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Can you name ten classic false facts in The Romance of the Three Kingdoms? (History of China)
3. The three English wars between Lu Bu and Lu Bu were repelled by Sun Jian (Gongsun Zan didn't participate in Dong Meng, so Liu, Guan and Zhang San didn't participate, so there wouldn't be three English wars between Lu Bu and Hulao Pass. )
4. Only the later generals Yuan Shu, Jizhou Fu, Yuzhou secretariat Kong Zhou, Yizhou secretariat Liu Dai, Hanoi satrap Wang Kuang, Bohai satrap Yuan Shao, satrap, Dong Jun satrap Qiao Zhen, satrap, Hebei satrap Bao Xin, Guangling satrap Juck Zhang, Changsha satrap Sun Jian and Cao Cao begged Dong Zhuo. Kong Rong was too busy dealing with the yellow turban insurrectionary thief to ask Dong. Tao Qian only donated some money at that time and didn't take part in the movement. Marten had not accepted the invitation at that time, how could he join the ranks of seeking directors? At that time, Gongsun Zan was about to deal with Wu Huan, and it was impossible to join the ranks of seeking Dong. As for JASON ZHANG, just like Liu Bei, he is just a volunteer, and Liu Bei just followed him out.
5. Guan Gong beheaded Yan Liang and killed Wen Chou: It is true that Yan Liang was beheaded, and it is said that Cao Jun killed Wen Chou, but no specific person was recorded.
6. Zhang Fei whipped Du You: Actually, it was Liu Beigan.
7. Xuzhou killed Che Zhou and Gucheng killed Cai Yang: Liu Beigan did this.
8. Three things about Tu Shan: Guan Yu was defeated and captured in that battle, and there was no such grand thing as "three things about Tu Shan".
9. Cao Cao offered a knife to kill Dong Zhuo: Cao Cao thought that Zhuo would eventually be defeated and fled back to his hometown without receiving Dong Zhuo's affection. Cao Cao offered a knife, unofficial, fictional!
10. A series of tricks: The man who carries the story of Diusim, Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo fight for a handmaid, but they don't point out that someone is scheming.
1 1. Guan Yu surrendered to Cao Cao: There is no special record, and it should be voluntary (an important reason for Guan Yu's surrender fabricated in the romance is to "protect the second emperor's sister-in-law", but this is inconsistent with historical facts. According to historical records, after Liu Bei arrived in Xuzhou, he sent troops to order Guan Yu to keep Pi. Liu Bei's wife should live with Liu Bei in Xiaopei, not Xiapei. Cao Bing attacked Xiaopei, Liu Bei fled after defeat, and his wife was captured in Xiaopei, instead of surrendering with Guan Yu. In other words, when Guan Yu surrendered, there was no "second emperor sister-in-law" around him. )
12. Go through five levels and kill six generals: It takes half a lap to go through five levels. Guan Yu is not that stupid.
13. Six chop generals: It is said in the romance that the six chop generals will be Kong Xiu, Meng Tan, Han Fu, Bian Xi, Wang Zhi and Chyi Chin, but these people are not recorded in the history books, and even their names are fictitious. There is only one task for them to appear, and that is to get a knife from Master Guan.
16. Xu Shu's wisdom: Xu Shu is rarely recorded in official history.
17. Xu Shu entered Cao Ying: Cao Cao went south, Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Xu Shu fled south, and Xu Mu was captured in the disorderly army, so Xu Shu bid farewell to Liu Bei and entered Cao Ying.
18. Burning Bowangpo: It's not Zhuge Shi, it's Liu Bei. It happened in the seventh year of Jian 'an and the twelfth year of Jian 'an, and Zhuge Liang came out of the mountain.
19. Mrs. Mi committed suicide by jumping into a well, and Chao Yun knocked down the earth wall to dig a well: According to official records, both Mrs. Gan and Mrs. Mi were safe in Dangyang, so there is no such thing as Chao Yun knocking down the earth wall to dig a well.
20. Seven in and seven out of Changbanpo: Zhao Yun escorted his family to retreat, which was very dull.
2 1. Roaring Longbanqiao: Cao Jun Xiahou Jie was scared to death. This is an exaggeration of the novel.
23. Debate between Confucianism: There is no such thing. Zhuge happened to meet Sun Quan. Such as the debate between Confucianism, heroes' meeting, risk, serial stratagem, etc. It's all fiction.
24. Mrs. Sun threw herself into the river: the marriage between Mrs. Sun and Liu Bei was originally just one of countless political marriages in history. It was Mrs. Sun who went to Jingzhou, not Liu Bei who went to Soochow to get married. There is not much love between men and women here. When they got married, Liu Bei was nearly half a century old, and Mrs. Sun was only in her twenties, with an age difference of about 30 years. One is the lean man who covets the throne, and the other is the arrogant woman who is willful. If they don't trust each other, how can they have fun? So, shortly after Liu Bei entered Yizhou, Sun Quan "sent a boat to meet his sister", and Mrs. Sun went back to her mother's house without hesitation, almost taking away Liu Bei's precious son Dou. Since then, she has never come back and never heard from Liu. Mrs. Sun's throwing herself into the river is false, and there is no such thing. What about Liu Bei? After occupying Yizhou, I married a widowed Wu (Wu Yi's sister, Liu Zhang's sister-in-law), and I don't see any nostalgia for Mrs. Sun. Because of this, there is not a word about Mrs. Sun in the History of the Three Kingdoms, Biography of Shu Shu and Biography of Er Hou! Mrs. Sun's final ending is not recorded in the history books, but what is certain is that she will never commit suicide for Liu Bei.
25. The poem Sol Bridge was written by Cao Zhi and did not appear at that time.
26. Zhou reckons that Jiang Gan failed to lobby Zhou Yu after Chibi in Jiang Gan. (Jiang Gan didn't convince Zhou Yu in history, so he came back to praise Zhou Yu's generosity, but he didn't get it, and it happened in Battle of Red Cliffs a few years ago. )
27. Pang Tong Serialization: It was Cao's decision to serialize. Pang Tong has never participated in Battle of Red Cliffs.
28. The grass "boat" borrows an arrow: There is no such thing. This was done when Sun Jian and Sun Quan were fighting Liu Biao and Su Xu respectively when crossing the river. Gong Jin, the ancestor of The Romance of Three Kingdoms, borrowed an arrow in The Story of Three Kingdoms. )
29. Grass boat borrows arrows: During the Anshi Rebellion in the Tang Dynasty, Zhang Xun used a grass man to hang down the wall at night and earned hundreds of thousands of arrows from Linghu Tide.
30. Kong Ming borrows the east wind: It is purely fictional (borrowing the east wind-it is a natural disaster of Cao Cao in winter, not a man-made disaster. )
3 1. Huarong Road Guan Yuyi explained Cao Cao: This was invented by the author in order to vilify Cao Cao and establish the tall image of Guan Yu. It was Liu Bei who stopped Cao Cao at Huarong Road, but he was late, so Cao Ran took him away.
32. Battle of Changsha: Liu Beinan conquered four counties in Jingnan, and the four counties surrendered. Huang Zhong and Han Xuan, the magistrate of Changsha, surrendered without a fight.
33. Curettage of the Palace: At this time, Hua Tuo has been dead for two years, so it was not Hua Tuo's doing, and it seems that it was just ordinary military doctors.
34. Zhuge Sanqi Zhou Yu: At that time, Zhou Yu did not pay attention to Zhuge Liang, and the two rarely met. During the two years from the end of Battle of Red Cliffs to Zhou Yu's death, Zhuge Liang did logistics work in Lingling area and never met Zhou Yu. As for the death of Zhou Yu, it was Pang Tong, not Zhuge Liang, who expressed condolences on behalf of Shu.
35. Hanzhong: Liu Bei was the commander in chief at the front line of Hanzhong, and Zhuge Liang stayed in Chengdu to do logistics work.
36. Lost his wife and lost his soldiers: pure political marriage, nothing else.
37. Zhou Yu's death: Zhou Yu died in Baqiu, from overwork.
38. Borrowing Jingzhou: It was really Lu Su and Liu's plan to reach Cao.
39. Marten asked Dong Zhuo: Marten and Dong Zhuo are both on the same team. Not only did they not participate in Dong Meng, but they also helped Dong Zhuo defend Chang 'an.
40. Ma Chao dispatch troops: It's rebellion against his father. As for Marten's death, Marten was not murdered by Cao Cao. Ma Chao took revenge, but Ma Chao rose up against Cao Cao, so Marten was killed. )
4 1. The strategy of taking Shu completed by Fazheng and Pang Tong.
42. Zhang Song presented a map: After Liu Bei entered Shu, he wooed Fa Zheng and Zhang Song and asked about the military, horses, grain, grass and money in Shu, so Zhang Song drew a topographic map of West Shu.
43. Joe should be "Joe". He and Qiao Xuan are not the same person.
45. Liu Dai: There are two Liu Dai in official history. Liu Dai, who opposes Dong Zhuo's alliance, is not the same as Liu Dai under Cao Cao.
46. How old is Han Sui? In the romance, Cao Cao asked Han Sui how old he was, and Han Yi answered forty. This is wrong. At this point, Han Sui has been over seventy.
47. Guan Yu's Single Knife Club: According to the records in Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Wei Yao's Wu Shu, it was not Guan Yu who went to Lu Su's party, but Lu Su. The lone hero of the "Single Knife Club" is not Guan Yu, but Lu Su. Love puts the cart before the horse, and "single knife" is a weapon of a sergeant, not a broadsword.
48. Guan Yu and his colleagues: The relationship between Guan Yu and his colleagues is very disharmonious.
(1) Ma Chao: I heard that Ma Chao has joined the Party, but I refuse to accept it. I wrote to Zhuge Liang and asked, "Who can match Ma Chao's talent?" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms Ma Chao)
(2) Huang Zhong: I heard that Huang Zhong was a post-general. He said angrily, "People with courage will never be listed with veterans!" (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Fei Shi)
(3) Mi Fang: "Being the satrap of Nanjun, he was involved in Guan Yu's affairs, but his personal relationship was not harmonious and he rebelled against Sun Quan." ("Biography of the Three Kingdoms")
(4): "There is a gap with Yu, betraying Sun Quan." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Chuan)
(5) Liu Feng and Meng Da: In the battle of Xiangfan, they were guarding Shang Yong, Guan Yu asked them to send troops to rescue them, and they stood by.
(6) Liao Li: Commenting on Guan Yu in front of Prime Ministers Shao Li and Jiang Wan: "If you rely on brave fame, you can't be an army, but you can't stand." ) ("Liao Lichuan's Reflection")
(7) Pan: "It is also incompatible with Guan Yu." (Biography of the Three Kingdoms and Yang Chuan)
49. Guan Gong is a good woman: Cao Gong and Liu Bei surrounded Lu Bu and Yu Fan, and Guan Yu opened the door, sent Qin for help and begged his wife, and promised him. On the verge of breaking, it has repeatedly opened the public. There are different colors of public doubt, so I welcome in advance. Because I keep it for myself, I feel uneasy. In this way, Guan Sheng also has secular desires.
50. Guan Yu refused to surrender in awe: Sun Quan persuaded him to surrender, Guan Yu pretended to surrender, planted a flag at the head of the city, retreated from another door, was calculated by Monroe, and was stopped halfway.
52. Five Tiger Generals: Liu Bei didn't set up any "Five Tiger Generals", but the above five people have the highest ranks: Guan Yu (former general), Zhang Fei (riding chariots), Ma Chao (riding a title of generals in ancient times), Huang Zhong (later general) and Zhao Yun (the lowest general in Yi Jun). Since Guan Yu attacked Wei, it has been twenty-four years since Jian 'an and two years since Zhangwu.
53. "After the model": It may be that future generations mistakenly entrusted it, not Zhuge Liang.
54. Monroe, Mr. Yuquan: Needless to say, I know it's fake, so I won't say much.
55. Eight stones fell on Lu Xun: doubt.
56. Seven Capture Meng Huo: Fiction, there is no such thing (there is indeed a matter of Zhuge Liang's southward expedition in history, and there is indeed a man named Meng Huo. However, there is no record of Meng Huo's seven captures in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but Pei Songzhi said "seven captures and seven verticals" when quoting Hanshu Jinshu Chunqiu, but the specific process was not recorded. After Meng Huo, he served as a civil servant in the Shu Empire. )
57. Kong Ming attacked Wei: Not seven times, but five times. Losing is not as beautiful as romance.
59. Six trips to Qishan: Zhuge Liang cut Wei five times and only went to Qishan for the first time and the fourth time.
60. Cattle herding Liu Ma: Perhaps cattle herding is a unicycle, while Liu Ma is a common four-wheeled vehicle today. The wooden ox is a four-wheeled vehicle, and the flowing horse is a pointed boat.
6 1. Zhuge Liang uses troops like a god: Zhuge Liang is good at internal affairs management, but using troops is not his strong suit.
62. The death of Zhuge Liang scared away the living Zhong Da: It did happen, but it was not Zhuge Liang's last wish, but Sima Yi's guilty conscience. "Zhuge died and lived" was based on the Spring and Autumn Period of Han, Jin and Qing Dynasties, but the author added some work. It is recorded in the Han, Jin, Spring and Autumn Annals that after Zhuge Liang's death, the Shu army retreated quietly. When Sima Yi found something, he led the army to catch up. When the two cars approached, Shi, commander-in-chief of the Shu army, ordered the Shu army to "beat the drums and want to go to Wei Jun", but Sima Yi "dared not push" and had to withdraw.
At that time, in the Wei army, there was a joke that "Zhong Da was born after Zhuge died". The Shu army "went into the valley and lost." But in Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the Shu army launched a four-wheeled vehicle with Zhuge Liang's idol sitting on it. Sima yi suspected that Zhuge Liang was not dead and withdrew.
63. Cao Jun's Tongguan war horse is unusual: the battle is really fierce, but the Romance of the Three Kingdoms wrote that Cao Cao wanted to cut his robe and get rid of it, just to vilify him. In fact, Cao Cao was the winner of the battle of Tongguan.
64. Cao Zhen: He died in Luoyang, not by Zhuge Liang.
65. Zhuge Liang scolded Wang Lang to death: Wang Lang died of illness in 228 and did not go out with the army. Wang Lang was scolded to death, which is totally fictitious.
66. Ma Chaozhan Zhang Fei: In the official history, Ma Chaozhan wrote to Liu Bei privately, demanding surrender. There was no war between two people, and Li Hui persuaded him to surrender.
67. Empty city plan: Fiction, the inspiration should come from Zhao Yun's empty city plan (Zhuge Liang only held a stalemate with Sima Yi in Weishui last northern expedition. However, there is a source for the author to write the empty city plan, which is the "three things of Guo Chong" quoted in Pei Songzhi's note in the History of the Three Kingdoms, but it is false. Because Zhuge Liang was stationed in Yangping, Hanzhong, and Sima Yi was the governor of Jingzhou, there was no chance to compete with Zhuge Liang. Zhuge Liang was stationed in Ankang County, Shaanxi Province, and Sima Yi is now in Nanyang, Henan Province. How can we talk about an empty plan at such a long distance? )
68. Wei Yan's rebellion: Wei Yan is probably the victim.
69. Phoenix falls on Phoenix Slope: Pang Tong was shot dead by an arrow when he attacked Luocheng, not on Phoenix Slope.
70. Huang Zhongzhan Guan Yu: Pure fiction, no interpretation of Huang Zhong's story by Guan Yu's righteous words. In the official history, Guan Yu disliked Huang Zhonglao. How can there be a "righteous interpretation"?
7 1. About age: The order of the ages of several main characters from big to small is Cao Cao → Lu Bu → Zhao Yun → Guan Yu → Liu Bei → Zhang Fei → Lu Su → Zhou Yu → Zhuge Liang → Sun Quan → Lu Xun. According to some data, Zhao Yun is at least two years older than Liu Bei. Battle of Red Cliffs that year, zhaoyun has more than 50 years old. Zhang Zhao is one year younger than Sun Jian; Guan Yu is one year older than Liu Bei.
72. Seven-star lamp continues to live: superstition, no need to explain.
73. Zhou Cang: There is no Zhou Cang in history, but he seems to be a fictional character.
74. Liu Cong: After he gave it to Jingzhou, Cao Cao appointed him as the secretariat of Qingzhou and made him a marquis, but he was not killed. Later, in recognition of his achievements, Cao Cao suggested becoming a doctor.
75. The Battle of Yiling: Liu Bei only took more than 40,000 people, and Sun Quan gave 50,000 people to Lu Xun. The reason why we can win is not only good tactics.
76. Dragon, snake spear: Guan Yu doesn't use a knife. Guan Yu's weapons in history are probably long. In fact, Lu Bu's weapon is also a spear. Zhang Fei's weapon is not a snake spear, but a general spear (dragon crescent moon blade, snake spear and Tian Fang painted halberd are all good figures).
77. Red Rabbit Horse: Red Rabbit Horse was indeed ridden by Lu Bu, but it disappeared after Lu Bu was defeated, and there was no red rabbit horse after Guan Yu stepped down. In order to show his brave image, he even made up his mind to let the red rabbit starve to death for Guan Yu's death (if fasting, it should be when Lu Bu died, and there was a long time difference between Lu Bu's death and Guan Yu's death, so the horse died of old age without a hunger strike).
Liu Huangshu: This is nonsense. Liu Bei was called "Liu Huangshu" by Xian Di to express the illusion that Liu Bei was defending the Han Dynasty and Cao Cao was a traitor. If Liu Bei is Liu Huangshu, what about Liu Biao and Liu Zhang?
79. Sun Shangxiang: There was no mention of surname in history, only Sun was known.
Zhang Yide: The word "one virtue" is recorded in history books.
8 1. Rough Zhang Fei: In fact, Zhang Fei is good at calligraphy, proficient in fine arts and painting, and versatile in civil and military affairs. He may be a typical scholar in Gao Shuo.
82. Guan Xing: A civil servant died when he was young.
83. Revenge of Guan Xing: According to the romance, after Guan Yu's death, Guan Xing's son and Zhang Fei's son Zhang Bao avenged their father in the battle of Yiling, which is inconsistent with historical facts. There is no record of participating in the Yiling War, capturing and executing the enemy in the books cited in the History of the Three Kingdoms and Pei Zhu. (According to the biography of the reflection of Pan Zhang, Pan Zhang made a meritorious military service for Sun Quan in the battle of Yiling, worshiped General Guan Pingbei and the prefect of Xiangyang, and died in Wu Jiahe for three years (AD 234), and lived for more than ten years after the battle of Yiling. Ma Zhong is a nobody, and his whereabouts are unique in the history books.
As for the stone man and the square wood, there is no historical record in the future. They are mediocre people. After they voted for Wu, they made no achievements and were unknown, so there was no need to record them in history books. According to Ji Shu, Pang Hui (AD 263), the son of Pound, was attacked by Zhong Hui and Wargo. Because Pound was killed by Guan Yu, Guan Yu killed Guan Jia for revenge, so Guan Yu left no descendants. )
84. Zhang Bao: Early death
85. Guan Suo: There are only folklore, and unofficial history is a fictional character.
87. Liu Bei broke Zhang Bao's demon method with cow blood: feudal superstition
88. Chen Gong captured Cao Cao: Chen Gong has been under Cao Cao's command. The release of Cao Cao took place in the sixth year (189), and Chen Gong began to follow Cao Cao in the second year of Chuping (19 1), so Chen Gong's release of Cao Cao was fictitious.
89. Tao Qian's personality and abdication have nothing to do with historical facts.
90. Wen Chou was killed by Cao Cao Zhi.
9 1. There is no Zuo Ci's drama Cao Cao.
92. There is no Zhao Yan to prolong life.
93. Entrust an orphan: Liu Bei died with Kong Ming and Li Yan.
94. Zhang He: Zhang He has been defeated by Zhao Yun, Ma Chao and others, which is really rare in the romance of dozens of rounds of fighting. Let's just say that Luo Guanzhong seems to dislike Zhang He. (Presumably, it has something to do with a sentence in the "Three Kingdoms", saying that the Shu army was afraid of Kong Ming (Zhang He). ) In the official history, Zhang Hehe was not squatting, but was shot in the knee by a flowing arrow while chasing Kongming, and died like Pang Tong.
95. There is no historical fact that old Huang Zhong can seize the sky and sway the mountains.
96. Flooding the Seventh Army: Although this incident has its roots, it is far from the historical facts. This is a natural and man-made disaster, not man-made planning. The fictional pound and Guan Yu fight to the death, which is purely a slander on the ban. The biography of Guan Yu in the Three Kingdoms and the biography of Yu Jin are very clear: It was autumn, it was raining heavily, the Hanshui River soared, and the water level on the plain was five or six feet high. Guan Yu's Jingzhou water army adapted to this weather, while Yujin and Pound's northern army did not adapt to the water war and was washed away by the flood.
97. Seventy-two suspected graves: Cao Cao was buried in Gaoling. There is no such thing as seventy-two suspected graves.
98. About figure: Liu Bei 172CM, Zhang Fei 184CM, Guan Yu 203CM, Cao Cao 16 1CM, Zhang Song10 cm, Zhuge Liang/kloc-0.
99. Zhou Yu: Liu Bei, who is narrow-minded, commented that Zhou Yu was "generous"; Cheng Pu commented on Zhou Yu and said, "Being friends with Gong Jin makes you feel drunk"; Chen Shou commented on Zhou Yu's Sexual Recovery; In addition, Hong Mai, Su Dongpo and other ancients also spoke highly of Zhou Yu's character. By the time the boat reached the south bank, Zhou Yu had sent 500 soldiers to the river to move arrows. After unloading, there are1230,000 arrows. Lu Su met Zhou Yu and told the story of Zhuge Liang borrowing an arrow. Zhou Yu sighed and said, "Zhuge Liang is really ingenious. I'm not like him! "
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