The shortest and funniest joke in history

The little girl picked up the receiver when the telephone rang. ...

Man: "hello, baby, it's dad." Where's mom? "

Little girl: "Mom and Uncle Chen are in the upstairs room."

The man said a little angrily, "which uncle Chen?" We don't know anyone named Uncle Chen at home! "

Little girl: "Yes, you come to see Uncle Chen every time you go to work."

After a long time, the man said quietly, "Baby, come and play a game with you."

The little girl said excitedly, "Great!"

Man: "Go to the upstairs room first, and then shout" Dad is back! "" "Come back to answer the phone later. "

The little girl did so, and soon she heard a scream. The little girl answered the phone …

Man: "What's wrong with mom?"

Little girl: "mom rushed out of the room when she heard that you were back and accidentally fell down the stairs." Now she doesn't move. "

The man then asked with a little satisfaction, "What about Uncle Chen?"

Little girl: "I saw him jump into the swimming pool from the window of the room, but he seemed to forget that his father put water in order to clean the swimming pool the day before yesterday." Now he is lying at the bottom of the swimming pool, still motionless. "

The man was silent for a moment.

Man: "Swimming in the swimming pool? We have no swimming pool! Excuse me, is the number here xxxxxxxx? "

Little girl: "No."

Man: "Oh, sorry, wrong number."