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Classic talk on reading when depressed (52 items)
Second, no one will care how much effort you have made, whether you are tired or not, and whether the fall hurts. They will only look at your final position and then envy or despise you.
Third, people who are easily left out are often enthusiastic people, while those who attract many followers are often lukewarm people.
Fourth, girls must work hard to make money, otherwise others will give you 520 yuan, and you will think that you have met love.
Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. On the contrary, your badness is like a scar to others. If you leave it, it will last forever. This is human nature.
Sixth, who is true and who is false, really can't tell who is good and who is bad, and I really don't understand it soon. Everyone is a good actor, playing a bad face while singing a bad face.
7. I hope you can tell the good from the bad. No matter whether you are a dog or a man, you are sensitive but not melodramatic. Nothing is worth your life.
Eight, no one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying!
When you get in touch with society more and more, you will find how important money and looks are!
X. Unloading is always faster than downloading, just as getting is always faster than losing!
If you are too kind, you will be bullied Being too kind to people will become a matter of course. If you are too simple and honest, you will be treated as a fool. The world is so realistic!
12. Whoever gives the meat goes, you are a dog before the interests.
Thirteen, the truth has become unpleasant to listen to, but the lies have become more fascinating. Maybe everyone in the world lacks love, but you lack a muscle!
Fourteen, there are so many people in the world who care about each other. What you pay blindly is just people who are used to pushing their luck. If you think too much about other people's feelings, you are bound to feel bad.
Fifteen, happy to share the wrong person, it becomes a show; Sad to share the wrong person becomes melodramatic, even a joke!
16. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night. People who lie to you will speak better than those who love you!
Seventeen, not afraid of the wolf and the tiger face to face, I am afraid that people will have second thoughts.
Eighteen, men's two hobbies: pulling a bright girl into the water; Persuade prostitutes to be good. Women have two hobbies: talking about money with the poor; Talk about feelings with rich people.
Nineteen, sensible people, once they don't cooperate, will be called heartless, wayward people, a little smarter will be praised.
Twenty, if you have money, you dare to be your truest self. If you have no money, you can only be your likable self.
Twenty-one, half the money, that's a "cheap" word, understand!
22. Appearance determines whether it is possible to be together, personality determines whether it is suitable to be together, material determines whether it can be stable together, and trust determines whether it can be together for a long time.
Twenty-three, money is so reliable, everything is fake, not to mention people's hearts!
24. Because he is rich, you think it is interesting to take you to a roadside stall. Because he is poor, you save money to give you a brand-name bag and you take it for inspection. Because she is not beautiful, she washes and cooks for you, which makes you feel boring, because she is beautiful and unreasonable, and you think she is a goddess.
25. You don't know how hypocritical society is until reality slaps you. You don't know how awesome people are until the so-called friends hurt you.
Twenty-six, people who plan houses and cars have a good life, and those who plan their feelings have the worst life!
Twenty-seven, there are too many smiling faces, and I am used to being sick! If you are too accommodating, others will think you are a fool without temper!
28. People who are richer than you must work harder than you. People who work harder than you will be richer than you one day. Life is balanced. If you don't work hard to make money, you must worry about saving money. This is not chicken soup, this is reality!
Twenty-nine, when I was a child, I felt that good people were rewarded. When you grow up, you know that good people are laughed at!
Thirty, don't be reckless. Some people seem to forgive you, but in fact you are not that important.
Anything that confuses you is enough to destroy you. Softness is a disease, and affection is fatal!
Don't blame others for judging people by their appearances. After all, the heart is too far away and the face is in front of you!
Thirty-three, the stories in fairy tales are all deceptive, and the ending is that the prince and princess are happy together, but they don't tell the following story. It's not that you don't say it, it's that you can't say it It's not a fairy tale if you say it. You know, an old and confused king and a cunning queen were also princes and princesses when they were young.
34. Why don't you want to choose kindness again? Because no one can recognize kindness, everyone thinks it is weakness and concession!
35. People's eyes are black and their hearts are red. Sometimes when their eyes are red, their hearts are black.
It's more exciting to listen to yourself in other people's mouths than to watch a blockbuster. You will find that you have done nothing, but you have acted in many versions, and you are still a big role.
37. Most of the mistakes we make are because we think too much when we should use our true feelings. It's too emotional when it's time to use your head
In this hypocritical society, you should know how to protect yourself, don't tell everything you know, and don't believe everything you hear!
39. If you don't have the ability to clean up the mess, please don't indulge in fickle emotions, or you will only hurt yourself in the end!
Forty, I used a sack of money to go to school for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
4 1. Bitterness and humor are two different things, outspoken and frank are two different things, uneducated and casual are two different things, and frank and frank are two different things.
Forty-two, girls think that as soon as men say that I support you, they can let you plant flowers and grass at home, learn piano painting, practice yoga, go shopping with sisters in the afternoon for afternoon tea, do manicure and change your face? In fact, the man's idea of raising you for me is to let you do laundry and cook at home, take care of the children, honor your parents and carry on the family line!
Forty-three, the most fragrant rice is always in someone else's bowl, and the best person is never around you!
44. If a man likes you without makeup, no matter how ugly you are, he will be happy when you are fat, and he will feel distressed when you are thin. Please remember, that person is dad, your dad, your own dad!
Forty-five, people are not as good as ghosts without money, and soup without salt is not as good as water. You will gradually find that a kind heart can never compare with a good mouth.
46. When you trust someone without reservation, there will only be two results in the end, either the person in life or a lesson in life.
47. There is no right or wrong in this society, only strength. Come on, you can't be buttered up. Even the dog will step on you.
Forty-eight, you have countless spare tires, and your feelings remain unchanged, not because you are attractive, but because you are cheap and versatile!
Forty-nine, when love comes to an end, the weak cry to find the next goal efficiently, and the old driver has already changed the spare tire and started on the road.
50. Some people say that you will be beaten if you fall behind. Others say that if you blow off a bird's head, it means that a person can always find a reason to hit you.
Fifty-one, love at first sight, the clock is not love, the clock is face is money.
Fifty-two, the thin man clamored to lose weight, the schoolmaster complained that he had failed the exam again, the local tyrant frowned and cried poor, and life was so hypocritical!
Sadness when the mood is very low is a kind of personality talk.
1, our story will not continue.
After you turned around, my heart was already broken in two.
3, the world is so small, I still lost you.
At first, we were all very happy. Later, we quarreled constantly, and finally we could only say that we took care of each other.
On a cloudy day, the figure you left is rippling in peace.
6, love this bet, I have long been tired, perhaps, I can't afford to lose everything.
7. After death, there are endless memories and sadness …
8. I am humble and rogue. I just want you to look back at me again,
9. Love hurts, hurts, forgets, and finally breaks up.
10, my thoughts are still fixed at the moment I lost you.
1 1, after all, we can't escape separation, and our ending is just a hasty end, just fate.
12, since I left you, I have lived a walking life every day.
13. What will happen if we are not together?
14, I know we're all right, but it would be better to put it down.
15, don't say goodbye, just say goodbye.
16, after so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.
17, that's all, please remember our memories.
18, you give yourself a high-sounding reason to leave without warning.
19, after you left, you began to panic and regret. You've come a long way, only exposed to air.
20. In this reinforced concrete city, it's no use crying with lost love.
2 1, there is no smile in my sky, everything is gone, and everything is over.
22. There is nothing wrong with us, but the wind blows away the promise.
It's not that time flies, but that we are too close to the finish line.
24. I didn't expect you to be behind me, so I didn't have so much scruples.
I sang your favorite song over and over again, but my heart cried.
26. After separation, it is deemed to have failed.
27. Format yourself just to delete you.
28. Turn around and leave in tears. One day I will kneel down and beg me.
29. I have loved several people and loved several people, but I still can't let go of happiness.
30. It's not that I'm heartless, but that you don't know how painful it is to lose your heart.
3 1, thank you for hurting me to pieces and letting me see the false love.
32. I don't even want to talk when I'm tired.
33 years old, with a haggard face and red eyes.
34. I know that you will leave eventually, just like the beautiful fireworks will eventually dissipate.
35. I will put aside your promise and give you the freedom you want.
Stay on the edge of the world and say goodbye to it.
37. You held my hand, but you let me go when I was most dependent on you.
38. Two people who were once very close have become far away, even farther away than before.
39. On the day I leave, my heart will ache to death.
40. The dream is broken and the heart is destroyed, although love will end up like a TV series one day.
4 1, at least I don't regret loving you, and I will never forget you.
42. Maybe you really have your reasons. Anyway, it's over, isn't it?
Finally, I just want to sing one last song for you.
I clearly remember the promise I made, but now you have already left.
45, tired, not in love Tired, you left.
It takes all your courage to accept the fact that you want to leave.
Giving up on you is the bravest thing I have ever done.
48. I took away my memory and cut off all your messages.
When I left you, I found my eyes smiling.
50. I love so deeply and hurt so thoroughly.
202 1 classic inspirational talk (52 articles)
First, when you are sad, a few glasses of wine and a few boxes of cigarettes. After a night, tomorrow is another day. It's true that you were sad last night, but tomorrow you can change, don't cry, because it doesn't mean anything.
Second, the position is firm, the strength is very small, and sometimes it can only be led.
In the midsummer when we have never arrived, the sunshine will remember our youth and great love.
4. Find a comfortable shop, pick an elegant postcard and send it to your favorite TA. On the back, I will miss you somewhere.
It is because we are not perfect that we need each other.
Sixth, life needs to be true, so as to treat people sincerely; Life needs beauty, and decorate the world with beauty; Life needs knowledge, and knowledge drives civilization; Life needs to be beautiful, and life is enriched by tolerance!
No matter how good it was yesterday, I couldn't walk back. No matter how difficult tomorrow is, we must keep our feet up and move on.
If someone throws a stone at you, don't throw it back. Use them as the cornerstone of your tall building.
Nine, life self-design is necessary, without self-design, life will be blind, self-design is the basis of self-realization, self-realization is the result of self-design!
Ten, there is a person in my heart, which is a collection, so it fills the gap in life. The sun is far away, but there must be a sun. -Seven years of viola.
No one will shelter me from the wind and rain, so I want to be my own hero.
Twelve, there is no incurable pain, and there is no endless sinking. All lost things will return in another way.
Thirteen, choose your own road, let alone climb, even if you die, you will die on that road.
Fourteen, once a day in January, we hold hands happily, and we will be together forever.
Fifteen, see through but don't say it, many things, as long as you know, there is no need to say it.
Life is not waiting for the storm to pass, but learning to dance in the storm.
Seventeen, after so long, the wound you gave has not healed, and your figure remains in my memory.
Eighteen, don't regret it. Beauty is wonderful. If it is bad, it is called experience.
Nineteen, the beauty of youth is that it is never too late. You can make mistakes, go back on your word, fall down, start over, but don't give up. Believe in yourself, you have enough energy to make the world a better place. Work hard, come on!
Don't be sad when friends ignore you. Everyone has his own life, and no one can always accompany you.
2 1. Winners never fail, but never give up.
Twenty-two, love left a deep memory, but also let the wound scratch your heart.
Twenty-three, measure a person's value: not by how much knowledge he has learned, but by how much wealth he has created; Not by what he has, but by what spirit he has; Not by how many people he knows, but by how many people he knows!
Twenty-four, life experience is an intangible wealth; The realm is improved, which makes people happy. Only through experience can we realize the true feelings of life; Only experience can stimulate the sublimation of ideas.
Twenty-five, fate determines who will come into our lives, and the heart determines who we will stand side by side with.
Twenty-six, when we were young, we were very rebellious and always wanted to get rid of the shackles of our parents and fly by ourselves. Therefore, I don't want to tell my parents what I think, and I hate their meddling in my affairs. We often quarrel with them, which adds a ray of life to our youth. But as we grow older, we know that we are a kite full of longing. We always want to get rid of the rope and fly by ourselves. How do we know that a broken kite can't move! So youth is full of philosophy of life.
27. God never complains about people's ignorance, but people complain about God's injustice.
28. I never want to see you again. Did I say it against my will or in a moment of anger?
Twenty-nine, youth is just a short dream. When you wake up, it has disappeared. The most important thing in life is not where you stand, but where you want to go
When you are gradually lost on the road of life, please remember: don't forget why you started because you have been walking for too long.
Thirty-one, don't quit, don't persuade, play with things. Anyone in a dance academy will accomplish nothing; Whoever does not dominate himself will always be a slave.
Always remember: God will only arrange a happy ending. If you are unhappy, it means that it is not the final outcome.
The first priority in life is to develop your own ability, reserve your own energy, keep yourself healthy, and do everything to the best!
Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up! When the tears stop, I know that separation is also an understanding.
35. Marriage is like eating. You must have ordered what you like, but you can't help looking at other people's plates first when the food comes.
36. Life will give you candy and scars. Later, when those wounds fade away, they will definitely become the most poisonous places on your body.
37. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, it means itchy but unable to scratch. More unfortunately, it hasn't been itchy for a long time.
Enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide. Do meaningful work when you are in the mood and do interesting things when you are not in the mood.
39. From now on, I am neither greedy nor greedy, only greedy for someone who is really good to me.
Forty, bees are busy all day, and everyone loves them; Mosquitoes run around all day, and everyone shouts! It doesn't matter how busy you are, what matters is! An important choice is worth a thousand efforts! Today's life is determined by the choices made five years ago, and the life after five years is determined by today.
Forty-one, it's okay to be alone. As long as you love someone from the heart, life will be saved. Even if you can't live with him.
Forty-two, junior high school students' love: going home together; High school students' love: eating together; College students fall in love: sleeping together; Love after marriage: go home to eat and sleep together.
I saw you in the crowd. Fate, I see you, in the crowd. If I hadn't met you, maybe I would still be the same, standing in the crowd at a loss. If you hadn't left me at last, maybe I wouldn't be so indifferent as I am now, and I would be a little sad to see you in the crowd. I have gone through all my sorrows, and the saddest thing is that you didn't come to the end. I have gone through all despair, and the most desperate thing is that you are still at the starting point.
44. Plant an idea and reap an action; Plant a behavior and reap a habit; Plant a habit and gain a personality; Plant a personality and reap a destiny!
Forty-five, I often regret giving up too much. I've been thinking that if I had insisted, it wouldn't be like this. Maybe my waist is flexible enough to practice high-intensity yoga instead of being a cosmopolitan leg cramp. Maybe I can play the flute and piano well. But there will never be so many in the world. If you take a one-way street, you are doomed to take a little more detours. Work hard slowly. I couldn't run today, but I ran past myself yesterday.
Forty-six, the more you forget, the harder you get, and the deeper you get!
Forty-seven, no matter how big today is, tomorrow will be a small matter; The biggest thing this year is the story next year.
48. Every excellent person has a period of silence. During that time, I made a lot of efforts, endured loneliness and loneliness, and I didn't complain. Even when I talked about it later, I could be moved. Life is like tea, it is always bitter at first, but we have no choice but to force ourselves to drink it. Tea will only be bitter for a while, and it will be fragrant after a long time; We won't suffer all our lives, but there will always be happiness and happiness that excites us.
Forty-nine, it is easy to call a wife, it is not difficult to call a wife, but calling an old woman is a lifelong commitment.
50. Pessimists say that life is a bitter wine, optimists say that life is a glass of champagne, pessimists say that life is a glass of clear water, and optimists say that life is a glass of nectar.
Only by doing your best can you say that you are unlucky.
52, always wait and see the vague distance, it is better to do the clear things at hand first. Knowing what you really need in life is more important than having billions of wealth.
On beautiful and moving classics (52 articles)
First, because things are getting better and better now, I don't care so much about the past.
Second, the sign of maturity is not that you can tell the truth, but that you begin to understand the little things around you.
Third, fight if you like, not pick it up.
Fourth, it is very comforting to be tired and tired when your family is around. When you are alone, a little grievance is just like a big grievance.
Five, the reason is understood, and things have been thought clearly. Quite a big man, and it's a big deal. I'm useless without me in your heart.
6. It is said that the only way to become a master is to suffer. I don't want to be a master, but the world is suffering, so I am not spared.
Seven, you can like many people in this life, but only one is distressed.
Eight, the warmth of rainy days is not just a steaming cup of milk tea or coffee, but also the response at the other end of the screen.
Nine, the weather is getting colder and colder, and the deer in my heart has entered a deep sleep period and will never bump again.
Ten, alienation is not necessarily annoying, but may also be too fond.
1 1. Sometimes you have to be your own hero, just as you think those who say they can't live without you are not really inseparable from you. When one day they really leave you, after you have experienced the pain of parting, you still remember to keep trust, treat others sincerely and have the ability to continue to cherish your lover. This is the best courage.
Twelve, in the years of trekking, everyone has their own inner story. In the process of life, they will look at themselves, be pessimistic and not talk about their joys and sorrows. The traces of years are ups and downs. No one can see through whether the road he has traveled is lucky or stumbling, right or wrong. Cherish the present and don't regret in their past.
Thirteen, learn to bear, to mature.
It suddenly occurred to me that you are an adult. After so many years of change, you said that what you hate most has become your favorite, and your favorite is just passing by.
15. May you live without weakness for the rest of your life and be indifferent to him.
16. Don't tell others about your bad mood. Anyway, sleep at night, go out to play during the day, eat and drink well on cloudy days, and listen to the rain on rainy days.
Take every encounter as destiny takes a hand, will we become gentler?
Eighteen, who is comfortable with, regardless of friendship or love, don't think about accommodating anyone, because you are also a baby.
Nineteen, the greatest person is not the one who has everything, but the one who makes everything better.
Twenty, after all, you are still young. I don't know whether the world is cold or summer. At sunrise and sunset, people gather and disperse.
I like the morning before the stars fall, I like the morning with dew, I like the traffic lights in the fog, and I like the reminder lights on my mobile phone that represent my special concern. I like the world, especially you. I have liked one person after another in the sea of people, but it is also the first time to meet someone as clear and bright as you. Well, I believe that meeting you is the best time, and I hope you will always be what I see now.
Twenty-two, the sea in the photo, there is no wind, no rain.
Twenty-three, happiness can not be shared with everyone, if you are not careful, you will be thrown cold water.
I have been forcibly giving you something, my time, my love, my importunities, my fierceness and my loveliness. I never asked you if you wanted it. All I know is that I never give it to anyone.
25. Understanding others' words with kindness will make the world simple, beautiful and relaxed. The world is so big, but I am lucky to meet some people.
Twenty-six, if a person can have one or two good books to read, good movies to watch and good music to listen to, how lucky it is to give your good friend Amway at the first time.
Twenty-seven, ten thousand feet high, blue sky and white clouds, is my life. It's my dream to eat and drink happily with you in the restaurant on the street.
There are sad people everywhere in the world. What are you afraid of?
29. Do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?
Thirty, broke a bottle of toilet water, just fell into the gap of the table, and the smell spread to every corner of the bedroom. Helpless to open the window, forced to feel the cold wind, it blew from the seventh floor, must have touched every sleeping face, fluttering and shaking.
Thirty-one, this fireworks, romantic, romantic.
32. Every time someone says they like me, I feel that their love is very shallow. I forget it after drinking, and give up after quarreling.
Be lovely, be positive, be optimistic, and mourn only in your heart.
Thirty-four, sometimes people are like this. When something big happens, they will bear it. When they hear a word of comfort from people around them, they will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering alone, but that people around me felt sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.
Thirty-five, while young, walk more, climb more mountains and bathe more in the sun.
Thirty-six, only when you don't expect anything, can everything come as scheduled.
Thirty-seven, when you grow up, if you want to say a simple word of love and missing, you must consider the right time, the right place and the right person. Many times we don't talk about it.
38. Later, it was found that it was cleaner to drink cold rice, and the words written in the middle of the night were quite tasty. In the morning, the bowl of porridge warmed the stomach and was comfortable. The idea of isolation after extreme pain became more mature and lost all the way.
39. Anything can be simple if you want.
Forty, all the unfairness in this world is due to the lack of ability of the parties.
4 1. Frustration is the transformation of growth, and failure is the footprint of growth.
42. The less you care about, the happier you will be.
Forty-three, I went out and met someone I really wanted to see. When I was visiting the bookstore, I suddenly found a book I had been looking for for for a long time. A cup of fragrant black tea made by my friend made me feel the warm sunshine.
44. The person who suits you best is often the person you didn't expect.
Forty-five, you can entertain yourself. Anyway, the person you think of is probably asleep. The quilt is well covered and the dream is sweet. You have nothing tonight except the possibility of sudden death. In any relationship, one must first learn to be interesting and turn around.
46. When you are alive, you will find that a little thing can make you feel that life is either all good or all bad. I often have great joy and sadness, but I never imagined whether I was extremely happy or not.
47. Those who answer lightly travel far. The strong survive and the weak are eliminated.
48. Don't rely on someone easily, it will become your habit. When parting comes, what you lose is not someone, but your spiritual pillar. No matter when and where, learning to walk independently will make you walk more calmly.
Forty-nine, grievances have been suffered. If you can't grow, it's a loss.
50. Love is not a game. I can win without you. Obedience to followers leads to mediocrity
Fifty-one, independent to not rely on anyone, don't expect warmth except yourself, independent to a person can live better.
When you become excellent, everything you want will come to you.
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