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Highlights of Qipanshan Mountain

1. Dou Xiantong appeared

As soon as he appeared, he was extraordinary. The four-sentence singing shows her majestic and brave look and explains the historical background of their brother and sister.

2. Jinlian underestimates her enemy

A few words she said to Cheng Yaojin showed that she was naive and ridiculous. Such a person who underestimates his enemy was easily robbed of all the rations by being diverted from the mountain. Isn't it funny?

3. Lotus and Tiger Fighting

In the dialogue, Xue Jinlian's inexperience and Dou Yihu's bravery and frankness are vividly shown. When it comes to martial arts, Dou Yihu is not necessarily inferior to Xue Jinlian. It was only because I was fascinated by eroticism that I couldn't bear to do it.

4. Robbing grain

Dou Yihu lusted after women, but he was not ashamed when he returned to the mountain to report to his sister. Be reprimanded. Dou Xiantong entangled Xue Jinlian's embroidered velvet knife with a flying scratch. The commissary was robbed by Dou Yihu. Dou Xiantong said, "Tell your brother to send the girl to be Mrs. Zhazhai in exchange for food and grass." It is both fun and true.

Cheng Yaojin said, "Small three, the big nail is yet to come." It's Xue Jinlian who beat the enemy lightly.

5. Meeting in front of the battle line

Fairchild fell in love with Xue Dingshan at first sight. But to show your heart, it is not the right occasion for the two armies to stand in front of each other. He immediately gave birth to an idea, using Xue Dingshan's self-esteem as an excuse to fight alone. She pretended to be defeated and led Xue to the back hill. Looking at each other carefully, everyone has a good impression. The atmosphere is more suitable and convenient for relatives and friends.

6. Captured

Dou Xiantong said, "Even if the big and small officers go out together, they may not be my brother and sister's opponents." Show that you want to fight alone, not afraid of you. Hint that there is a secret.

Take "unlocking the encirclement of Yang" as the important purpose of marriage, closely follow the urgent task of Xue Dingshan, and increase the possibility of acceptance.

Then sing "If you don't allow marriage, you'll regret it if you get caught under the horse." It's an ultimatum from both hard and soft. He is confident that he has the strength.

It's no use. hidden weapons is going to be diligent about Xue Dingshan, which proves her strength and takes the absolute initiative in courting relatives.

Speak to Xue Jinlian: This has no intention of hurting your brother. Please leave Cheng Chitose and make decisions with our two families. I caught the key at once. It shows his understanding of this grandfather's acquaintance, clear understanding of the situation at that time and decisive decision-making.

7. discussing marriage 1-children and mountains

Xue Jinlian didn't understand what Dou Xiantong said. But the sophisticated Cheng Yaojin, according to Dou Xiantong's performance before the battle, and released, suddenly understood that Dou Xiantong proposed to Xue Dingshan. I feel that "it is two arms to accept the Dou brothers and sisters." And "after loyalty, there are stunts", which unties Xue's family concept complex. The marriage was passed immediately.

8. Discussing Marriage-Tiger and Lotus

Because of the shyness of the girl, Xue Jinlian turned around several times about things related to herself (unwilling, saying the same thing as her sister, guessing backwards, etc.) and refused to say it, and her face turned white with anger. Sophisticated Cheng Yaojin, or guess. Dou Yihu proposed to Xue Jinlian. I persuaded Xue mother to agree. Decided to go up the mountain to propose marriage.

9. Children propose marriage, stabilize the tiger

Here, insert a paragraph, Dou Xiantong is on the mountain, and once again propose marriage to Xue Dingshan who has become a prisoner. Xue Dingshan wanted to promise, but he didn't dare to show it without his father's permission. All this while, Dou Yihu came in, eager to ask his sister to help him act as matchmaker. Before the fire, the situation is awkward. I heard that Cheng Yaojin is coming again. Dou Yihu is going to meet Damei. In order to prevent him from making trouble, he made an excuse to come to "his daughter's house" and let his brother go to the back hill to hide. And promised to make her marriage a success. Happy Dou Yihu went to the back to wait for the groom.

1. Matchmaking

Dou Xiantong should agree to propose marriage in person. But she has an extra mind. If you can't do something about your brother, it's hard to explain. I used the excuse that my marriage had to be approved by my brother. Lao Cheng, who knew all the details, forced her to tell the truth after all. And said, "it doesn't matter, it's all mine."

11. Dou Yihu will be an uncle for a few days first

Cheng Yaojin and Xue Dingshan whisper, which seems to be an agreement: the marriage between Tong and Shan will be fulfilled; Tiger-lotus marriage is suspended until Cynomorium songaricum is cleared and won.

But Dou Yihu doesn't know what to do. Those who dress up beautifully will come out to be the groom's official. Calling Xue's mother "mother-in-law" made a joke. Bring the comedy plot to a climax. Or old cheng advised him to be an uncle for a few days. Just passed this level.