The funniest joke in history, who will tell me! Thank you! Be original! And funny! Lie on the ground and laugh!

1. Tang Priest's Diary: One day, Tang Priest and his disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures. Suddenly, several monsters rushed over, and the Monkey King, Pig and Friar Sand rushed forward to protect the driver. As a result, the goblin caught Bajie and ran away. Sitting on the white table, Tang Priest shouted: You arrested the wrong person. He is my disciple Bajie, and I am Tang Priest! Don't you want to eat me? Monster: "Stop joking! Pork is much more valuable than you now.

2. Diary of Tang Priest: Dear Wukong, I wrote this letter slowly, because I know you can't read it quickly. I sent you a coat, so I cut the button and put it in my pocket for fear of being overweight. Chang 'e was born, because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, so I don't know if you should be an uncle or an aunt. Finally, I told you that I wanted to send you money, but the envelope was sealed.

In high school, a senior named Zhu retaken the exam eight times in order to be admitted to a famous university, and finally got his wish. After that, the legendary story of Pig Bajie circulated in schools, inspiring every session. ...