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Brooke's cold joke

1。 "I'm really looking forward to this meal ... I haven't eaten for decades. But the skin on my chest and back is gone, only bones are left, yo Doby ~ ~ ~ Skeleton joke ~ "

Luffy was the only one in the audience clapping and laughing.

2。 Cloth says to NAMI, "Can I see underwear?" NAMI: "You are dreaming! (Beat) "Bu:" It hurts to the bone, because I am covered with bones ~ "Nami:" Are you finished! " Luffy is still laughing.

3。 Cloth to NAMI: "This young lady is really beautiful. My eyes pop out as soon as I see a beautiful woman. Of course, I have no eyes. "

4。 B: "I saw people like me evaporate in the sun ... it was really creepy, even though I was a skeleton with little hair."

5。 Cloth: "when I found my body, it had turned to bone and my eyes shrank." Oh, by the way, I don't have eyes ~ ~ yo, funny. "

6。 B: "I didn't expect to eat the food cooked by chef San Ji. It's so delicious that I almost swallowed my tongue, but I don't have a tongue! " Passerby A: Can't you just shut up and eat! "Passerby B:" Digging hahaha, bones are fun ~ "

7。 B: "The other day, too. I ate so much again today, I want to ... gain weight! " "Passerby C:" You only have bones, and you will never finish! ""Passerby D: "Dig hahaha, that's funny!"