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Ask a few humorous jokes (not cold jokes) thank you.
Baby: "hmm"
A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?"
Baby: "5 years old"
Thief: "What's your name?"
Baby: "My name is Xiaohu."
Thief: "Do you know me?"
Baby: "I don't know"
Thief: "Let's play together. My name is Doby. I'm teasing you. You call me, call me. "
Baby: "tease you"
Thief: "Good, great."
The thief took the clothes, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our coats."
Mother: "Who is it?"
Baby: "tease you"
Mother: "Take a good look."
The thief took the pants, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our pants."
Mother: "Who is it?"
Baby: "tease you"
Mother: "This child. I'll hit you later, don't scream. "
The thief took the quilt list, and Bao Xiao shouted, "Mom, he took our quilt list. Mother: "Who? "
Baby: "tease you"
Mother: "This unlucky child. If you are dishonest, I will hit you. "
The thief left, and mother came out: "Where are our clothes?"
Baby: "Take it away."
Mother: "Who is it?"
Baby: "tease you"
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