A few jokes.

A little tiger asked a rabbit weakly, "I'm so hungry, my mother is not at home." Can I eat you? "

The rabbit was surprised. "What did you eat before?"

The little tiger blushed, and Nuo Nuo calmly replied, "Eat milk."

The son said to his father, "I like the beautiful woman across the hall very much!" " "

Dad secretly told him, "that's your half-sister." Can only be friends. "

The son added, "I like the girl next door, too!" " "

Dad added, "That's your other half-sister. Don't tell your mother. "

The son told his mother these experiences in tears.

The mother comforted her son: "You can marry whoever you like. You are not your father's son at all! ! "

In the past, the exam teacher handed out papers and gave more copies to the girls behind. The girl shouted: "teacher, I have it, I have it!" " As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, "It's mine, it's mine!" "The whole class is cold.

In summer, his roommate introduced him to cupping, saying that he could prevent heatstroke.

Vigorously pulled out seven cupping cups in the clinic, leaving seven red marks on his back. After cupping, I vigorously went swimming in the pool.

Wearing new goggles, I was swimming happily when I got into the water. Suddenly I heard a little girl shouting behind me, "Look, it's a ladybug!" " "

Vigorously have no reaction to come over, just look back at the little girl. As soon as the little girl saw him wearing goggles, she cried and shouted, "Mom, it's ladybug essence. He can swim!" " "

Did your childhood dream come true? "

"Half finished."

"oh? Want to be a programmer when I was a child? "

"No, I want to be a police uncle."

"What do you mean by giving up halfway?"

"Uncle now ..."