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Translation of two children's arguments about Japan ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Come on, it's due tomorrow ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Please help me! ! ! ! ! ! !
On his way to study in the East, Confucius met two children arguing and asked them why. A child said, "I think the sun is close to people at sunrise and far away from people at noon." Another child thinks that the sun is far away from people when it first rises and close to people at noon. The first child said, "When the sun just rose, it was as big as a hood, and at noon, it was as small as a plate. Don't things that are far from us look small, and things that are close to us look big? " Another child said, "It was very cold when the sun first came out, and it was as hot as putting your hand into hot water at noon. Isn't it that things near make people feel hotter, while things far away from us make people feel colder? " Confucius could not judge who was right or wrong. The two children smiled and said, "Who said you were learned?"
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