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The story of eating shit to create GDP

There are two graduate students in economics, A and B, who are walking on the road and find a piece of shit. A said to B: You eat it and I'll give you 5 million. When B listens, it's so easy to earn 5 million yuan. If it stinks, it will stink. If it's a big deal, it will take the money to gastric lavage, so it will eat the shit.

Both of them walked on, feeling a little unbalanced. A lost 5 million yuan in vain and got nothing. Although B earned 5 million yuan, he was also jammed with shit.

At this moment, I found another lump of shit, which was still warm. At last, B found a balance and said to A, You eat it, and I will give you 5 million. When a wants to earn back the lost 5 million yuan, what is eating shit? Didn't B eat it, too? So I ate the shit, too It stands to reason that the two men should be in balance, but the more they ponder, the more they feel that something is wrong. Their capital has not increased at all, but one person has eaten a lump of shit. So I went to the professor. The professor was so excited that he burst into tears after listening to their complaints: Students, you should be happy. You just ate two pieces of shit and contributed 1 million GDP to our country!

GDP is the gross domestic product. Although both of them gave each other 5 million yuan, nothing was produced in the process!