Boyfriends like to tell cold jokes, but sometimes they are not funny. How should I respond to him? Sometimes I want to tell him.

You have fifty cents and I have fifty cents, so we can make a dollar and two cents.

Life is as crisp as autumn.

No matter how many times you turn around, your ass is still behind you.

Life is a father who keeps spitting dog blood.

Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

Whenever I find the key to success, someone always changes the lock for me.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students. ..

The Statue of Liberty tells us that it is better to set fire to reading than to use it as a bird.

The most famous woman in history is not Pan Jinlian or Wu Zetian, but Rong Mammy.

In winter, I am always sleepy except when I sleep.

If being rich is also a mistake, then I'd rather make mistakes again and again.

When I was a child, my family was poor and I couldn't afford a bike. I took a taxi to school every day.

Reality raped the past, leaving an evil seed called memory.

My heart is broken. It looks like dumpling stuffing.

Never say that you have nothing in the future. Are you sick?

You said to love me with your life, and then I realized that you are a cat with nine lives.

4 to 2 or 2, except 2 or 2.

I have always admired my deskmate for having such a good deskmate.

Yesterday, I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing, but I went alone.

Grandpa said: in our time, there were questions that could not be answered, and it was written, Long live Chairman Mao, and no one dared to cross it.

Is it because I have no money that I don't even know that 10086 cares about me?

Ben Tan (hard to find, extremely cold):

Bao Gong is crossing the road. He appeared and disappeared. He appeared and disappeared ... He crossed the street.

Xu Xian sang a love song to White Snake: "A gentle kiss will make me remember it forever …" Xu Xian died. Cold ~

Zhan Zhao said to the crowd, "Comrades! Lord Bao is a good official! I can't find it with lanterns! " Zhan Zhao is dead.

4 drops, suddenly smiled, the nurse asked: "What are you laughing at?" A: "I laugh."

Spring rain is as expensive as oil. Because things are rare.

It's very cold in the morning. My friend and I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and we met a money-pressing car to add money. We waited. The friend asked, "Are your hands frozen stiff?" I said, "frozen hands," and then four guns were pointed at us.

Answer:

1 Bao Gong disappeared in the darkness and appeared on the white line again.

"I will never forget a kiss from Qingqing (Little Green Snake)"

Bao Gong is too dark to see with lanterns.

4 I chuckle.

The rain is sparse

Do you want to do it? Do it.

Not too cold:

Doctor: Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. Patient: What should I do? Doctor: That's all right. I've fixed it for you with photoshop ...

American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood? China: No! American: Then why is the Chinese character "cup" beside the wooden character? China people: Isn't there a word "no" next to the word "cup"? In other words, it is not made of wood.

My classmate quarreled with someone, and when he was in a hurry, he said, "Are you kidding?" Do you think I grew up eating? "I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

A classmate argued with me and was at a disadvantage for a while. In desperation, he got up and shouted, "You talk nonsense, I'm not stupid."

You should wear school uniforms when raising the national flag in junior high school, but some people always don't wear school uniforms, pants or clothes. Before each flag raising, the headmaster said with a megaphone, "Some students don't wear clothes, some students don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes or pants!" "

Once, I watched Tao talk about the anecdote when he was the host. He never said that the opening ceremony was a curtain call ... What made me gush most was that he said that when he was hosting a party, he calmly stepped forward and said affectionately, "Friends, have you seen the Yellow River?" Do you know it is our mother river ~ ~ "After introducing the Yellow River affectionately, he said," Let's listen to the songs of the Yangtze River. "

I once bickered with my roommate in the dormitory. He said he couldn't beat me and scolded me: "You are my grandfather's son!" " "1 second after the silence of the whole dormitory laugh wildly!

High school algebra teacher "Don't make any noise!" "

In junior high school, a math teacher talked about equation transformation and shouted at the podium: Attention, students, I'm going to change! .......

A classmate was making trouble below, and the teacher said, "stand on the wall and go up there!" !

Junior high school teachers like to throw themselves into the topic ... "My bottom radius is 20 cm, and my height is 50 cm, so I ..." Some people say "I'm a fool ..."

On the playground, the teacher said: the male classmate stood on my left, the female classmate stood on my right, and the others stayed where they were ..... As a result, he didn't move.

What does your mother force you to do? My mother forced me to do my homework. (Like swearing, see how you listen)