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Zhao Si's classic words in Benshan Happy Camp.

1, double Jay Chou stick

2. Has the countryside changed so much? Three people can live together. I'm telling you, I can't adapt.

3. Just cut him 500 yuan.

4, mainly temperament

5. Go away and retract. Is that a person?

6. Have you ever been to the Summer Palace? No, I have been to kindergarten.

7. A harmonious society saved you.

8. How do you know me? I tell you, if you let me work for you, it's hard to make a penny difference.

9. You said you told me to wait for you for one day, two days, three days, four days, five days, six days, seven days. You said a week was a disaster.

10, my name is Zhao from Li, Zhao Qiansun from 12345.

1 1. For the sake of my grandson, I can take it back and take a step forward.

12, what is real rock? Just thinking about music makes people crazy.

13. Partner: I put a flower in cow dung. Zhao Si: Then you are right. You have to put fertilizer on it to burn you.

14, I didn't see any girls or boys. I was born in a tree.

15, my first daughter-in-law ran away after two months of marriage, and my second daughter-in-law ran away after two months of marriage. The third daughter-in-law, you said he wouldn't run either. If this batch of goods can't be sold, he can't enter the next batch.