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What wonderful tattoos have you seen?
Don't I work outside? I am a person who has had a knife in society. I have seen a lot of the world and a few. This couple is no different from others. What caught my attention was that their tattoos and the way they treated people were impressive, not to mention treating people. Let's talk about tattoos. Nowadays, not only men but also women have tattoos, but it is still rare for a couple to get tattoos together. I still remember the first time I saw them, I was shocked, and I was still lamenting their great love, because their tattoos were all on their faces, which was probably rare. I thought they were so happy at that time. Although it is strange to have swallows tattooed on their faces, the left and right sides are tattooed separately, and the tattoos are the same. I feel that they are so happy. But this is not the case. I didn't know until I got to know them very well that their relationship was not very good. I got this tattoo when I got married. Now I want to wash it off, but I'm afraid it hurts. If women don't wash themselves, men won't let them. Therefore, they argued for a long time. I am also curious why they tattooed swallows symbolizing love, instead of words or love and animals. Anyway, they are also animals that symbolize love. Tattooing swallows is so strange. Later, the answer was that they tattooed the swallows because they were jealous of the love of Princess Zhu Huan. This reason is really strong enough to understand their feelings. This is also the first time I think tattoos can be so strange. I think the swallow is fine, not very strange, but it shouldn't be here.
Another typical example is a joke I saw at the dinner table, which should be considered funny. That was having dinner with my father. Ironically, there is a tattoo of a fat uncle on the dining table. At that time, I only ate with adults when I was a child, and I basically didn't talk. Even in this case, I still can't help laughing at Uncle Fat. I didn't miss the joke because I didn't play and talk with other children. Fat uncle and his father were drinking at that time. In summer, it will be very hot and they will take off their shirts. At this time, we saw the tattoo on Uncle Pang's left chest. We saw two big lobsters standing face to face with a ball in the middle. As a result, Uncle Pang said that the tattoo is not a shrimp, but a dragon, a dragon playing with pearls. We couldn't believe it at that time. Where is the dragon? It is a shrimp. The tail of a dragon is so long. This one has no tail. It was his daughter who drew it for him with toilet cleaner for washing toilets. Not much, but the tail was wiped, and then she gained weight, and those marks disappeared. It turned out that Uncle Fat was the shrimp made by her naughty girl, and we couldn't stop laughing.
However, it's really strange to hear that many tattoos. He tattooed on his back, or historical figures such as Qin, and even tattooed his eyes. It's really puzzling. I wonder what he thinks.
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