Help me translate this joke "Wen Pei" into English.

There was a rich man named Zhu, who was afraid of diseases and doctors and was eloquent. He said to the new swineherd, "Remember the rules of my family, don't call me Zhu (pig), just call me your master or your own master;" Speak politely at ordinary times, and don't swear. For example, say' rice' when eating; Say' go to bed' when sleeping; Say' sick' when you are sick; Say' recovery' when you are in good health; When a person dies, he says' death', but the beheaded prisoner can't call it that. He says' execution' ... "

The next day, a pig got swine fever. The little swineherd quickly said something important to the rich man.

Too popular to speak for a long time.

The little swineherd went on to say, "If the master doesn't want to' execute' this' own master', let him' die'!"

What should the little swineherd say if he obeys the orders of the rich?

"Dear Sir, there is a' householder' who is ill. I'm afraid it will be difficult for him to recover if he is told to have a meal without sleeping. It is better to execute him! "

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Supplementary question: It is best to be in the second grade. ...

Wenzhou Zhou

There was a rich man named Zhu, who said it was taboo. Wenzhou people were talkative. He said to Xiao Zhu, who had just entered the customs, "I remember the family rules. You told me not to bring the word' David' (pig), just call the owner or the owner himself; Speak politely at ordinary times, and don't say vulgar slang. For example, say' rice' when eating; Sleep and say' bed'; Say' sick' when you are sick; The disease is good enough to "recover"; The dead say' dead', but the beheaded prisoner can't make a phone call, but say' execution' ..... "

The next day, a pig got swine fever. Zhu Guan excitedly said something to the little rich man.

Talk to the rich man for a long time.

Xiao Zhuguan went on to say: "If the bureaucrat doesn't want to' execute' this' old residence', let him' die'!"

Contact before and after, if the rich man orders, what does Xiao Zhutong say?

"There is a kind of' master is sick himself' when he is old. He is told to' eat' instead of' eat', and he is told to' bed' instead of' bed'. I'm afraid it is already difficult to' recover', so it is better to' execute'!"

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