Tell a joke?

let me tell you some cold jokes. It's all my own thoughts.

1. A male deer ran and ran. Guess what?

A: It turned into an expressway.

2. Once upon a time, a sika deer saved a fairy, so the fairy gave him a quick soap to bathe every day. Finally, what happened to the sika deer?

A: It became a shower gel.

3. The teacup and the water cup crossed the road, and suddenly someone said that the car was coming. As a result, the teacup was fine and the water cup was smashed. Do you know why?

A: Because the teacup has ears, but the water cup doesn't.

4. Why is Little Red Riding Hood flat-chested?

a: because little red riding hood's grandmother was eaten by the wolf!