A little joke about technology

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1. The famous German physician Johann Scheelein not only has superb medical skills, but also his inspiration The traditional teaching method is also praised by others. In an internship class, he told college students: "As a doctor, you should have two qualities: first, be strict about cleanliness; second, have keen observation. When diagnosing diabetes, some old doctors I often taste the patient’s urine with my own mouth.” After saying that, Shelain gave a demonstration to the students – dipping a finger into a small cup containing urine, then putting it into his mouth and licking it. . After completing this action, Sherlain asked the students: "Who will try it again?" A diligent student still tasted the urine. Shelain shook his head and said to him: "Classmate, you are indeed not a germophobe, which is good, but you have no observation skills. You didn't notice that just now I dipped my middle finger into the small cup and licked my ring finger instead." ”

2. The German physicist Kirchhoff (1824-1887) once held a lecture and pointed out that the black line seen in the solar spectrum proves that there is gold in the sun. ?A banker who came to listen to the lecture sneered at Kirchhoff and said: "If you can't get it from the sun, then what is the use of such gold?"? Later Kirchhoff was awarded a gold medal for his discoveries in spectroscopic analysis. Gold medal, he showed the medal to the banker and said: "Look, I finally got gold from the sun."?

3. The famous German physicist Wilhelm Konra De R?ntgen (1845-1923) discovered a special type of radiation in 1895, named R?ntgen rays, which we often call "X" rays, causing a sensation throughout Germany. ? Soon, Roentgen received a letter ordering X-rays from him by mail. Roentgen said humorously in his reply: "Currently, I have no stock of As ordered. Please send me the ribcage! ”

4. An American, a Japanese and an indigenous person take a bath together. Suddenly, the American's arm rang. The American pressed his arm and the ringing stopped. The American said proudly: This is our new technology. As long as a chip is transplanted into the arm, it can be used as a B.B. call machine. . After a while, the Japanese's palm also rang. The Japanese picked up his palm and whispered in his ear. The other people were even more surprised. The Japanese proudly said: This is also our latest technology. By implanting a chip in the palm of your hand, your palm can be used as a mobile phone. The aboriginal man went to the toilet silently with low self-esteem. After a while, he came back with half a piece of toilet paper in his butt because he had not wiped it clean. The Americans and Japanese laughed and asked the natives, "What is that?" The native suddenly had an idea and said: .........Oh! A fax has been sent