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A three-minute conversation between two people in grade four.
The rabbit once boasted about his speed in front of other animals.
"I have never been defeated," he said. "When I run at full speed, no one is faster than me."
The tortoise said quietly, "I want to race with you."
"This is a good joke," said the rabbit.
"I can dance around you all the way."
The game has started.
The rabbit disappeared almost immediately.
He stopped quickly and lay down for a nap.
The tortoise walked slowly.
When the rabbit woke up from his nap, he saw that the tortoise was near the finish line, and he had lost the race.
The rabbit boasted about his speed to the animals. "I have never failed," he said. "When I run, no one is faster than me."
The tortoise said quietly, "I want to compete with you." "This is a joke. I can race with you while playing. " Said the rabbit.
The game has started. In a blink of an eye, the rabbit had already disappeared, but he thought he was running fast, so he took the race lightly and fell asleep on the side of the road.
The tortoise walks slowly, but keeps walking. When the rabbit woke up, he saw that the tortoise was near the finish line. The rabbit lost the game.
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