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Teacher Cuckoo:

A child who keeps talking about "shit, pee, and shit" usually enters a sensitive period for swearing.

The famous psychologist Freud divided the individual development of sexual psychology into five stages, among which the third stage is the genital stage between the ages of 3 and 6.

Children at this stage are interested in their genitals. They like to touch or expose their genitals and have sexual fantasies, but the expression is different from adults. Children at this stage "all excretion is pleasure" and they love it very much. Shit and piss”.

Therefore, the age of 3-6, which can be dirty when spoken, is also called the sensitive period for swearing (sensitive period for cursing)!

Parents are often asked by their children some difficult-to-explain questions:

How many times do people fart in a day?

Why do people poop and where does poop come from?

Why do hiccups make noises?

Why do boys and girls in kindergarten use the toilet in different places?

Children all over the world are fascinated by the topic of "peeing and pooping".

The words "poop, pee, fart" are short and sharp. When children say it, they subconsciously feel a sense of pleasure during excretion, so it is easy for children to use it to express intense emotions and feelings.

So how should we deal with children’s sensitive period of “dirty language”?

First of all, don’t overreact when you hear children say these things. Secondly, you can let your children read some books related to reproduction and excretion to let them understand what this is really about and be satisfied. their curiosity.

Today I recommend 9 sets of high-quality "peeing and shit" picture books to help children successfully get through the sensitive period of "dirty language".

Parents can use these picture books to help their children correctly understand the body, learn to protect themselves, develop good habits, say goodbye to the dirty talk period, and become the little masters of their own bodies!

1. Late Night Fart Contest

Understand the body correctly in the joy of sound and smell.

Author: Hizakamura Shoko

Publisher: CITIC Publishing House

Recommendation index:

Douban score: 9.6

Content introduction:

The animals in the zoo have been a little weird recently. They are sleeping soundly during the day, and they have become particularly eatable. A Yuan, the caretaker who knew them well, quickly discovered something was wrong and decided to secretly observe what the animals were doing at night.

Sure enough, the midnight bell rang, and the animals quietly gathered in the square. A Yuan took a closer look and saw that the animals were holding a fart contest!

There were sounds of "puff" and "puff" in the square, mixed with an indescribable smell. I saw gorillas, baby elephants, hippos, rabbits, giraffes, and lions all showing their special abilities. In order to win the game, they tried their best to let out loud, smelly, and special farts!

A Yuan watched silently while cheering for everyone. In this way, in a tense, funny and smelly atmosphere, the fart contest becomes more and more exciting every night.

However, the animals who overeat for the competition soon suffered from indigestion and all fell ill. A Yuan took good care of everyone, and the animals stayed quiet for a while.

But can the restless animals just stay quiet? It is said that the theme of the next game has been put on their agenda...

Reasons for recommendation:

This is a set of books that most children will like very much.

This set of 3 picture books is a favorite of children aged 3-6 years old with the theme of "poop and piss". It tells hilarious interactive stories full of sounds, smells and movements.

The picture book works are full of bright colors, and simple, yet brisk and long-lasting picture book stories are constructed on pieces of white paper.

The fun and beauty in it have long been beyond the scope of description in words. We can only explore it again and again with the innocent eyes of children, and swim in that fantasy world without any hindrance. Review the long-lost innocence and fantasy...

This set of picture books can help children correctly understand the body in the joy of sounds and smells, learn to protect themselves, develop good habits, and get out of self-centeredness!

Three pictures to get a feel for this book:

2. My little problem·peeing, stinking and boogers

< p> A perfect blend of serious and humorous elements in children's literature.

Author: Fasufi Darsonsowa

Publisher: Beijing Times Chinese Bookstore

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating: 8.8

Content introduction:

How many times do people fart in a day? Why do I make a sound when I burp? Should I clean out my earwax? Why do my upper eyelids stick to my lower eyelids when I wake up? Why is there hair etc on the comb?

This set of picture books presents small questions that children love to ask and easy-to-understand answers.

Reasons for recommendation:

Through lifelike images, dynamic colors and detailed and vivid scenes, this picture book provides children with answers to questions related to peeing, stinking and boogers. Fun little questions...

Three pictures to get a feel for this book:

3. Everyone "poofs"

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Use scientific fairy tales to explain issues that children care about.

Author: Xu Jiao

Publisher: Sichuan Children's Publishing House

Recommendation index:

Douban score: 8.9

Content introduction:

Elephants and mice fart, and so do people.

Do you know where farts come from? How many farts do we fart every day? Why do some farts smell and some farts sound?

Reasons for recommendation:

This set of picture books has playful illustrations and concise and interesting language. It tells scientific fairy tales from a unique perspective to satisfy the baby's curiosity.

Some children feel that farting is very embarrassing. Why do people fart? And everyone’s farts taste different every day! These are all natural things, and everyone will fart, so there is no need to be shy or nervous, just remember to maintain hygiene.

After children start to get along with a group, they will begin to be curious about the differences between people, and even make comparisons. This is because they experience a phenomenon that has never happened before.

But from then on, I started to learn to understand my own uniqueness, learn to accept myself and others, and know how to appreciate it.

Take these three pictures to get a feel for this book:

4. I can’t hold it in, I can’t hold it in, I can’t hold it in anymore

< p> A childlike picture book.

Author: Written by Fujio Hituya

Publisher: Guizhou People's Publishing House

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating: 8.8

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Content introduction:

This book tells the story of a child, a child in a dream, looking for a toilet.

He went to a department store and wanted to find a toilet to pee - not Bird Bird.

He met a giraffe and was taken to the giraffe's toilet. As a result... he met a bat and was taken to the bat's toilet. As a result... he met a ghost and elf... and finally found it with great difficulty. A toilet suitable for me was occupied by my sister first.

When he finally found a toilet and peed, he breathed a sigh of relief. What was the result?

Reasons for recommendation:

This is a picture book full of tension, and it is also a picture book full of humor and inclusive of growth experience.

The picture book uses a super fun bedwetting story. The tense links are highlighted one by one. The final ending of the story allows each of us to find the embarrassment of growing up. It is kind and interesting, coupled with the exaggeration of the picture. The sense and imagination make people feel happy after reading it!

Use humor to relieve embarrassment and replace tension with happiness! A children's picture book that is full of childlike interest, contains growth experiences, and helps with emotional management, it is very easy to arouse children's screams.

Take a look at the three pictures to get a feel for this book:

5. Everyone has to say yes

Baby yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. guide.

Author: Bihaskar

Publisher: Zhejiang Children's Publishing House

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating: 8.8

Content introduction:

Every page of this book is a picture of an animal humming, showing various ways of humming of various animals, humorous and full of childlike interest. It can inspire children's ability to take care of themselves and be independent.

How do you solve those um-huh things? Where are all the animals in the forest? Let’s take a look!

Reasons for recommendation:

Cultivate children's self-care ability and develop good habits in life.

The animal images in the picture book are cute, and the repeated scenes of animals pooping on daddy are intended to cultivate children's self-care ability, but there is no preaching method at all, but to let the babies think about their own problems independently. Behavior.

Three pictures to get a feel for this book:

6. My Magic Toilet

A trilogy of whimsy and fun.

Author: Norijo Hizuki

Publisher: Guizhou People's Publishing House

Recommendation index:

Douban score: 8.8 < /p>

Content introduction:

What this book wants to tell children is that going to the toilet turns out to be a super fun thing!

Oh, really? So what's so fun about boring things?

Of course, if children sit on the same toilet every day, can't they use a different toilet occasionally? For example:

The roulette toilet with big wheels, the guitar toilet, the slide toilet, the trampoline toilet, the whack-a-mole toilet, the Christmas sleigh toilet...

Also There are exclusive toilets designed for each good friend: library toilet, flower toilet, fish pond toilet... Finally, there is also a thrilling and interesting roller coaster toilet!

Reasons for recommendation:

Let children discover fun in familiar things and let their imagination run wild.

The most important thing about this book is that the strange shapes may seem strange, but they all come from the hot life, and the author may have been given the mission to break the fixed thinking of children.

Colorful and strange-shaped toilets will make children realize that as long as I like, I can imagine the toilet to be anything I like.

For children, when it comes to the toilet, their imagination is not high at all, and it is no different from the games children like to play. In the process of playing games, children's thinking is opened unconsciously, which is very interesting.

Three pictures to get a feel for this book:

7. Yeah! Poop

To prevent viruses, start by understanding your own body.

Author: Written by Koichiro Hitouta

Publisher: Jiangsu Phoenix Children's Publishing House

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating: 8.5

Content introduction:

Children, how many times do you poop a day? Where do you usually poop? Do you know why people poop?

What kind of poop is healthy? What other amazing uses does poop have?

Open this book and learn about the world of poop!

Reasons for recommendation:

This is a set of poop science picture books specially written for children.

This set of picture books is based on the real life of children, conveying the concept that "poop is not only a part of the body, but also a mirror of the state of life."

For example, this book talks about all kinds of poop. Different foods you eat every day will lead to different poop. Do you know what kind of food you need to eat to produce healthy poop? Just eat more fruits and vegetables.

Three pictures to get a feel for this book:

8. How does the princess pick her nose?

A picture book with the power of childlike innocence.

Author: Li Zhuoying

Publisher: Tomorrow Publishing House

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating: 8.3

< p> Content introduction:

How does the princess pick her nose?

Will she eat the boogers and smear them on the wall, or bounce them far away so that no one can notice?

The little animals were so curious that they couldn't figure it out even after guessing.

Finally, they walked through the woods, came to the palace, and secretly climbed onto the princess's window sill to take a look. The result...can you guess the ending? Guess how the princess picks her nose?

Reasons for recommendation:

This is a picture book that makes people laugh. It is humorous and naughty and makes children laugh. At the same time, children can learn good hygiene habits unconsciously.

This is also a picture book with the power of childlike innocence. It uses humorous and exaggerated text and pictures to reveal the "little secrets" in children's lives and bring them a frank, open and creative way of thinking.

Take a look at the three pictures to get a feel for this book:

9. Who is that hmm on my head?

A picture book that brings more courage and confidence to children .

Author: De Werner Holzwart

Publisher: Hebei Education Press

Recommendation Index:

Douban Rating : 8.6

Content introduction:

What is the knowledge of "Hmm"?

The story tells the story of an unlucky little mole trying to find out which bad guy is "hmm" on his head, letting us understand easily and happily:

It turns out that everyone The shape of the excrement of an animal is different, and what kind of animal will have what kind of "uh-huh" - "poop".

And in the end, can the little mole find the bad guy who said "uh huh" on his head? The fly that eats poop is the key to solving the case!

Reasons for recommendation:

It takes courage to face yourself honestly.

This is a very humorous knowledge picture book that uses a simple story to let children know what the feces of various animals look like.

At the end of the book, there is also an article on "Eating, Drinking, and Looping of Animals", which is both interesting and informative. It explains the relationship between food, digestion and excretion of animals, allowing children to gain knowledge about biology while laughing.

Take a look at the three pictures to get a feel for this book:

Teacher Cuckoo said:

This is a picture book full of tension, and it is also a picture book full of emotions. A picture book that is both humorous and inclusive of growth experiences.

The picture book uses a super fun story about shit and peeing, with tense links one by one, and imaginative plots and illustrations.

Let every child resolve the embarrassment of growing up.

Friendly and interesting, coupled with the exaggeration and imagination of the picture, children can't help but burst into joy after reading it!