Funny nicknames daquan

I have a friend whose nickname should be funny. Come to the spirit at night, hence the name: come to the party at night! ! !

If a boy is less than 1 60, we call him semi-disabled.

The girl with him, we call her the chairman of the Disabled Persons' Federation.

I have a classmate with poor sexual function, so I call him a doctor (erectile collapse)

A female friend had a flat chest, and her boyfriend joked with her and nicknamed her "microwave oven". But I heard it ended badly.

There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!

Occasionally, a colleague who used to be nicknamed "Radish Silk" has been renamed as "684 14 14", which means "Radish Silk".

A little bit. "

My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! ! !

In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "

I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.

One of my classmates, Zhang, was so fat that he was called "Big Hippo". It took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Big Brother Kyle".

The potato turned into "Tuge"—

My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.

When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Take the meaning of "boring, * *, rogue", which means people.

One is that human nature is good, and the other is unique.

Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.

I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".

Later, it developed into telling dirty jokes not only by itself, but also by mobilizing "underachievers", so it was renamed "teaching"

Yellow ".

In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".

A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. People in the dormitory

Laughing wildly ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms played a joke on him and asked him to go to the podium to show you how to tie it. He smiled and said:

"I want to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, he has been nicknamed "the instructor of the moon".

A girl in senior three got a nickname: Tibetan-necked deer yw 1 1.

A girl's nickname

A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.

The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.

The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.

When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname called the dark horse king.

Son. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.

Our former math teacher was very nice, serious and soft, like cotton wool. Everyone calls him Lao Mian, the representative of his subject.

It is also soft cotton, so Xiaomian is all male.

Once upon a time, the ranking of gg in my class was "Lao", Lao Ping (head), Lao (mother) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang) and Lao.

Blow. . . . . . . . . . . Mm is the word "big", chinemys reevesii (head), big black, * * *,

A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; Another teacher, studying abroad, doctor, is very powerful, the question is very strange, and he will scold.

People don't wear dirty words, but they can make you feel chest tightness for several days. This is called "flying knife".

In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". A few days later, two new kings joined, and the little comrade finally ranked.

The eighth trip ~ ~ ~ ~ is hard luck!

Teachers in universities are called "Four Famous Arrests" and "* * *" according to the scores of cheating in invigilation.

It's not a nickname. It's a real name. In droves Anyone who doesn't understand clearly becomes a dog.

I met a girl whose face is surprisingly peaceful and round. I call her a plate. A classmate, who runs fast, calls him a tortoise, and runs faster than a rabbit.

Let's go A junior high school classmate named Yang Wei felt uncomfortable afterwards and changed his name to "Yang Dawei"

I also have a teacher who teaches pedagogy, saying that as long as you recite more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven.

There is a colleague in my unit named Cui Changfu, who is called "whore"

My high school chemistry teacher is very fat ~ ~ ~ We will call her "fertilizer".

In our countryside, we pay attention to giving children cheap names, saying that they are good to feed. Village ... >>

Funny nickname is flat-chested female friend. Her boyfriend joked with her and nicknamed her "microwave oven". But I heard it ended badly.

There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!

Occasionally, a colleague who used to be nicknamed "shredded radish" has been renamed as "684 14 14", which means "a little shredded radish".

My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! I've also heard of a "Moonlight Princess", hehe.

My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.

When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Take the meaning of "boring, * * *, rogue", the beginning of life, people with good nature are unique.

Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.

In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "

I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.

One of my classmates, Zhang, was named "Big Hippo", and it took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Big Brother Kyle". Similarly, a potato finally evolved into "Brother Tu"

I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".

Later, it was developed to not only say it himself, but also mobilize "underachievers" to tell dirty jokes together, so it was renamed "Teaching Yellow".

In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".

A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. The people in the dormitory laughed wildly ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms made fun of him and asked him to go to the podium to show everyone how to tie it. He smiled and said, "I'm going to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, a nickname-"lunar instructor" has been dropped.

A girl in high school got a nickname called Tibetan-necked deer with a short neck.

Nicknames of girls in our class.

A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.

The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.

The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.

When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname, Prince Dark Horse. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.

Our former math teacher was very kind, earnest and soft. Everyone called him Lao Mian, the representative of his department, and also Ruan Mian. So, Xiao Mian is all male.

A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; Another teacher, Dr. Liu Yang, was very good and asked strange questions. He doesn't swear, but he can make you feel chest tightness for several days, which is called "flying knife".

In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". In a few days, there will be two new kings, and the little comrade will finally rank eighth ~ hard luck!

Teachers in universities are called "Four Famous Arrests" and "* * *" according to the scores of cheating in invigilation.

It's not a nickname. It's a real name. In droves Anyone who doesn't understand clearly becomes a dog.

I also have a teacher who teaches pedagogy, saying that as long as you recite more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven.

There is a colleague in my unit named Cui Changfu, who is called "whore"

My high school chemistry teacher is very fat, so we call her "fertilizer".

In our countryside, we pay attention to giving children cheap names, saying that they are good to feed. A family in the village raised a pair of twin boys, and they were extremely happy. The names were cheap enough and even enough. The boss calls them "P eyes" and the old son calls them "no, no" (that is, playing P! )

My friend's nickname is "Lewinsky" because his surname is Wen and he can drive. If a friend has something to do, call him: trust the driver.

There are ten little people in our university, namely;

Pig intestines, yellow cannons, vats, pottery excrement, Ma Daha, Li Dazui, Dong Dajiu, Ding Dadu, Pan Dayan (fart), Yan Datou.

There is a classmate in the first grade, with a big head, named: big head; He was transferred the next day. In the third grade, another big one came and had a physiology class. This time, his name is unique: * * *!

Female students in my class eat a lot, nicknamed "62"; Another female classmate likes to make and change boyfriends and has the nickname "Brother every Monday".

Someone in our dormitory eats steamed bread every day, so everyone calls him the leader of the magic religion. There is also a beggar leader, because he always eats steamed bread and teaches the rest ... >>

Funny nickname daquan a female friend ~ flat chest, her boyfriend joked with her and gave her the nickname "microwave oven" But I heard it ended badly.

There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!

Occasionally, a colleague who used to be nicknamed "Radish Silk" has been renamed as "684 14 14", which means "Radish Silk".

A little bit. "

My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! ! !

My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.

When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Take the meaning of "boring, * *, rogue", which means people.

One is that human nature is good, and the other is unique.

Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.

In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "

I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.

One of my classmates, Zhang, was so fat that he was called "Big Hippo". It took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Big Brother Kyle".

The potato turned into "Tuge"—

I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".

Later, it developed into telling dirty jokes not only by itself, but also by mobilizing "underachievers", so it was renamed "teaching"

Yellow ".

In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".

A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. People in the dormitory

Laughing wildly ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms played a joke on him and asked him to go to the podium to show you how to tie it. He smiled and said:

"I want to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, he has been nicknamed "the instructor of the moon".

A girl in high school got a nickname called Tibetan-necked deer with a short neck.

Nicknames of girls in our class.

A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.

The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.

The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.

When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname called the dark horse king.

Son. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.

Our former math teacher was very nice, serious and soft, like cotton wool. Everyone calls him Lao Mian, the representative of his subject.

It is also soft cotton, so Xiaomian is all male.

Once upon a time, the ranking of gg in my class was "Lao", Lao Ping (head), Lao (mother) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang) and Lao.

Blow. . . . . . . . . . . Mm is the word "big", chinemys reevesii (head), big black, * * *,

A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; Another teacher, studying abroad, doctor, is very powerful, the question is very strange, and he will scold.

People don't wear dirty words, but they can make you feel chest tightness for several days. This is called "flying knife".

In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". A few days later, two new kings joined, and the little comrade finally ranked.

The eighth trip ~ ~ ~ ~ is hard luck!

Teachers in universities are called "Four Famous Arrests" and "* * *" according to the scores of cheating in invigilation.

It's not a nickname. It's a real name. In droves Anyone who doesn't understand clearly becomes a dog.

I met a girl whose face is surprisingly peaceful and round. I call her a plate. A classmate, who runs fast, calls him a tortoise, and runs faster than a rabbit.

Let's go A junior high school classmate named Yang Wei felt uncomfortable afterwards and changed his name to "Yang Dawei"

I also have a teacher who teaches pedagogy, saying that as long as you recite more, you will do well in the exam, so we call her Beethoven.

There is a colleague in my unit named Cui Changfu, who is called "whore"

My high school chemistry teacher is very fat ~ ~ ~ We will call her "fertilizer".

In our countryside, we pay attention to giving children cheap names, saying that they are good to feed. In the village, a pair of twin boys have been raised at home.

Broken, the name is cheap enough, but also reasonable enough. The boss is called "P-eye" and the old son is called "No, No" (that is, the sound of playing P)

La! )

My friend's nickname is "Lewinsky" because his surname is Wen and he can drive. If a friend has something to do, call him: Come, driver Wen.

There are ten little people in our university, namely;

Pig intestine, yellow cannon, vat, pottery excrement, careless, Li Dazui, Dong Dajiu, Ding Dadu, Pan Dayan (fart), Yan.

Arrogance, arrogance

There is a classmate in the first grade, with a big head, named: big head; He was transferred the next day. In the third grade, another big head came and went to school ... >>

How to give a nickname to a boy?

What is the funniest nickname you have ever heard? Fan Tong's happiness is your own initiative, and the ways of happiness are more and more diversified. We need to discover happiness, create happiness, collect happiness, enjoy happiness and spread happiness together. We all have names, and we all want happiness. Find happiness from your name and mine! The "namesake club" has added a lot of happiness to our life. We now launch "Top Ten Funny Names in China", and welcome you to enjoy and spread happiness.

Music teachers are called "organ"

The bodybuilding teacher's name is "Chen Yaling"

The doctor called Duan Zhen (broken needle)

The driver's name is "Wu Baoan"

The professional teacher of boiler heat treatment is called "Wu Yanmei"

The following names are for your reference. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names.

Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)

Wang Guojun (national subjugation)

Zeng Yantao (what a nuisance)

Zhang Peng (Tent)

Lai Yuejin (still a man)

Ji (very good)

Fan Tong may have eaten too much (for no reason).

To (want to kiss)

Wu Guansheng (not officially promoted)

Bi Yuntao (condom)

Han Xiangsheng (who still wants to be born)

Bo Yaonan (no boys ~ ~)

Zhu rice rolls

Huang Shulan (weasel)

Su Yike (a tree)

Zeng Kunnan (It's really hard)-It's not easy

Dog Xue Ji (dog learns chicken)

Luo tiren (naked man)

Wu (I am infatuated with flowers)

Qujing (Buddhist scripture) is probably that his father came back from Buddhist scripture and the child was born.

Wu Fulu (without Fulu) looks like a poor middle peasant in his clothes. It seems that he really lives up to his reputation. He has neither happiness nor wealth.

Has Hua Yandan been ill?

David Moses (quotation marks)

Zheng Zaigao (working hard)

Yuan Gong (employee)

centipede

Correcting the thick root (heel)

Zhuyuepo (pork tripe)

Lu Yidian (a little dew) Lujia three brothers and sisters

Luliangdian (Luerdian)

Lushan branch (Lushan branch)

Shen Jingbing (neuropathy)

pig manure

Mai Ying (Prostitution) Watch out for getting caught!

Jing Yue (menstruation)

Wei Anfu (comfort woman)

Liu Xia (dirty)

Cao linliang (? ) I really dare not call him by his name!

Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents are thinking!

Duan Ming (dead)

Fan Jian (bitch)

Yang Wei (impotence)

Li Jianren (you * * *)

Shen Dejian (born cheap)

Sting (doomed to death)

Zhu Shi (pig manure)

When the forest grows up, there are all kinds of birds. When the population of China grows up, there is everything. "Clubs with the same name and surname" and "Top Ten Funny Names" are just the beginning. Happiness comes from the most ordinary life, waiting for us to explore. Let's create a kind of "unconventional happiness" by emancipating our minds and breaking the routine.

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A female friend had a flat chest, and her boyfriend joked with her and nicknamed her "microwave oven". But I heard the ending was huge.

miserable

There is a big brother's only hobby in the dormitory-sleeping! So everyone called him "Leader"!

I have a colleague whose original nickname was "Radish Silk", but now she has entered the digital age and changed her name to "684 14 14", which means "

A trace of radish. "

My salary is spent every month. My mother calls me Moonlight! ! ! I have also heard of a "Moonlight Princess", alas.

Hey)

My colleagues all call a player of Guoan team a side leak, and of course everyone can guess the reason.

When I was at school, I joked that a classmate was a "three clones two". Take the meaning of "boring, * * *, rogue" from the three noes.

At the beginning of life, human nature is good, and the second is unique.

Going to middle school is for boys who are not 176cm. The most straightforward nickname is: root number 3.

In college, there was a classmate who liked to sleep in class, but he didn't snore loudly when he slept, so everyone called him cannon! "

I have a colleague, because the first letter of her name is F, so we call her F2.

One of my classmates, Zhang, was so fat that he was called "Big Hippo" that it took hundreds of millions of years to evolve into "Kyle".

A man named Potato finally evolved into a "Tuge"—

I had a classmate in high school who would tell dirty jokes, so he was named "Lao Huang".

Later, it developed into telling dirty jokes not only by itself, but also by mobilizing "underachievers", so it was renamed next time.

""teach yellow. "

In high school, our head teacher's surname is Ao, so his nickname is "Ao Bai".

A comrade-in-arms complained that the new mat at home was not good, and it was full of burrs. He pricked his knee and his wife's back. pass/spend a night

The people in the shed laughed hysterically ~ ~ Later, a comrade-in-arms made fun of him and asked him to go to the podium to show everyone how to tie it.

. He smiled and said, "I'm going to demonstrate on the moon." Since then, he has been nicknamed "the instructor of the moon".

A girl in high school got a nickname called Tibetan-necked deer with a short neck.

Nicknames of girls in our class.

A girl is white, fat and tender. Her name is Wu Hua.

The girl's face is relatively flat, and her chin is pointed and slightly stretched forward. She is called a shovel.

The girl's face is big, flat, a little black and a little freckled, which is called black sesame cake.

When I was in middle school. My classmates see me as black. There is a prince charming in the class. So ... Gave me a nickname.

Dark horse prince. In middle school. My face is red with a black border. The nickname became red-faced Guan Gong.

Our former math teacher was very nice, earnest, soft and cotton-padded. Everyone called him "Old Cotton" and "His".

Family representatives are also soft cotton, so they are called Xiaomian. They are all men.

Once upon a time, the ranking of gg in my class was "Lao", Lao Ping (head), Lao (mother) pig, Lao Lang (Wu Dalang) and Lao.

Blow. . . . . . . . . . . Mm is the word "big", chinemys reevesii (head), big black, * * *,

A university teacher, very fierce, called "machete"; There is also a teacher, a doctor studying abroad, who is very powerful and has problems.

Weird, swearing without dirty words can make you feel chest tightness for several days. This is called "flying knife".

In the office, there are many comrades Wang Xing, and a little comrade ranks sixth, named "Liu Wang". In a few days, there will be two new kings, Xiao Tong.

Chi finally ranked eighth ~ ~ ~ ~ What a hard life!

Teachers in universities are called "Four Famous Arrests" and "Four Famous Arrests" respectively according to the results of cheating in invigilation.

Black boy "

This is not outside ... >>

What is the funniest nickname in the world? According to the name inquiry system of the Ministry of Public Security, China's funniest name ~ ~

Shan Liu

Yang Wei

Lai (still a man)

Fan Jian

Ji

Fan tong

Xia renjian

Zhu yiqun

Qin Shousheng (thanks to his parents)

Pang guang

Du Qiyan

Wei Jinsheng

Correcting thick roots

Shen Jingbing

First place: Shi

Music teachers are called "organ"

The bodybuilding teacher's name is "Chen Yaling"

The doctor called Duan Zhen (broken needle)

The driver's name is "Wu Baoan"

The professional teacher of boiler heat treatment is called "Wu Yanmei"

The following names are for your reference. Try to avoid similar associations when choosing names.

Wei Junzhi (hypocrite)

Wang Guojun (national subjugation)

Zeng Yantao (what a nuisance)

Zhang Peng (Tent)

Lai Yuejin (still a man)

Ji (very good)

Fan Tong may have eaten too much (for no reason).

To (want to kiss)

Wu Guansheng (not officially promoted)

Bi Yuntao (condom)

Han Xiangsheng (who still wants to be born)

Bo Yaonan (no boys ~ ~)

Zhu rice rolls

Huang Shulan (weasel)

Su Yike (a tree)

Zeng Kunnan (It's really hard)-It's not easy

Dog Xue Ji (dog learns chicken)

Luo tiren (naked man)

Wu (I am infatuated with flowers)

Qujing (Buddhist scripture) is probably that his father came back from Buddhist scripture and the child was born.

Wu Fulu (without Fulu) looks like a poor middle peasant in his clothes. It seems that he really lives up to his reputation. He has neither happiness nor wealth.

Has Hua Yandan been ill?

David Moses (quotation marks)

Zheng Zaigao (working hard)

Yuan Gong (employee)

centipede

Correcting the thick root (heel)

Zhuyuepo (pork tripe)

Lu Yidian (a little dew) Lujia three brothers and sisters

Luliangdian (Luerdian)

Lushan branch (Lushan branch)

Shen Jingbing (neuropathy)

pig manure

Mai Ying (Prostitution) Watch out for getting caught!

Jing Yue (menstruation)

Wei Anfu (comfort woman)

Liu Xia (dirty)

Cao linliang (? ) I really dare not call him by his name!

Qin Shousheng doesn't know what his parents are thinking!

Duan Ming (dead)

Fan Jian (bitch)

Yang Wei (impotence)

Li Jianren (you * * *)

Shen Dejian (born cheap)

Sting (doomed to death)

Zhu Shi (pig manure)

Funny nickname puppy

Help me think of some funny nicknames: Brother Egg Puller, Brother Dirty, Brother Fart, Brother Dog ~ Brother Dog ~ Constipation. Brother Shu Chang, brother Man Xiu ~ all kinds of younger brothers. The truth of the disaster brother, the emperor explained the emperor * * * Dijipo eight-column sesame seed cake fried eggs scattered fritters potatoes Sao melon stuffy cucumber. Peach condoms ~ the police don't want to play too much. waste time/waste of time

Give Zhang Kai a super funny nickname. I find that ugly people have priority in speaking, because we often hear people say, "My ugly words come first."