Who knows jokes in classical Chinese? I'm in a hurry!

Haw answered Haw, Mulan flew the plane. What kind of plane are you flying? Boeing 747.

Ask a woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. I saw the military sticker last night and needed bombers and 12 planes, but I couldn't afford any. Grandpa has no gold or silver and Mulan has no money. She is willing to steal from the supermarket.

The east city steals parts, the west city steals iron sheets, the south city steals plastic, and the north city steals glass. Say goodbye to my parents and stay in the warehouse at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the supermarket owner catch a thief. I bid farewell to the warehouse and stayed in the plane at dusk. I didn't hear the female voice from my parents, but I heard the police car ticking to take revenge.

The plane was chased as soon as it was built. Mulan opened the cabin, the bomb was pushed down, the boss was scared to death, and the police were blown up.

When he came back, he hit the son of heaven lying in the hospital bed. Guilt 12, give two slaps. Khan asked him what he wanted. Mulan didn't want to go to jail, but wanted to fly a bomber to take me back to my hometown.

My parents heard the girl coming and picked up the machine gun. Sister A heard her coming and picked up the shield. Hearing that my sister was coming, I sharpened my knife and told my parents. Close the hatch and hold the steering wheel tightly. Take off my old robe and put on my flight suit. Put on binoculars and pick up machine guns. When relatives went out to have a look, everyone was surprised and busy. Twelve years later, I don't know that Mulan has gone crazy.

The deaf's mouth is wide open and the blind's eyes are closed. Walking beside the disabled, who dares to say that I am disabled?

2. Aircraft version:

Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. The woman is also very thoughtful and has no money to buy a plane. Last night, she saw the military post. She needed bombers and 12 planes, but she couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa doesn't have much money, and Mulan doesn't have gold or silver. She is willing to buy steel and build an airplane from now on.

I buy drawings in the East City, screws in the West City, glass in the South City and iron sheet in the North City. I said goodbye to my parents and stayed in the old garage at dusk, but I didn't hear the female voice called by my parents, but I heard the sound of iron rubbing. I bid farewell to the hangar and went to the barracks at dusk. I didn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the general shouting hahaha.

Wan Li flew a plane, but he never turned off the mountain once. The hot air spread to the wings and the sun shone on the glass. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had already flown away.

Flying into the sky, the son of heaven is lying in a hospital bed. The director turned twelve times and gave them a slap in the face. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to fly back to my hometown.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun. As soon as Sister A heard that Sister Mei was coming, she raised her hand and raised her gun. When I heard that my sister was coming, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened the cabin door, hid in my plane, took off my wartime robe, put on my flight suit, put on more grenades, and put on a machine gun outside. When they went out to bury the bomb, their relatives and friends were all surprised: It's been twelve years since we were apart, and I didn't know Mulan was crazy.

The madman pedaled on the ground, the idiot closed his eyes, and they walked side by side. Who can say I'm not normal?

3. Strong piracy:

Chirp, Mulan flies a plane. What kind of plane does she fly? Boeing 747!

Ask the woman what she thinks and what she remembers. Women want to, and they can't afford to buy a plane. Seeing the military post last night, she needed a bomber, and 12 planes couldn't afford a rack. Grandpa has no gold and silver, Mulan has no money, and she is willing to rob steel to build a plane from now on.

The east market grabs steel, the west market grabs parts, the south market grabs iron sheets, and the north market grabs glass. When I said goodbye to my parents, I stayed in the storage room at dusk, but I couldn't hear the female voice called by my parents, only the sound of broken glass. When I bid farewell to the warehouse, at dusk on the top of Mount Everest, I couldn't hear my parents calling for a female voice, but I heard the bitter wind.

Wan Li flew a plane and the world was in ruins. The north wind blows on the glass. Cold air diffuses to the wings. The general was scared to death, and the soul of a strong man had already flown away.

Fly into the son of heaven, and the son of heaven lies in the coffin. Give him twelve sins, two boards. Khan asked him what he wanted, but Mulan didn't want to go into the cell. I want to fly back to my hometown.

When parents heard the girl coming, they picked up the machine gun. Sister A heard that her sister was coming, so she became a household and surrendered. When I heard that my sister was coming, I raised my gun and loaded it. I opened my plane door, entered my cockpit, took off my old robe, put on my flight suit, loaded more atomic bombs and a heavy machine gun. When I got off the plane, my relatives and friends were surprised: Twelve years later, I didn't know Mulan was crazy.

The retarded clap their hands, and the crazy eyes are blurred. Two people holding hands, who can say I'm crazy?

Li Wenjie.