Humorous jokes for first grade students

A collection of humorous jokes for first-grade students

The jokes are short in length, simple and clever in plot, often unexpected, and give people a wonderful feeling of laughter suddenly coming. Most of them reveal the perverse phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different levels of interest. Here are some humorous jokes from first grade students, come and take a look.

Humorous jokes for first-grade students 1

1. When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school, my classmates all saved their change and donated it to the disaster area.

One time the teacher asked us in class how much we had saved. Xiao Ming said, "I saved five yuan." Xiaoliang said: I saved ten yuan.

Finally it’s me, I said: I’m still ninety-nine to a hundred!

2. Student: “A millionaire and a man with seven children Who is happier among the poor?"

Teacher: "The poor with seven children."

Student: "Why?"

Teacher: "Because. He doesn’t want to have more.”

3. Xiao Ming said to the teacher while crying: “I hate school, but I will stay in school until I am sixteen.”

The teacher replied: "I understand how you feel. But I still have to stay in school until I am sixty years old."

4. The teacher assigned homework and gave the following words to form words: "号, live, red , hand, newspaper"

A doctor's child wrote on his homework: "Registration, hospitalization, red envelope, surgery, reimbursement" 2 humorous jokes by first-grade students

1. I saw two flies lingering on the table in my dormitory at school today. I swatted them to death with an English-Chinese dictionary, and then slowly said: "TM, didn't you know that school prohibits falling in love!"

2. A buddy in the dormitory sprayed every corner of his body with insecticide. I asked curiously: "There are no mosquitoes anymore, why should I spray insecticide?"

The buddy said: " I went on a date and I ran out of perfume, so I’ll make do with this.”

I’m messy...

3. I had a slight cold, so my roommate accompanied me to the doctor, and the doctor gave me a brief diagnosis Because of his condition, he asked me how much money I had brought.

I reacted immediately and said that I only brought ten yuan.

The idiot immediately patted his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, I just took out five hundred."

I gave him a vicious look. He thought I didn’t believe it, so he threw the five hundred dollars on the doctor’s table on the spot.

In the end, a cold cost two hundred.

4. A classmate’s mobile phone was stolen. We comforted her: “It’s a broken mobile phone, forget it...”

She said: “What hurts me most are the photos in the mobile phone, those youthful photos. I’m afraid it’s the best memory.”

We gave her an idea and sent a text message to her cell phone, telling the thief that she only needed the photos on her cell phone, and maybe there would be a chance to come back. .

But to my surprise, the text message came back after a while: "I'm sorry, it was too ugly, I deleted it..." Humorous Jokes from First Grade Students 3

1. Our class beauty has a tiger tooth, and everyone calls her Tiger Tooth Girl.

That day, a very narcissistic and fat girl behind me said: I also have tiger teeth!

The boy next to me was silent for a while and then said: You are beautiful. It’s called Huya, and yours is called Fang...

2. There are few toilets in our school, and we have to queue up every time we go to the toilet...

One time, my best friend had an urgent need to urinate, and she had a hard time urinating. There was only one person in front of me, and someone actually stopped in front of my best friend. Suddenly, my best friend said angrily: "If you jump in line in the cafeteria, you are grabbing food. If you jump in line in the toilet, you are grabbing shit!"

3. The girl at the table next door is going to attend the school’s Halloween costume party tonight. I asked her why she didn’t get ready since it was almost noon. She snorted: “What’s the hurry? We don’t need to put on makeup today. ”

4. The teacher asked Xiao Ming in class, facing the country and the beauty, would you choose...

Xiao Ming: The country.

Teacher: Why?

Xiao Ming: If you have a country, there will be a beauty.

But with beauties, beauties will run away from people with wealth...

Young man, you are very thoughtful...

5. The teacher gave a lecture on the podium, and a classmate fell asleep in the class. He was snoring as he fell asleep. The teacher flicked his hand and the chalk head flew directly over. However, his accuracy was a bit off and the collar fell into his clothes from the back...

The guy jumped up immediately. Shaking his clothes like crazy, muttering about bugs coming in, bugs coming in, everyone in the class laughed like crazy... humorous jokes for first grade students 4

1. Ants

One by one As soon as the grade 1 children returned to the classroom, they told the teacher: "Teacher, there are a lot of ants in the toilet!"

The female teacher nodded and suddenly thought that the word ant (ant) had been taught in English since the beginning of the school year. See if the child still remembers, then ask: "What did the ant say?"

The child looked confused, and after a while he answered: "The ant, he, he didn't speak!"

2. Proposal

Xiaofang, who is in second grade, is very cute and is often pestered by the boys in the class. One day, Xiaofang came home and said to her mother: "Mommy, today Xiaoqiang proposed to me and asked me to marry him..." Her mother asked casually: "Does he have a regular job?" Xiaofang thought for a while and said : He is the one in charge of erasing the blackboard in our class. "

3. Underestimating my son

Colleague Dapeng brought his daughter to play at home.

This was the first time I saw his daughter. I didn’t expect it. Now that she's grown up, I heard she's in the second grade of elementary school.

The little girl is very polite and takes the initiative to say hello as soon as she walks in. In this regard, my son is very different. He has a great personality and is very motivating. He may not even scream.

The little girl is also very cute and behaves like a little adult. To be honest, I fell in love with her right away.

In the evening, I took the initiative to ask my son: "Look, the little girl who came today is about the same age as you. What do you think of her?" In fact, I mainly wanted to encourage my son to learn from others through his impression of her.

As a result, the son actually asked: "Do you want me to fall in love with her?"

4. I want to be a teacher when I grow up

Home I have a little girl, who is four and a half years old. She is usually timid and does not like to talk to strangers, but she makes a big splash.

During the Chinese New Year, uncles and aunts who don’t come often come to visit, and she is alone. Lying on the table, scribbling and drawing, the aunt asked from the side: "Youyou (baby name), what are you drawing?"

My daughter was silent. You are really good at painting. Do you want to be a painter when you grow up?"

Still silent.

"Oh, auntie guessed wrong. Tell auntie, what do you want to be when you grow up? "

The feeling of unfamiliarity gradually faded away. He raised his little head and said childishly: "I want to be a teacher!"

"Oh, that's right. Let me tell my aunt about it. I want to be a teacher. What teacher?"

The daughter looked surprised: "My surname is Wang, of course I am Teacher Wang, how can you not know it is so simple?"

5. Teaching

There was a smart student in the third-grade primary school class, but it was very difficult for him to sit down and listen to the class.

One day he said to the teacher: "I know enough, there is no need to continue studying." . "

Teacher: "Oh, really? You only went to third grade, what are you going to do?"

Student: "Teach second grade. ”

6. The truth about children

A young teacher just finished telling the story of sheep to a little boy in her class, saying that a sheep was punished for leaving the flock. The wolf ate it. "You see," she said, "if the sheep is honest and doesn't leave the flock, it won't be eaten by the wolf, right?" "Yes, teacher." The little boy replied: "But it will be eaten by us in the future." "" (hilarious jokes for primary school students)

7. Helping the family

My younger brother, who is in the fourth grade of elementary school, is really fat and everyone often makes fun of him. One day, the teacher asked their classmates to start writing down "things they do for the family every day" in the contact book. The younger brother couldn't think of anything, so in the end, his mother had to fill it in for him. She wrote in her contact book: “Help the family eat every day.

"The teacher's comment was: "I can see that you work very hard!"

8. Notice

"What's wrong with you today? Why have you been playing with it for so long?" Father. As he said that, he took the notice from his son and started reading it. There were comments written by the teacher: "Shooting slingshots in class, putting bugs in classmates' pockets... Invite parents to talk about it." "

"If you do this in school, who will you be when you grow up?" the father yelled at his son.

"Dad, this is not my notice. I found it in your old box. "

9. My father infected me

One day both the father and his son got up very late. The father did not go to work and the son did not go to school.

" In the office, people think I'm sick. And what about you? When your classmates asked you, what did you say?" the father asked his son.

"I said, my father's disease infected me. ”

10. It’s ridiculous

One day, my mother killed a mouse in the house. She didn’t want the neighbors to know, so she told the little boy not to tell others, because the mouse was Dirty. Unexpectedly, Xiao Yaoer said to his classmates: "My family has a secret that is too dirty to tell you. " ;