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Late autumn is also full of green eyes, and a fresh weekend with my girlfriend.

Let me show you my candy man first!

Let me show you my candy man first!

In a blink of an eye, I'm 28, and I'm not afraid of jokes from my riders. This is my first love! When I was studying, I was introverted and afraid to talk to girls. I looked at the couples holding hands in the school corridors, parks and lakes and said, that must be false. Later, I was busy with my career every day and didn't have the heart to think about these love things. I have a car and a house, but I don't have a caring girlfriend. Don't worry at first, it's a holiday.

It is understandable to say that my parents' generation got married before they were twenty. In their concept, I belong to a different kind. Of course, my parents are also anxious, afraid that no one will want me if I die alone. Urged by them, I felt the pressure invisibly. During this time, I have to listen to their arrangements and get to know many girls through friends and relatives. I have been rejected and rejected by others. Most of them think it's inappropriate. Later, through my uncle, I got to know this girl who I want to protect all my life. Let's call her Shanshan.

She is five years younger than me. We are all shy and introverted people. The first time we met in the restaurant, we said no more than five sentences. We added WeChat and went home. Later, we chatted happily on WeChat. After we met, we felt quite in tune, and she was also very beautiful. Heroes have always loved beauty since ancient times. Who doesn't like the beauty of three views? So I asked her if she wanted to try, and she agreed. She made an appointment for free next weekend and decided to drive her out for our first love.

Walking at the gate of the park, it's our first time here. Today is definitely a day full of freshness.

Walking at the gate of the park, it's our first time here. Today is definitely a day full of freshness.

I planned my trip the night before, had lunch at noon and then drove to pick her up. Before winter, I took her to a park with few people to see autumn scenery and breathe fresh oxygen. A camera is absolutely necessary. The weather is so good, it is such a memorable day. Of course, I must remember it. I haven't had a chance to go to Xiu Xiu for the new car I just mentioned, so I have to show it off today.

Shanshan has a baby face and looks like a teenage girl. If she dresses more tender, passers-by may think she is still a student.

Shanshan has a baby face and looks like a teenage girl. If she dresses more tender, passers-by may think she is still a student.

Green plants are everywhere, refreshing and accompanied by beautiful women. I'm in a good mood.

Green plants are everywhere, refreshing and accompanied by beautiful women. I'm in a good mood.

Wandering around, I saw an exhibition model similar to Transformers from a distance, and I didn't know it was the Monkey King until I left. I have to say it's very creative.

Wandering around, I saw an exhibition model similar to Transformers from a distance, and I didn't know it was the Monkey King until I left. I have to say it's very creative.

In late autumn, some leaves began to turn yellow slowly, and now we can gradually feel the arrival of autumn. On our side, there are basically only two seasons in Xia Dong, and there is too little time left in autumn.

In late autumn, some leaves began to turn yellow slowly, and now we can gradually feel the arrival of autumn. On our side, there are basically only two seasons in Xia Dong, and there is too little time left in autumn.

The famous poached egg scenic spot, with such a large area of green lawn, can choose to have a picnic here next time.

The famous poached egg scenic spot, with such a large area of green lawn, can choose to have a picnic here next time.

I'm a little jealous!

I'm a little jealous!

Beautiful deer.

Beautiful deer.

Natural oxygen bar, the environment is really good.

Natural oxygen bar, the environment is really good.

Put the wrong lens.

Put the wrong lens.

In the afternoon, we basically visited all the places in the park, and the sun gradually set. We turned and walked back, ready to take Shanshan to have a barbecue.

Go back to the parking lot and let Shanshan take a photo with this "friend" who will get along day and night. I'm glad I have these two high values around me ~

The afterglow of the sunset sprinkled on Shanshan's face and car.

The afterglow of the sunset sprinkled on Shanshan's face and car.

In the future, my passenger seat will never be empty, and another person will help me drive. It is very happy to think about it.

In the future, my passenger seat will never be empty, and another person will help me drive. It is very happy to think about it.

I didn't drive when I was dating Shanshan, so it was the first time Shanshan met her. The comfort and luxury of the interior gave Shanshan a great favor. When we men buy a car, we will consider cost performance, performance, home use and other aspects, while most women just need a good-looking appearance and comfortable interior.

I didn't drive when I was dating Shanshan, so it was the first time Shanshan met her. The comfort and luxury of the interior gave Shanshan a great favor. When we men buy a car, we will consider cost performance, performance, home use and other aspects, while most women just need a good-looking appearance and comfortable interior.

Green mountains and green waters outside the car, accompanied by beautiful women inside the car, and beautiful singing. I really hope I can live like this all my life. Shanshan said that I will drive when I go out, and she will watch the drama with the central control screen. What a wonderful idea ~

Green mountains and green waters outside the car, accompanied by beautiful women inside the car, and beautiful singing. I really hope I can live like this all my life. Shanshan said that I will drive when I go out, and she will watch the drama with the central control screen. What a wonderful idea ~

A beautiful one. The afternoon sunlight hits the window, which is a natural filter.

A beautiful one. The afternoon sunlight hits the window, which is a natural filter.

The back row is really a good place to show off your figure, but Borui's back row can accommodate you no matter how long your legs are. After all, there is no need to worry about the space of the B-class car, and it is also to prepare for getting married and having children in the future.

The back row is really a good place to show off your figure, but Borui's back row can accommodate you no matter how long your legs are. After all, there is no need to worry about the space of the B-class car, and it is also to prepare for getting married and having children in the future.

Finally, let Shanshan sit on Xiu Xiu's lap in the trunk and look at Borui's sexy ass.

Finally, let Shanshan sit on Xiu Xiu's lap in the trunk and look at Borui's sexy ass.

On the way back, I asked Shanshan to drive to experience it. I didn't expect her driving skills to be much better than I expected. She knew her way around, got off at the restaurant, unfastened her seat belt and gave me a proud look. After dinner, I sent her home. I was driving home, smiling at my mouth, thinking about our future, and preparing to have time to see my parents-in-law next week. I'm almost thirty. It's time to get married. You are the one I want to be gentle with.