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It's no temperament to scold a mistress.
Scold the mistress without losing her temperament:
1: You like second-hand goods so much. It happens that I have a lot of unwanted bags. If you want them, please let me know and give them to you.
You work so hard at night, it's really difficult to come out to solicit customers during the day. By the way, it's more beautiful to change your clothes into Chinese-style bras and open your pants!
3: mistress, destined to be mistress only.
4: You are a fox. What a waste of the word fox! Foxes also have dignity and morality! Scum like you has no chance in front of me!
5: You really live under your legs.
6: You are different from others. Everyone has thick feet, and so do you.
7: I was wondering, did your little face get what you wanted?
8: As far as you are concerned, you still learn from others to be mistresses, and you also said that you were hired by others for 3 thousand. Why don't you tell others that it's 3000 packs for three years, and it's only 30 cents a day?
9: Your mother gave birth to you to make you better satisfy men all over the world. Pan Jinlian is less than one thousandth of you.
10: You look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
1 1: No matter how sad you are, it won't change your age and appearance.
12: You'd better flaunt the fox's characteristics and don't be too jealous. Are you so good at burying foxes?
13: Alas ~ If this person has no orthomorphism, even his headache is partial.
14: What did Big S say? Like this bear. Oh, like my aunt.
15: I drew a coffin, and you were lying in it with her. It's very kind of me to let you die together.
San Xiao is not as good as a young lady. Miss, it's for the money. What are you doing for?
17: All's well that ends well. Don't look at people's faces.
18: It's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.
19: All's well that ends well. Don't look at people's faces unless they look at them.
Girl, your bed is always busy with people coming and going
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