Connotation humor joke

Highlights of connotative humorous jokes

The reason why I often delete my circle of friends and Weibo is mostly because I am arrogant and indifferent for one second, and I hate myself for being ignorant and melodramatic for one second. Is it funny? Let's enjoy the wonderful part of humorous jokes!

Connotation humor joke (1) 1. The female colleague next to me just now suddenly asked me, "Did you fart?" I said, "Holy shit, I only wore it for a second and you smelled it?" Then she hit me with a magazine and said, "I saw you sprain your ankle, and then you farted on my side to see if I didn't kill you!" " "

2. When I was a child, did my neighbor tease me to eat your meal? I said no, my family doesn't have enough food. Then how about eating your eggs? No, my eggs need to be hatched. Do you want your chicken manure corporation? No, no. Q: Why? Chicken manure has to be saved for melons. . .

3. If a bottle of wine can make me swallow all the sadness of 20 16, then I will do it first! If another bottle of wine can make everything go well for me on 20 17, I'll have another bottle! If another bottle of wine can make people I know make a fortune on 20 17, then I'll blow three bottles at a time! If another bottle of wine can make me forgive people who treat me badly, I'm sorry, I drank too much. . .

Intrinsic humor joke (2) 1, playing cards will be invented by surprise and will be used as mahjong chips one day.

2, a pair of lovers, if only two people are very much in love, it is sweet; If you love each other very much, you have to show your love everywhere. This is idleness.

3. Some foreign countries have Patriot missiles, and some Chinese countries have Patriots to make trouble.

4. You are a wonderful display of the universe, a jigsaw puzzle missing from history, a treasure missing from civilization, a limited edition, an only child out of print, a favored child, the last supper, electricity and light, and the only mental retardation.

5, local tyrants buy cars like this, local tyrants: "Waiter, I want to buy a car."

Attendant: "sir, didn't you just buy the car last week?" Do you want to buy it again? "

Local tyrant: "The ashtray of that car is full.

Recently, the company's toilet paper has always been stolen. After some investigation, it was stolen by the aunt who cleaned the toilet. . .

Aunt said lovingly, "It's too hot now. They spent half a day squatting. I'm afraid they'll get heatstroke in there. . . So take the paper and let them go less. "

7. I heard that it is very hot in your place recently, isn't it?

What did you say?/Sorry? The signal in the refrigerator is not good.

Connotation humor joke (3) 1, the hospital operating room door was pushed open, and the doctor came out and said to his patient's wife, "There is bad news and good news, which do you listen to first?"

"all right."

"Your husband's success rate of this operation is as high as 99%!"

"What about the bad one?"

"It used to be higher."

2. Song Wu is sharp-eyed and sits in a chair. The golden lotus kneeling on one side kept trembling.

"Sister-in-law, let me ask you, what did my eldest brother say before he died?"

"。 . . No, no. 。"

"no?" Song Wu thundered, reached a finger at the broken bowl on the ground and spilled some black juice on the ground.

The golden lotus trembled even more, like a small flower swaying in the wind: "It seems to mean. . . Medicine, medicine. . . "

Song Wu grabbed Jinlian's chest and lifted it. He shouted, "Then why don't you say ChiKeKe? I can't wait to beat my big brother to death! "

Let a friend tell a joke and ask me how I feel. I said, "When I first heard this joke, the house price in Beijing was less than 1000 yuan."

The friend refused to accept it and said, "Then tell a joke of 30,000 square meters."

4. Woman: Husband, what's the matter with you, sighing all day?

M: I am worried about things at work.

W: As a PE teacher, what can you worry about?

M: Now many people are not good at math, and they all say that I taught them.

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