Jokes about Chinese characters

Ping-pong said to Ping-pong that they are all soldiers and have no legs. The soldier said to Qiu, don't worry. You have no legs. Bird to Wu Shuo: I told you not to peek at a woman taking a bath. You see, you have no eyes. 8 said to 0: I haven't seen you for a few days, I'm fat! 0 said to 8: Don't just talk about me, look at yourself. If you get fat, you will get fat, and you are wearing a fucking belt!

On the Mid-Autumn Festival, people must watch the moon, and Chinese characters also come to hold the moon.

Dan Zi said: Once I relied on last month, I immediately had the courage to play Chang 'e.

Ba Zi said: I can't wait to get close to the moon, and I won't dry up soon, but I'm getting fat.

There is an old saying: I depend on the moon, and my old-fashioned appearance will change immediately, and maybe I will mess around.

Stop it: if I stand on the moon, it must be romantic.

Empty words: I have been in the past month, affectionate and unrestrained, and I am no longer empty.

The temple said: When I land on the moon, my hips will get rid of gravity and stop sagging.

Chinese characters are angry.

Chinese characters are angry, and the word "Dan" says: I want to get rid of Japan, resist Japan to the end, and persist wholeheartedly until victory.

The word "Zao" says: I want to leave Japan and be an anti-Japanese doctor with a red cross medicine box on my back.

The word "Xu" goes: if you die, you must resist Japan in addition to Japan.

The word "purport" says: I want to take off the sun and stab the right-winger in the chest with a dagger.

The word "star" says: I want to destroy the sun, life is Chinese characters, and death has an anti-Japanese soul. ...

Chinese characters resist Japanese aggression

Chinese characters have been spread to Japan for a long time and have lived in peace with the Japanese for thousands of years. However, today's Diaoyu Island incident has made Chinese characters angry.

The word "Dan" says: I want to get rid of Japan, resist Japan to the end, and persist wholeheartedly until victory.

The word "Zao" says: I want to leave Japan and be an anti-Japanese doctor with a red cross medicine box on my back.

The word "Xu" goes: if you die, you must resist Japan in addition to Japan.

The meaning of Chinese characters

Mr. Li said to his son, "Chinese characters have sounds, shapes and meanings, such as the word' ye'. Its traditional Chinese character is' ye', which means that his father is a little deaf, so he is a grandfather."

The son said, "I see,' Dad' is a strict father."

Mr. Li said, "If you don't want to call me dad, just call me dad."

The son said, "Many dads are called dads, and I only have one dad. I can only call dad. "

Dialogue between Chinese characters

The soldier said to Qiu, Brother, did you step on a mine? Why is your leg missing?

The king said to the emperor: What are the advantages of being an emperor? Look, your hair is all white.

Mouth to mouth: honey, you haven't said a word for so long;

The fruit said to the naked man: Dude, you might as well be naked!

Bibibe said: Why do couples divorce?

The towel said to the coin: wearing a doctor hat is worth a hundred times;

I said to the giant: the same area, but I have three rooms and two halls.