting things?

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Li Xiaoyao saw Linger on Fairy Island taking a bath, so she hid her clothes.

Zhao Linger: Doubt ~ Where are the clothes?

Li Xiaoyao: I'll give you your clothes back as long as you give me the medicine.

Zhao Linger: OK, please step back ten miles until I get dressed.

Xiaoyao waited for a long time. ...........................

Li Xiaoyao: Fairy. Fairy. Where are you? ..............

Li Xiaoyao never saw the fairy again.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Tiannan are fighting in Shangshufu Garden.

Lin Tiannan: The first move! !

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! It's an air sword finger

Lin Tiannan: Second! !

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! That's Yang's finger.

Lin Tiannan: Number three! !

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! This is a seven-tactical shock wave.

Lin Tiannan: Look out! !

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! This is a dragon-cutting tactic.

At this time, Aunt Xue ran out angrily.

Aunt Xue: To what extent are you going to destroy my garden? !

Only when the garden has been covered with loess.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru in Lin Jiabao. I heard that there was a snake demon in the room, and Zhao Linger was missing.

Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru immediately rushed to the scene, pulled out their swords, and demanded that the snake demon hand over the light.

Unexpectedly, the snake demon tried to break through the wall and escape.

"Dong" ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

I saw the snake demon lying on the ground, touching the bag on his head and saying, damn it! This wall is really hard.

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru met a beggar in front of Shangshufu.

Beggar: As long as you give me half the money, I will tell you a secret.

Lin Yueru: Li Ge, just give it to him.

Li Xiaoyao: OK, here you are.

Beggar: I wonder why there is only a dime.

Li Xiaoyao: Because I only have 20 cents! Hey! What is the secret?

Beggar: Hum! Don't talk about it

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Li Xiaoyao tried to cure Linger's disease with unicorn horns. Go to Kirin Cave with Anu.

Finally found Kirin.

But Kirin slept soundly.

Li Xiaoyao: What should I do? It seems to be sleeping.

Anu: Hey! Let me pull out a beard.

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

Anu: Still sleeping! I'll pull another one.

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

Anu: I will wake you up!

Kirin: Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z ~ Z.

An hour later, Kirin's beard was pulled out, but it still fell asleep.

Later, Anu simply pulled out its unicorn horn and angrily walked out of the unicorn hole.

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Zhao Linger and his party came to the end of the maze in Heishui Town.

There is a luminous staircase that constantly sends out a force, so that they can't get in.

Zhao Linger: Si Tong, why can't we go in?

Small stone: you can go in as long as you wear a small stone on your body.

Zhao Linger: Doubt ~ I still can't get in! ?

Si Tong: Idiot! The small stone refers to my jade Buddha beads! Who told you to put the stones on the ground in your pocket!

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Li Xiaoyao looked at the stone statue of Nu Wa, and felt that she looked like Linger, so she touched it with her hand.

Anu: Hello! Don't be disrespectful to Nuwa.

But it's too late! Li Xiaoyao has been sucked into the stone statue.

When he opened his eyes, he saw the witch queen.

Wu Zetian: I want to take you back ten years ago and do something you have to do.

At this time, a light brought Li Xiaoyao to a place.

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ There are dinosaurs! ! ! ! !

Wu Zetian: Sorry! I got my age wrong.

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While Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru were beating Liu Meiniang, ....

Li Xiaoyao: Damn it! How strong!

Lin Yueru: Never mind! Look at my earth spirit bead "Mountain God"! !

Li Xiaoyao: Hello! Wait a minute!

Boom! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Lin Yueru: Haha! She and her pet toad are both dead.

Li Xiaoyao: Look what you've done! How can I get there if I get a "Mount Tai" here?

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In Li Xiaoyao, Fairyland, in order to solve the mystery,

Wandering among reeds

As a result, I saw the stone statue of Guanyin

It says, "The sea is boundless, and turning back is the shore."

Then, Li Xiaoyao saw another reed floating.

As soon as he went up, he kept drifting.

Li Xiaoyao only hopes that the reed can drift to its destination this time.

But it's still floating.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't help falling asleep. Z ~ Z ~ ~ Z ~ ~ Z ~ ~ ~ Z ~ ~ ~ Z。

When he got up, he saw the Statue of Liberty.

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ ~ It has drifted to new york! ! !

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In a battle, ........

Li Xiaoyao: Shine! The enemy is so powerful! Become a dream snake! !

Zhao Linger: Come on ~ I don't have to worry about such a small potato!

Li Xiaoyao: Never mind! I'll replenish your true qi!

Zhao Linger: Come on! Others want to eat tofu naked! Don't think I don't know!

Li Xiaoyao: Haha! You found out!

PS: the classic above! ! !

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In order to relieve the drought of the Bai people, Zhao Linger went to the altar to pray for rain.

% $ # @, Zhao Linger! ~ ................................................................................................................................................................................

~ It suddenly occurred to me that countless "Mount Tai" fell from the sky ~

Bai Miaolong: Alas! What's going on !

Zhao Linger: ... Sorry, I've got the water beads and the earth beads upside down.

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Ten years ago, Li Xiaoyao found the witch queen in prison.

Li Xiaoyao: I'll get you out!

Wu Zetian: Wait! You help me get the snake staff first, so that I can restore my mana.

Li Xiaoyao: OK! I'll go.

Wu Zetian: Wait a minute! The Presbyterian church will attend.

Li Xiaoyao: What should I do?

Wu Zetian: You just need to say (I want to pick a lotus for Qing Er).

So, Li Xiaoyao came to the stone elder.

Elder Shi: Who are you? What to do! !

Li Xiaoyao: I want to choose a blue and white flower for Lianer.

Elder Shi: Come on! Where did you get these flowers?

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In order to cure Linger's illness, Li Xiaoyao must find the shell of the phoenix egg.

So he went to Shenmulin, and after the phoenix, he successfully obtained the phoenix egg. Unexpectedly, Anu suddenly appeared and took the Phoenix egg.

Li Xiaoyao: Hello! Give it back! !

Anu: No! I will "handle" it.

Li Xiaoyao: What are you going to do with it?

Anu: Of course, I'll give you the eggshell when it hatches!

Li Xiaoyao: How long will it take? I have a better way to handle it.

~ after a while ~

Li Xiaoyao: Anu! Anu! Would you like to try the phoenix poached eggs?

Anu: .................... (angry killing)

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Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru are chasing the Snitch.

Climb Yangzhou city wall at night.

I didn't expect to meet an informer on the roof. ....

Li Xiaoyao: Rumei! Watch out! It's time to fight!

Lin Yueru: Ouch! Damn it! To hide the weapon! Look at my seven moves! !

Li Xiaoyao: I can't ~ ~ ~ ~! ! !

Whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ boom ~ ~! ! ! !

The people were angry and said, hey! Trying to tear down my roof!

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Li Xiaoyao and the witch queen are dueling with the immortal water of Warcraft. .....

Li Xiaoyao: What a tough guy! How difficult it is!

Wu Zetian: Hum! Eat me again! Thor! !

~ ~ boom ~ ~

Li Xiaoyao: Ah ~ ~ ~ It hurts! We'll get electrocuted, too!

Wu Zetian: Sorry! I forgot ... okay! Then use "Snow Demon"! !

Whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ whew ~ ~ ~ ~

(Note: The whole river is frozen)

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When Li Xiaoyao was walking in the Shenmu maze, ........

Li Xiaoyao: There is a hole in the tree! Look inside.

Li Xiaoyao: Wow! ! There is elevator equipment in the trunk! !

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Li Xiaoyao Zhao Linger Anu and his party finally found the witch king.

Unexpectedly, the lich king turned out to be a tree demon, and he also pressed the shine to the ground.

Li Xiaoyao and Anu said together, damn devil! Come on!

I saw that the tree demon opened his mouth and made "10,000 cups to eat the sky" twice.

Li Xiaoyao and Anu immediately fell to the ground ~ ~ ~

Anu: Did this guy brush his teeth? !

Article 22.

Lin Yueru discovered the true face of colorful clothes in Shangshufu. ....

Lin Yueru: Damn fairies, they fooled us! !

Cai Yi: You ... you saw it!

Lin Yueru: Of course! ! Naked, with a pair of big wings behind!

Colored coat: haha ~ I hate it! This is the most popular new dress this summer.

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Aunt Xue found that the situation in Shangshufu was wrong.

A Xiang proposed to find a Taoist priest. ....

So Li Xiaoyao and Lin Yueru called a Taoist priest. ...

Taoist: .................. (reciting incantations)

I saw the Taoist priest's head burning. He never gives up ~

Taoist: .................. (reciting incantations)

I saw Taoist clothes burning. He never gives up ~

Taoist: .................. (reciting incantations)

I saw a charred body lying on the floor.

Article 24

Dr. Han said that his daughter Han Mengci had been taken away.

So Li Xiaoyao Zhao Linger Lin Yueru went to Ghost Mountain to look for it.

After a while, everyone came to a cage.

There is a girl in the cage.

Li Xiaoyao: You must be Han Mengci! Let's get you out of here!

Han Mengci: Stay away! There's a trap! !

Li Xiaoyao: Where! !

Han Mengci: Haha! ! I am a trap! I am Shi Changlao! You don't want to escape! !

Ha ha ha ha ha ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ (Elder Shi laughs wildly)

Lin Yueru conveniently locked the cage.

Lin Yueru: Ha ha ha! You laughed again!

Article 25.

Li Xiaoyao Zhao Linger Anu and his team met an enemy.

It's a one-eyed girl with a green snake wrapped around her.

Snake Lady: Haha! If you want to pass me, you must kill me! !

Zhao Linger: Ouch ~ It's a snake! I can't kill my own kind. I'll leave it to you.

Li Xiaoyao: Hum! Another naked monster! !

Snake Lady: Cut the crap! Come on!

Anu: Simple! Watch my ~ ghost drop! !

Snake Lady: Hahaha, what the hell is this ~ Green Snake! Come on, .....................! Hey! Come on! !

I saw the green snake wrap the snake lady alive ~

Article 26.

Li Xiaoyao was mistaken for a thief and taken to our officials. ....