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What's the smell of cold joke grass?

1, I picked a mobile phone today and wanted to return it to the owner, so I found a number in his mobile phone and called (the owner's sister). After the other party connected, I said, brother, what's the matter? I said, are you the sister of the owner of this mobile phone? I found your brother's cell phone! She listened and said, oh, wait a minute. Then I hung up. In about a minute. The phone rang, and as soon as I answered it, I heard that the other person was a woman and said, brother, I found your phone.

Two cows are eating grass together. The green cow asked the black cow, "Hello! What's the smell of your grass? " The black cow said, "Strawberry flavor!" The green cow leaned down and took a bite, and shouted angrily, "You lied to me!" " The black cow gave him a contemptuous look and replied, "Idiot, I said grass is tasteless."

3. Some people in Guangxi speak Mandarin with inaccurate pronunciation and often with obvious local accent. It is common to read empty as public, which leads to the following joke: when friends are far away, dinner is usually a plate of snails, and the host picks up a snail and says, public! Then throw it away. Clip another one and say: man! Throw away, mutter: it's a man again. My friend was surprised and thought: awesome, Guangxi people are awesome, even male and female snails can see it!