A joke about making money from stock trading.

Performer: Li Weijian Wu Bin

Program duration: 12 minutes

Li Weijian is a "big stick stock" among "crazy investors", which means "the best stock in the market". The madness of his stock trading has even seriously affected the life of the whole family. Although there are not many paragraphs in this program, the level of combining the special terms of stock trading with the language of cross talk is very high, which shows that the screenwriter's skill is good. The "grand occasion" of national stock trading in 2007 will certainly arouse the resonance of many investors and friends. However, many "baggage" are familiar and have been circulating on the Internet for a long time. The elderly viewers who surf the Internet are quite happy, but young people may feel stale. Li Weijian: There are many experts here today. You see, you don't know that people who speculate in stocks to make money have one characteristic-dry mouth.

Wu Bin: Dry lips?

Li Weijian: Hey, you see, when I mentioned it, the elder sister over there added it directly. Haha, tell me about it, sister. What's your stock number? discuss ...

Wu Bin: Come on, come on, what are you doing? This is, this is a performance. Is there any trouble?

Li Weijian: Zhuang!

Wu Bin: Pretend?

Zhuang! Zhuang! I'll let you do it! I hate this village since I started trading stocks!

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Yin! Damage! No humanity! Otherwise, everyone will say "grandson Zhuang" and "grandson Zhuang"!

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Wu Bin: How can you invest in stocks with such a mentality? You forgot that sentence: the stock market is risky, so be careful when entering the market!

Li Weijian: Nonsense.

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Li Weijian: Listen ... Stop planting crops! Listen to the price increase, don't eat pork! Listen to even numbers and don't buy a car! Listen to AIDS, don't marry!

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Li Weijian: When I woke up that morning, I just woke up. I had a carp fight first!

Wu Bin: What's its name?

Li Weijian: It's called a rebound! Then brush your teeth and rinse your mouth! Gollum!

Wu Bin: Why did you swallow it?

Li Weijian: Return the money!

Wu Bin: I also have a message.

Li Weijian: At this time, my son came over. Dad, it's breakfast! I slapped him.

Wu Bin: Why did you hit the child?

Li Weijian: What should I be called?

Wu Bin: Dad?

Li Weijian: Do you still think I'm not depraved enough? Don't call me dad!

Wu Bin: Well, what's it called?

Li Weijian: It's called Zeer Zell!

Wu Bin: I think you are crazy. It's also a whole foreign language.

Li Weijian: My brother won't like me hitting children. Dude, what are you angry about the baby?

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: My dad! What did you call me?

Wu Bin: Call your brother!

Li Weijian: Stop? I "cut meat" these two days. Don't call me "cut"!

Wu Bin: Cough! What's that called?

Li Weijian: Soaring up (brother)!

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Li Weijian: I was about to go out when my mother came out.

Wu Bin: What's the matter?

Li Weijian: Son, it's cold these two days. Put on that coat!

Wu Bin: Well, your mother still loves you!

Li Weijian: Hey, are you my mother?

Wu Bin: What?

Li Weijian: Don't you think I'm not deep enough?

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(Li Weijian blamed himself after his wife died)

Li Weijian: You must find such a big plate after cooking every day.

Wu Bin: Why?

Li Weijian: You call this "grasping the big market, eating and drinking without worry".

Wu Bin: Cough.

Li Weijian: I accidentally broke a plate the other day. Please give me a mouth when you come up.

Wu Bin: What's the matter now?

Li Weijian: You call this "collapse"!

Wu Bin: Hey!

Li Weijian: What bothers me most is that you don't let the whole family eat green vegetables! You know, my parents are both southerners and have a light taste.

Wu Bin: Yes.

Li Weijian: You let them eat Chili at once, and their mouths are full of bubbles. My father didn't go to the toilet for a week and his face turned red.

Look what you said!

Wu Bin: What did you say?

Li Weijian: Dad, just take this color. I'll buy you a box of Kaiser Dew when you make money from stock trading!

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