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What is the worst wine to drink?

1. The most unpleasant wine—Hongmen wine

Hongmen Banquet

Hongmen Banquet: Liu Bang had no choice but to risk his own life and went to Hongmen to attend the banquet. Xiang Yu had agreed that King Xiang would throw a cup as a signal and kill Liu Bang with swords and axes from both sides. Liu Bang and Xiang Yu were in the midst of a drinking spree. Xiang Yu's father, Fan Zeng, taught Xiang Zhuang how to dance with a sword to promote the drinking spree. The sword was pointed at Peigong. Fortunately, Xiang Bo came to the rescue. Later, Liu Bang got up and said he wanted to go to the toilet, and left without saying goodbye as soon as he went out. This wine costs no money, but it costs "life", so it is said that it is the most difficult wine to drink in history.

2. The most intoxicating wine

1. The most "soft" wine in history - the drunken concubine

With Yang Guifei, one of the four beauties in China When it comes to drinking, Li Longji, Emperor Ming Dynasty of the Tang Dynasty, believed that "if the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk". Bai Juyi's "Song of Everlasting Sorrow" said: The spring night is bitter and short, the sun rises high, and the monarch never rises early.

Fine wine paired with a beautiful woman can make Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty drunk. This wine is undoubtedly the softest wine in history.

2. The most "strong" wine in history - Song Taizu Zhao Kuangyin's glass of wine is equally intoxicating.

Zhao Kuangyin, Emperor Taizu of the Song Dynasty, invited all the generals to a banquet

"Get up, get up, get up quickly. I'm just saying." Your generals will be "dressed in yellow robes" again, what will you do?

The next day, all the generals complained that they were sick, "The royal wine of the Zhao family last night was so strong. I just drank a glass, and now I fell ill and became bedridden. This soldier is so handsome I entrust this to you, and I hope the boss will accept it. You (Zhao Kuangyin) see that your subordinates are ill and can no longer lead troops to fight for you, and I hope the boss will forgive you."

Zhao Kuangyin was not polite and smiled happily. This is the famous "cup of wine to release military power." It can be said to be the most “strong” and intoxicating royal wine in history.