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What do you want to say after taking CET-4 and CET-6?

After passing CET-4, I just want to say that I spent money on paper again. Haha, it's really amazing. I didn't expect my level to be so excellent and my English to be so outstanding. I haven't passed CET-4 for five years (in fact, I haven't reviewed it either). I didn't like English very much, but I was forced to take CET-4, so I can only convince you. Why didn't I come to a language level? I thought my language was 65438+. Although English is poor, English is not the name of our country, but Chinese is. In fact, universities require Grade Four, failing to meet the standards or even graduating. Alas, fortunately, my brother was lucky, and once the score crossed the school line, haha! !

First, every time I translate a question, it is a moment for me to show my pinyin skills.

Alas, I am really speechless with English translation questions. For the translation questions of Band 4, I always show my pinyin skills at some point, because I don't use many words every time. My vocabulary has always been at the junior high school level, so every time I see a translation question, my head is big. Oh, my God, my God, why is this bullshit translation topic again, Yangtze River? Yellow River? How to translate it? There used to be lanterns and dragon lanterns, and I used pinyin. At least one third of the whole translation is pinyin, alas! ! I can't help it. My Chinese level is good, so I guessed this situation. At least my pinyin is good.

Secondly, once a lesbian (desk) gave me some templates and made me take the 390 exam.

Under normal circumstances, my CET-4 score is about 300, but once my female deskmate gave me a set of papers with some templates of my composition, and he told me to read them, saying that they were predicted by their teachers, so I read the questions that night and recited the templates. Later, I went to the exam and found it particularly convenient and much easier than before. Later, when I checked the results, I found that it was actually 390. I was so happy. Finally, I don't have to worry about the limit of school scores. I'm so happy, wow, God bless me, my father! !

Third, the general situation is that when you feel good about yourself, your test scores are very poor.

I don't know if others feel this way. Every time I do well in English, I feel that I didn't do well in the exam, but when I feel good after the exam, I don't do well in the exam. I remember when the freshman English placement exam was held, my classmates and I were both taking the exam, and everyone around us was sleeping, which meant I wanted to go to primary school. I answered the question seriously. I think I should at least do well in the exam. As a result, I felt that I was excellent after the exam. After the result came out, I was forced. What's the matter? My grades are even lower than those of people who sleep. Then why did I answer for so long? ! I can't write too much if I scribble, meow! ! !