Ask for an English joke

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has its advantages and disadvantages. To show that I am honest, I want to tell you its shortcomings-there is a chemical factory one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north. "

"What are the advantages?" Asked the prospective buyer.

"The advantage of it," said the agent, "is that you always know which direction the wind is blowing."

merits and demerits

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both advantages and disadvantages. To show that I am honest, I will tell you its shortcomings-there is a chemical factory one block south and a slaughterhouse one block north. "

"So what are its advantages?" Ask the person who is going to buy a house.

"The advantage of it," said the agent, "is that you always know where the wind is coming from."

Early shopper

It was Christmas and the judge was in a good mood when interrogating the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" He asked.

"Buy Christmas presents in advance," the defendant replied.

"It's not illegal," replied the judge. "How early did you shop?"

"Before the store opens," the prisoner retorted.

Premature purchase

It was Christmas, and the judge was a little sympathetic when interrogating the prisoner. "What are you being sued for?" He asked.

"It's too early to buy Christmas supplies." The defendant replied.

"It's not illegal," the judge replied. "How early did you shop?"

"Before the store opens," the prisoner replied.