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The first time I kissed her,

When I want to kiss.

She suddenly said wait a minute.

I want to know.

What does she want?

She took three sweets out of her pocket.

Go to that beautiful round room.

Strawberry, apple and litchi

She asked me which one you chose.

I pointed to the litchi.

Then ask her why?

Without saying a word, she tore open the package and ate the candy.

Then grab my neck.

We kissed.

The whole process smells like litchi.

Then she told me

Life is so long.

I'm not sure I can make you remember me.

But since you like litchi-flavored sugar,

I can only let you remember

Kissing you smells like litchi.

So that you can remember me when you eat something with litchi flavor in the future.

The smell of kissing you

Now we have broken up.

I can think of her every time I eat something that smells like litchi.

Litchi candy is fixed at home.

If I miss her, I will eat one.

Just like kissing her.

I want to talk to her sometime.

Life is so long, I may remember you all my life.

But we broke up. ——

sequence

When I was with her.

When I want to lick it

She suddenly said wait a minute.

I want to know.

What is she going to do?

She brought three seasonings from the kitchen.

The kind in the supermarket

iodized salt

peanut oil

soybean

She asked me which one you chose.

I just pointed to a bottle of soy sauce.

Then ask her why.

Without saying anything, she opened the bottle cap and put in B.

Then I pulled my head.

I started licking.

The whole process smells of soy sauce.

Then she told me

Life is so long.

I have no confidence to let you remember me.

Remember me when you eat soy sauce in the future.

Now I can taste my ex-girlfriend B every time I eat.