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Funny copywriting for singles that makes people giggle

1. Valentine's Day is here. Friends, I welcome you to ask me to be a light bulb and take care of the food. I will shut up when I should, and tell jokes when the atmosphere is awkward.

2. It’s Valentine’s Day, do you need someone to play your girlfriend? It doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, the main thing is that I love performing.

3. But on Valentine’s Day, I am at home, I am proud, and I save masks for my motherland.

4. Others have been in a relationship for three years, but I have been asking if they are in love for three years.

5. I suggest friends who are going on a date tomorrow to bribe me early to prevent me from sending random messages and talking nonsense tomorrow.

6. Well, on a day like Valentine's Day, I would like to solemnly introduce to you: I am the legendary single golden man. This time next year, I will still introduce myself this way.

7. Others have sweet love, but I only have a bald head.

8. I believe that on Valentine’s Day someone will definitely come to me with a large bouquet of flowers and say to me: “Please give me a moment, thank you.”

9. The so-called A hero doesn't care about the way out, and a bachelor doesn't care about his age.

10. Never believe what others say to you, they are just trying to mask you!

11. I can’t fall in love. If I’m with you, what will other boys do?

12. The husband asked his wife affectionately: Honey, what do you want me to give you for Valentine’s Day? My wife said lovingly: I like whatever you give me. Husband: Then I'll take you back to your parents' home...

13. Valentine's Day is coming again, and some of my friends are being urged to get married by their parents. If you don't have a partner yet, you can consider me. I am your father and I will not rush you.

14. Some people give gold, some people give silver, some people give flowers, but I’m afraid no one will give it to me. I went and bought all three of these by myself: Honeysuckle, it’s gone.

15. History is always surprisingly similar. I was single on Valentine’s Day the year before last, I was single on Valentine’s Day last year, and I am still single on Valentine’s Day this year.

16. I heard that today is Valentine’s Day in the West. Fortunately, I am a southerner, so I won’t get involved.

17. I started falling in love yesterday with a brother I have known for a long time. I really like him. There will be no depressing words from now on, only sweet words. He is also very considerate of me, how happy I am. As for why I suddenly have a boyfriend, it’s because I copied everything.

18. It’s Valentine’s Day. I just went downstairs to finish shopping, and the boss asked me: “Sir, do you want to buy flowers?” “Why are you buying flowers?” “Buy flowers for your girlfriend.” “Oh. , How many flowers can I buy as a gift for my girlfriend?" Then the boss took the flowers back silently.

19. Those who show off their transfer records, I remember them all in a notebook. Remember to treat me to dinner when school starts.

20. Transfer me 600 today

I will transfer you 520 tomorrow, so that you will be very proud in front of your friends