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Good luck is like Liu Yushu.
Liu Yu, a scholar, was born in Wuxi, Jiangsu Province. He was surprisingly stupid since he was a child. Teach him only one word every day, remember it that day, and forget it all after three days. Seeing that Mr. Wang really insulted my reputation, he resigned voluntarily in a few days. Over the past few years, Mr. Liu has changed countless times. Let's just say that there is no gentleman who is not afraid of the Liu family. This gentleman, who is hundreds of miles away, has accepted the letter of appointment from the Liu family and has not yet gone to the Liu family. On the way, he inquired and rode back.
Such students are really the best, and they are not the material for reading at all. Gradually, Liu Yushu's father began to accept this reality. What is his son studying for? Of course, it is the champion. What is the reason for finishing the exam? Of course, he is a big official. Since his son can't read, let him be an official directly. So Liu Yushu's father spent a lot of money and donated an official to him.
Before he left, his father warned him, "Don't tell anyone about your family when you are outside." When Liu Yushu asked why, his father said, "You don't understand now. Just do as I say. "
Liu Yushu nodded and went to Beijing ambitiously, preparing to be a big official. However, things are far from simple.
According to the rules of the Qing dynasty, you spend money to buy an official, which just shows that you are qualified to be an official. If you really want to sit in the official chair, it depends on whether there is anyone in your court. Although the Liu family is fairly well-off, after all, it is a local rich man and has nothing to do with the court. Liu Yushu can only wait in the capital. This wait is several years.
How did Liu Yushu come over these years?
Liu Yushu's brain is not bright, thinking that buying an official is a big official. He pretends to be a big official everywhere, and he does what other officials do.
On one occasion, Liu Yushu saw a four-level official walking in the street and quickly followed him. This four-level official walks in a figure of eight. Liu Yushu thought that an official would walk in the same way and followed him in a figure of eight. At this time, a Sanwei official appeared in front of him. When he saw this scene, he couldn't help laughing. Someone is really looking for someone. An eight-legged master followed an eight-legged attendant. Sipin officer didn't know what was going on and thought it was Pinpin who was laughing at him, but because his position was not as big as others, he had to submit to humiliation and stand there sulking.
After the Taoist priest smiled, he walked on. Just a few steps away, the four officials behind suddenly burst out laughing again. It turns out that this enterprising officer has a problem with one leg and walks with a limp. When Liu Yushu saw that this official was bigger than the one just now, and his walking posture was definitely more like an official, he limped along with that official. This time, not only the four officials were happy, but even the people next to them laughed their heads off.
Liu Yushu's antics soon spread in Beijing, becoming people's jokes after dinner. Even the official ministers heard about it and laughed with joy. It was early in the morning, and when the official department minister suddenly remembered Liu Yushu, he couldn't help laughing.
The emperor was discussing something important with his ministers when he suddenly heard the laughter of the ministers. He scolded, "Why do you laugh at the court?"
The official department minister was so scared that he quickly knelt down and kowtowed and told the emperor about Liu Yushu.
When the emperor heard this, he thought that there were still such persistent officials in the Qing Dynasty, just to share my worries. How can such a talent not be used? Thinking of this, the emperor said to the official department minister: "As an official department minister, it is really dereliction of duty for you to turn a blind eye to such talents. I order you to arrange a position for him at once, and don't chill the hearts of all officials in the world! "
Official department ministers hurriedly kowtow.
After returning home, the official department thought that this Liu Yushu was a half-fool. If such a person became a big official, wouldn't it be a joke of the Qing Dynasty? But the emperor can't help but listen. If you disobey the law, you will be beheaded! Forget it, just give him an unimportant little official. So, the official department minister took out a list of Guangdong officialdom and turned it over, focusing on the names of people inspected in Huilai County, Guangdong Province.
In this way, Liu Yushu, who wandered around the capital for several years, soon became a policeman in Huilai County, Guangdong Province.
Lucky, right? In fact, Liu Yushu's good luck has just begun!
According to the rules of the Qing dynasty, people who buy officials get official positions and kowtow outside the noon gate to give thanks. So this morning, Liu Yushu got up early, dressed up, went to the noon gate, knelt on the ground respectfully and thanked the emperor for his kindness.
Suddenly it started to rain cats and dogs, and Liu Yushu was soaked to the skin. But without the permission of the emperor, Liu Yushu dared not get up and knelt in the heavy rain.
This scene happened to be seen by a prince who entered the palace on business, and he couldn't help laughing when he remembered the funny rumors about Liu Yushu these days.
At this time, a voice came from behind: "Wang Ye smiled so happily, what's the happy event?"
Looking back, Wang Ye turned out to be the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, so he joked with him and said, "Your subordinate Liu Yushu is really an inspection talent in Huilai County, Guangdong Province!"
The Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi has just arrived in Beijing and has never heard of Liu Yushu's deeds. He just wanted to ask the prince what was going on. At this time, a little eunuch came to invite the prince into the palace. Prince had no time to explain, pointing to Liu Yushu kneeling in the heavy rain, turned around and followed the little eunuch into the palace.
The Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi thought about it and thought it was a report recommending talents to me. This person named Liu Yushu is either a relative of the informant or a red man in front of the informant. Don't ignore him when you return to Guangdong.
Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi returned to Guangdong after working in the capital. As soon as he sat down, he heard from his master that a new inspector named Liu Yushu had come to Huilai County to report for inspection. Hearing this, the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi invited him in and asked him about his relationship with the monarch. Liu Yushu knew nothing about the prince, so he had to tell the truth: "My family lives in Wuxi, Jiangsu ..." Just after saying this, Liu Yushu suddenly remembered what his father told him before he left, and quickly said, "Oh, yes, my father told me not to tell anyone about my family."
In fact, what Liu Yushu's father means is that Beijingers despise local landlords the most. If Liu Yushu often mentions his family background, it will be difficult to get along in officialdom. But for the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, it means something else.
As the governors of Guangdong and Guangxi know, the report has been very low-key. He sent Liu Yushu to Huilai, Guangdong, a place far from the capital. Naturally, he doesn't want to be gossiped. Moreover, he also knows that the reporter lived in Wuxi, Jiangsu Province for a period of time when he was young. Look at this eyebrow eye of Liu Yushu. potato ...
The governor of Guangdong and Guangxi thought of this and said to Liu Yushu, "You came at the right time. I'm going to transfer the investigation of Huilai County to the province, and your level will be upgraded. You don't have to go to Huilai County anymore, and the province will take office directly. "
Liu Yushu hurriedly kowtowed to give thanks.
Under the cordial care of the governors of Guangdong and Guangxi, Liu Yushu was promoted again and again and became a Taoist in a few years.
Because the prince played a joke, he was directly taken care of by the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi. Liu Yushu's dumb luck is really useless, but it's not over yet!
A few years later, the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi sent Liu Yushu to Beijing to handle affairs, and wrote a letter to Wang Ye to take Liu Yushu to Wang Ye.
Your report opened a letter saying that Liu Yushu, the messenger, has both ability and political integrity and a bright future. He is a talented man. Your sovereign is busy with official business every day in Beijing, and has long forgotten Liu Yushu. When he saw the letter from the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, he thought that the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi was recommending talents to him and asked him to take care of this Liu Yushu.
Your report has always had a good relationship with the Governor of Guangdong and Guangxi, and you know him very well. He seldom asks for his job. This time, he solemnly recommended Liu Yushu to himself. It is conceivable that this is a very rare talent! So, the next day, the report solemnly recommended Liu Yushu to the emperor.
The emperor was worried about the lack of new talents in the Qing Dynasty. When he heard the report praising Liu Yushu as a flower, he couldn't help but be overjoyed and immediately asked the official department minister to do it quickly.
Besides, the official department minister was stunned for a long time after receiving this order from the emperor-Liu Yushu? Isn't that the half-fool who is an economist and an official every day? Why did the emperor value him so much? But also the report and the joint recommendation of the governors of Guangdong and Guangxi. It seems that Liu Yushu's background is really not simple! I casually arranged a small official position for him in those days, will it offend the sovereign and the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi? Official department ministers more think more afraid, his back was almost soaked with cold sweat.
After a night's worry, the official department decided to mend after the sheep is dead, and greatly promoted Liu Yushu, hoping to solve the problem with the prince and the governor of Guangdong and Guangxi.
As a result, Liu Yushu rose two levels in a row! ?
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