Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Collapse! Driving home with more than 8, BMW, Lao Wang next door told me that this is an ordinary 3 Series.
Collapse! Driving home with more than 8, BMW, Lao Wang next door told me that this is an ordinary 3 Series.
You drive a performance car, go home for the Spring Festival ...
Uncle: Did you get 3, yuan for this BMW 3 Series this year?
Big nephew: Uncle, my BMW M3, not BMW 3 Series, landed almost 8, yuan!
Uncle: Oh ~
Uncle: Auntie, why do you think this child can brag so much now?
his aunt: hey, today's children are so arrogant that you can listen to it as a joke ...
hahaha, isn't it realistic? That's what happens when you drive home in a performance car. Besides BMW M3, which "low-key" performance cars will encounter such embarrassing scenes?
Mercedes-benz C63? AMG
Honestly, Mercedes-Benz C63? AMG is really a performance car driver who keeps a low profile in the dust. Most people simply can't see the difference between AMG and ordinary mercedes benz c class. But you should know that ordinary C-class can be bought for 3, yuan, and a Mercedes-Benz C63? AMG, on the other hand, costs nearly 1 million yuan to own, which is still quite a big gap.
what if this embarrassing scene is skillfully resolved? When you are driving, people who know will naturally understand, and there is no need to say more about what you don't understand. You can't drive Lao Wang next door for a few laps, can you? After all, C63 is a master who either goes to the gas station or comes back from it!
Fox RS
"Hey, it seems that you're not doing well this year. Why did you come back in an old Fox?" When this sentence comes out, the owner of Fox RS feels like a knife! This is obviously a 4, performance car-Fox RS. How can it be called old Fox when it comes back to my hometown?
at this time, if you say that you have a 4, Fox RS, Lao Wang next door will turn into lemon essence: "You changed the front face of this car yourself ...". In short, then accept your fate!
Audi RS? 3
If you open more than 5, Audi RS? 3. When I go back to my hometown in the New Year, Lao Wang next door will say, "This man came back with a A3 of 1, yuan. When I asked, he said it was a RS of 5, yuan. 3. Who are you kidding? "
Brother, if you really drive RS? 3, don't argue with Lao Wang next door, because you are not from the same channel at all, it's no use talking more, you just need to enjoy RS alone? The 2.5T+7-speed dual clutch on your body and the quattro full-time four-wheel drive system bring you pleasure ... < P > Man Ge is wordy. In fact, you can't blame Lao Wang next door for such an embarrassing scene. You know, there are many Xiao Wang next door who put up a C63 logo with an ordinary C-class, and many people drive an ordinary A3 and put up RS? 3 logo drops ...
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This article comes from the author of ChejiaNo. in car home, and does not represent car home's viewpoint and position.
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