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The 200,000 tour group in Hengdian shows the real situation: the paradise of idlers, the world of bachelors and the paradise of lunatics.

I really want to escape, but I can't.

This lyric accurately reflects the helplessness of many young people in life, and also reveals a common problem in them-the habit of escaping from reality.

Not satisfied with the miserable reality of studying hard at a cold window for more than ten years and earning only a basic salary, many young people try their best to find various new ways to start a business, study and study. When their families are old, some people enthusiastically enter Hengdian and start a "Hengdian Group Performance".

In many people's cognition, group performance is superior and more promising than the bottom workers. You don't need to punch in when you go to work, you don't need to look at the leader's face, you can also get close to handsome guys and beautiful women. The most important thing is that once you are seen by famous directors, you may become a first-and second-tier star with an annual income of 10 million, and you can wash away the identity of social animal workers in the workplace and embark on the peak of your life.

Hengdian Film and Television City, located in Hengdian Town, Dongyang City, Jinhua City, Zhejiang Province, is a 5A-level film and television industry experimental zone with a dream city of 200,000 group performances. It is this star-making factory named "Hollywood in China" by American magazines that makes the gold diggers queue up and jump in without hesitation.

However, the reality is that where there are people, there are rivers and lakes fighting, and where there are people, there are levels. The 28 th principle applies to most fields, and group performances are no exception.

According to statistics, Hengdian has more than 200,000 group performances. In the end, only a few group performances will stand out and become a new generation of Hua Dan students. More than 99% people will never have a bright future in this life, even if they are an unknown 18-line actor.

Looking around, the present situation of Hengdian's group performance can be roughly divided into these three categories: the paradise of idlers, the world of bachelors and the paradise of lunatics.

1. Idle paradise: too ambitious, lack of correct realistic cognition.

What is the real performance salary of Hengdian Group? If laymen don't know anything about this, what insiders who have stayed in Hengdian for five years are highly credible.

An actor who has been wandering in Hengdian for five years revealed the real income of the troupe's performance, which was less than 3000 yuan from October to August.

According to the regulations, the price of a group performance for 8 hours is 70 yuan, and every time it exceeds 1 hour, 10 yuan will be added. 202 1, the epidemic impact increased from 70 to 90. Suppose you work 12 hours a day and 30 days a month, then the monthly income of ordinary group performances is only 130*30=3900 yuan.

Compared with the actual demand for group performances of 20,000 people, the huge amount of 200,000 is seriously in excess of demand, and it is not unusual for wages to be severely depressed.

Even sometimes, as a smart person, the salary is not as high as that of livestock.

When interviewing a passerby, the reporter asked a group performer, "How much do you earn a day?"

"90 yuan."

"What about this donkey?"

500 yuan!'

2/kloc-The funniest joke of the 20th century, a strong living person earns less money than a donkey.

It's harmless and insulting.

However, since being humiliated, why do many people refuse to leave this job where the rent is only enough for food and clothing? Even if you work as a waiter, security guard, delivery and assembly line in a factory, is it more promising than group performance?

In another interview, a Shandong young man in his early twenties has been performing in a group in Hengdian for six years. Not only did he not save any money, but his monthly income was sometimes not enough to pay the rent. He ate instant noodles at home instead of filming. The reporter asked him why he didn't change his job. His answer is that other jobs are too tiring, or he can participate in group performances freely. As long as there is a director watching, he can soar.

Dream of becoming a star

Ordinary group performances don't need academic qualifications and skills, just walk around like moving tools, run around or lie still on the ground. The director ordered all the tool personnel to return to their positions until the filming was over.

This kind of work does not require a lot of physical exertion, brain burning, complicated social relations and the pressure of performance indicators. The end result is that people become more and more lazy and can't adapt to the fast-paced city life. But they can't see the reality clearly, and they always live in the dream of being promoted by the director and suddenly turning over as masters, and they don't want to wake up.

Even if they can't make ends meet, many drifters haven't changed their survival strategy, but are even more desperate to cut back on expenses: sleeping in parks, sleeping in bridge opening, picking up garbage, eating only one meal a day, not making phone calls and surfing the Internet. This is really the elite level of "people lying flat".

2. The world of bachelors: The dislocation of the concept of mate selection makes men and women prefer to be single until they are old.

Most of the people performed by Hengdian Group are not graduates of drama schools and film schools as we usually think, but young people without education and background. They just feel that they are outstanding in appearance and in good shape, and doing an ordinary job is tantamount to self-destruction, so they have always insisted on the pedal of group performances.

I heard that there are many unmarried beautiful women in Hengdian, and many single men heard the news. They wanted to take this opportunity to get the beautiful women back at low cost, first to cope with their parents' desire to have grandchildren and then to think about how to start a business, but they failed.

There are a lot of beautiful women in Hengdian, and they are full of youth at the age of eighteen or nineteen, but they don't like unemployed people who have no money to buy a house and can only sleep under bridge opening to eat and die. Even if the boys are handsome and the girls are carried away by the love brain, they will wake up immediately when they get married. It's okay to get married. What can you do to raise children?

Many men will use "true love is rare", "equality between men and women" and "women should be independent" to brainwash women into marrying her. In fact, it's just that their own conditions are simple and they can't get on the table. If it is true love, how can they bear to let girls and children suffer with you?

So what kind of men do the women's group in Hengdian like? Just like a high-quality man with money and status outside the circle.

Many 20-year-old girls don't want to go to school or find a real job to accumulate experience. Instead, I dream of winning the love of famous actors and directors through beauty and changing my destiny from now on.

Such a girl will approach her ideal partner in various ways, whether accepting the hidden rules or taking the initiative to send it to her door. As long as there is a high chance of marriage, they will not care more about the courtship of ordinary men.

Men in Hengdian want to marry beautiful women and have children at low cost, but women never look at men in the same class. I wanted to compare my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch.

The result of the dislocation of the concept of mate selection between men and women is that there are a large number of marriageable men and women and many opportunities for contact, but there are bachelors everywhere.

3. A madman's paradise: once a Buddha, once a demon.

Some people say that persistence is victory. However, persistence sometimes does not bring victory and success, but a crushing defeat.

What is more frightening than laziness and bachelor is that some people have become crazy in Hengdian, can't tell the difference between ideal and reality, entertain themselves by daydreaming, and completely live in their own fantasy world.

The cruelty of the low-income reality and the success of the ideal are soaring, and the loneliness of the reality and the ideal love, such as oxygen, have caused a huge psychological gap for many wanderers. Unfortunately, they have no better way out. After a long time, their spirit was greatly hit, and they became the timid and withdrawn Rykov in Chekhov's works.

In addition, too deep into the play will also make people psychologically abnormal. Many group performances are eager to become famous as soon as possible. After getting the role, they forced themselves to enter the role as soon as possible. They were dug up by the director, and the result was still not good. As a result, they fell into a crazy whirlpool and could not extricate themselves. They need a doctor's treatment to get back to normal.

A netizen who works in Hengdian revealed that it is not uncommon for him to suffer from mental illness because of filming in Hengdian. He talks to himself, walks back and forth, doesn't talk to people, and has no normal social skills. This kind of drift is always in danger like a madman.

Nowadays, generations of young people walk into Hengdian with the same dream. Hengdian is like a huge gold mine, attracting people from all corners of the country to be crazy about gold.

Not everyone can stand out in Hengdian. Some people can become cutting-edge by a drama, while others can't be known by everyone after suffering. It is not enough to become a star by hard work. Being famous requires multiple advantages of being in the right place at the right time.

However, some people choose to be content with the status quo, and their future is very worrying. They can't extricate themselves from their dreams, keep an unrealistic star dream and wait for the next suitable opportunity to change the current status quo.

Everyone has his own interests. It's up to him to choose to be content with the status quo or seek a new way to make a living. If the original place is a dead end, why not change the direction of the road and try to find a more suitable development path?

Don't stay on the flat, and don't bury yourself in Hengdian.