What are the funny questions?

Hidden creativity can really be described as "making the gods cry". In short, as the netizen commented, "I didn't expect the exam to be so cute."

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Primary school examination questions

Appeared on the Internet: around June this year 1 day.

It is said that there are many Ren Lei papers on the primary school campus, generally speaking, there are many "parallel imports". In contrast, I still think the following set is more reliable, and the content of the answer is in line with the cognitive and language level of primary school students. Of course not. That's for sure.

Topic 1: Show your favorite comic works or humorous stories, and let's create a happy life together.

Student A: Figure 1: In art class, students are drawing. Figure 2: The teacher saw nothing on Xiaoming's paper and asked him what he had drawn. Figure 3: Xiaoming: "Teacher, I am painting cows eating grass." Teacher: "Then I don't see cows or grass?" Figure 4. Xiao Ming: "Teacher, you are so stupid. The cow ate all the grass. What is it doing here? " ! "

Comments: Oh, the circulated jokes are used here. Although the picture is a little rough, the student's flexible learning spirit is worth learning.

Question 2: How are you going to play your youth concerto well?

Student A: It is planned to enter foreign language middle schools and high schools at the age of 15, and enter the National University of Defense Technology at the age of 18. At the age of 22, you will wear dazzling military uniforms, be a team leader at the age of 25, be a teacher at the age of 30, and die in battle at the age of 35.

Comments: Dare to be more advanced than the teacher's goal is to die in the battlefield? It seems that the rendering of heroes in domestic TV dramas has left a deep impression on the next generation.

Topic 3: Collect and extract life aphorisms about self-improvement.

Student A: Never give up, never give up. We are called "Steel Class Seven". Since ancient times, men have been self-reliant and girls have been washing clothes at home.

Comments: The former is another mode of living and learning, and the seventh company of steel was changed to the seventh class of steel. I estimate that after several rounds of Soldier Assault, there will be no shortage of "seven-grade steel" in the country. In the latter case, discrimination against women begins at such a young age. Be careful that the girls in the class will not play with you collectively.

General comment: Today's primary school students are much bolder than we were then, and exams are just like playing. Now the teacher is really eye-catching, and I guess I can laugh when I correct the paper.

The trickiest thing

Chinese grading test questions

Online Time: Recently

Recently, it is reported that the Ministry of Education and the State Language Committee have adopted a spoken Chinese proficiency assessment system designed for people whose mother tongue is not Chinese, and its spoken Chinese proficiency test will be divided into nine levels. As soon as this news came out, it aroused netizens' high interest in the proposition, and designed a variety of oral examination questions in a unique way. The following are all listening questions-

Question 1: Xiaoming walks into the classroom: A. Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

Comments: This question has no technical content, and it is probably the first level of Chinese. If you make a mistake, please go back. China is not for you.

Question 2: Which two characters are not from China? Qiu; Qiu Chuji; Churchill; Kong Qiu; Du fu; Du Mu; Du Shenyan; Truman.

Comments: The questioner neglected that the names of Lao Qiu and Lao Du were transliterated directly. This question is completely a subtitle, and the wrong answer has nothing to do with listening.

Question 3: There are not many people on the bus today. Three people came up at the first stop and five people went down. There are 7 second stops, and the next stop is12; At the third stop, 45 came up and 23 went down; The fourth stop comes up at 18 and gets off at 12; At the fifth stop, there are 9 people coming up and 8 people going down. Q: How many stops did this man take? A.4B.5C.6d I don't know.

Comments: Don't talk about answering questions. I guess I'll faint after listening to them. This is the legendary brain teaser. Don't be so deceptive.

Question 4: Please look at a dialogue-Zhang San: "Haha. I worked out this problem on Wednesday, Li Si. Have you worked it out? " Li Si: "It was made eighteen years ago." Q: What can we infer from this? A. Li Si is 18 years old. B. Li Si is older than Zhang San 18 years old. C. Li Si worked it out before Zhang San. D Li si 18 years ago did this problem.

Comments: Those who can answer this question have lived in China for at least 5 years, and the appraisal is completed.

General comment: I would like to dedicate this volume to those brothers and sisters who have been, are and will be tortured by CET-4, TOEFL and gre.

The craziest

"Latent" fan test paper

Appeared on the Internet: 4 days ago

It is said that when the TV series "Latent" is the hottest, its Baidu Post Bar can add thousands of new posts every day; It is also said that many people watched the whole drama for more than 20 hours in a row ... In short, although the authenticity of the following test paper shot by netizens and posted online is debatable, in real life, there must be such a level of "hidden" fans.

Question 1: The highest mountain in the world?

Attendant: Mount Emei.

Question 2: The largest sea in the world?

A: Deep sea.

Question 3: Understanding of failure and victory?

A: There is a victory called retreat and a failure called occupation.

Question 4: What is your understanding of faith?

Live a happy life with Zuo Lan.

Question 5: What is your description of Lin Daiyu?

A: Yu Zecheng keeps a woman outside.

General comment: This respondent is so crazy that I can't comment on them one by one. It seems to have changed his cognition of geography, literature, outlook on life and values. What's more worth mentioning is that the signature column of this test paper impressively says "Yu". He should pray that the marking teacher is also a latent fan and has lost his mind like him. Zhang lei