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Life is a long period of self-entertainment. Pleasing others is just cleverness, and pleasing yourself every day is the last word.

Don't say sorry to me. Sorry can only bring you peace of mind, not my relief.

The best way to love someone is to manage yourself well and give each other a quality lover. If you don't try your best to be nice to someone, that person will love you desperately. Earthly feelings inevitably have a realistic side: you are valuable and your contribution is valued.

No one can understand how much happiness or sadness there was in your story except yourself. There is no empathy in this world, so don't open your own wounds and complain to others stupidly. There are more people who sprinkle salt than doctors in this world. Slowly, slowly, we will be lonely forever. We have our own troubles, and no one can comfort or save anyone. We will grow up eventually, and the darkest road will be completed alone.

The real disappointment is not cursing, crying or losing your temper with you, but keeping silent. I don't think everything you do has anything to do with me.

When you know a lot of true and false things, you don't have so much bitterness. You become more and more silent and don't want to say it.

If you can't open it, just take it. If you can't let go, just remember. I can't bear it, just keep it. One day ... my back can't move, so I will relax! I can't remember clearly, so I put it down! If you can't stay, you will be willing to give up! So don't care too much about some things. Turn a blind eye and it will pass. Cherish the people in front of you and do the things in front of you. Everything is wonderful!

The most superficial relationship is that you made a mistake and made him forget all your goodness.

Don't confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality comes from who I am and my attitude depends on who you are.

Sentences expressing self-amusement, poverty and happiness.

Sentence (1) 1. Flowers bloom into the sea, and my thoughts are a disaster. If you don't come, I will grow old.

One day you will meet a good girl. She doesn't want your house, your car, your diamonds and your money, and of course she doesn't want you!

Nutrition experts say that people who eat less are not easy to get old, which is true: a friend of mine doesn't eat every day, and now he will get old forever.

The best state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

The difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside for a long time.

As long as you are not dead, don't treat yourself as a waste.

7. Look at weighing scale's ego. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

8. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I think I will awaken the wild power in me!

9. There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.

10. There is always someone in this world who is your missing and your warmth.

1 1. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps well.

12. Life is looking for sugar in glass slag, which may be sweet or fishy.

13. Happiness is that when you are bored to a certain extent, someone still giggles with you.

14. Everything in this world may be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

15. Simple greetings every day. Good morning. Self. Good night. Me, too.

16. Less excuses, bigger mind, sweeter mouth, less anger, faster action, higher efficiency, less troubles, more smiles, more diligence and closer to success.

17. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

18. Drinking alcohol three times a day often confuses sleep with sleep. The emaciated body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

20. If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can continue to be busy for the next one.

2 1. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

When we are young, we all make mistakes. Next year, the teacher will call the girl aunt and the boy uncle, so now we will pay back the money sooner or later!

Give me a chance to be a dog, and I will pounce on you without hesitation.

24. Enjoy yourself and worry about yourself! Learn to live by yourself for the rest of your life.

25. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

26. But I have a fierce side and a gentle side.

27. Long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

28. If I am angry, then everyone will push you down, and the Lord will push me to be comfortable and not be scolded for me.

I know you don't think of me as a number, but in fact I don't care about you.

If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.

3 1. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

32. Do what you have to do. Good morning!

33. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, then blue, then purple, then green, and finally he left me.

34. Find a person who is as warm as the sun and bask away all the insignificant sadness for you.

35. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

36. How did you live so big without a gentle mouth and long legs?

I was still sleeping when the sun came out. I'll see you in the underworld.

There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

39. One day when you don't go out, you will practice beauty behind closed doors.

40. Failure is the mother of success, so who is the father of success? Transfer me ten yuan, and you will pay successfully.

4 1. Meng Jiangnv cried the Great Wall dry red, and the White Snake was covered in water.

42. They are all too powerful to hide all their sadness with a smile, so they will end up so sad and annihilated.

43. On the nth day when I couldn't go out, I began to eat on the balcony and see the outside world.

44. No matter how arrogant a woman is, she will be defeated by dysmenorrhea once a month. No matter how arrogant a man is, he is afraid that a conscious woman will cry.

45. The recent wish is: close your eyes and sleep, and you will be there when you open your eyes.

46. Being a teacher is a kind of practice! Teachers' practice results are different! Don't be anxious, please yourself, be generous, be strict with yourself, don't forget your initial heart and live in the sun!

47. Looking through the mobile phone for thousands of times, looking out from the room where I live, the sunshine outside is quite bright, and sticking to my position does not add chaos.

48. I hope you will be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems you encounter can always be solved, things you like can't be missed, and people you like happen to be around. In summer, there is cool shade, and in winter, there is warm sun to keep people warm.

49. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

50. If life is divided into two parts, the first part is called not hesitating, and the second part is called not regretting.

5 1. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is helpless.

52. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

53. Violence can't solve problems, but it can ease anger.

54. Getting up early can really do many things, for example, going to bed again.

I don't remember a line in any movie: when a good friend fails the exam, you will feel sad; But when your best friend won the first prize, you felt even worse.

56. Let your past drive you to grow, not add more resentment.

57. What is love? It's just that two people are ugly like monkeys, and they are worried that the other person will be robbed, so they squat.

58. Wear school pants if your legs are thick, and read more if you are ugly.

Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

60. I am very satisfied with myself. I don't feel bad about myself. No one feels sad about it. Now my mentality is to make money and be happy.

6 1. You young people just take money too seriously! Don't put anything on the table. What if the wind blows away?

62. Family music, family music, students take classes online at home. The teacher writes on the blackboard on the screen and the parents sit together.

63. I eat every day. I am tired every day. I am proud of sleeping every day.

64. I can kill you with the keyboard, and I can also make you feel ashamed with my beauty.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

66. In fact, in this world, no one dares to bet against time, because it will be a failed gamble, and no one can have a chance to win time. When we are all white-haired, time is as green as ever.

67. No princess needs the queen's heart, and no one will always treat you as a treasure.

68. "You are no longer single dog after military training." "What's that?" "It's a military dog."

It is best to have someone to talk with you, but in the future, you should learn to be alone and enjoy yourself. Discover the fun of quiet enjoyment! Happy in my heart and healthy in my body! Come on! Bless yourself! Bless family, relatives and friends! Bless the world!

70. When a friend's invitation is rejected, there will be a long time to lift the bottle.

Happy personality signature for self-entertainment.

1: I am afraid that one day I will touch you and accompany you to the end.

He said to Chen Yi, Zhao Mosheng, you run too slowly. How did I let you catch up with you in the first place

3. The person I like has a warm heart and soul.

4: You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning.

I know I can't say such touching sweet words to please you.

7: It is a kind of respect not to disturb your predecessor.

8. I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover if you can be a friend.

9: Even if I think that you are in a bad mood, I can't help smiling.

10: The whole world knows that I like you. Are you a pig?

1 1: I dreamed that my male god dreamed of me, and my dreams were the opposite. You mean my male god dreamed of me?

12: Do you think you are just poor at math? In fact, you are very poor in every subject, especially math.

13: You can't leave Ni Hui Happiness after reading it.

14: I crossed the mountains and the sea, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

15: Are you happy only to hear about him?

16: "My adolescent rebellion is nothing compared with my sister's violent childhood! 』

17: I realized that the bride meant to take over his mother and then take care of her son.

18: The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

19: Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

20: What is tenderness? It is when tofu is sandwiched with chopsticks.

2 1: Your head is too ugly to kill Matt. I don't want to communicate with you and make friends.

I will use my grades to prove how happy I am in these five months.

After all, everyone has been in each other's hearts for such a long and wonderful time.

We lost time after all. Let's talk. It's too late to review! !

25: Does the strangeness of old age and death count as your long-term love?

Ten years later, it was the man who fell in love at the age of sixteen or seventeen who entered the marriage hall. How proud it is.

You should be happy that although I didn't look for you, I can stay in a separate group.

Give me a Chen Yi, and I will be as brave as Zhao Mosheng.

29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.

30: I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time, and even holding a pickled chicken claw feels tender and delicate.

3 1: I miss you very much. You suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you and told you how much I missed you.

I remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhibo.

Teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen, you have to pretend to be strong and go on.

You don't have to skip meals all your life because of jealousy.

35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer ... I don't want to.

36: Cold boiled water can quench thirst, and the true feelings are touching.

37: [I selfishly hope that you will be happy because of me]

You are my sunshine, which I can't refuse even if I want to.

I love you very much, so don't persuade me to give up.

If a person I hate confesses to me, I won't hate him anymore, because I can't refuse a man with vision.

4 1: The best people will tolerate all your anxiety at the intersection.

42 years old: At first glance, you don't look good. If you look carefully, you might as well see it at first sight!

Not everyone can be as long and lonely as Chen Yi.

44: [I'm afraid I won't get used to it after separating your good dependence]

45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

You see, when I stand on tiptoe, I can put my arm around your neck and lean against you in flat shoes, so that I can stick to your heart. You see how suitable we are.

47: [Snow White's story tells us that seven diaosi's companionship for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai. ]

I have missed you for a long time.

49-year-old: What's it like to suddenly hate someone ... I don't even want to give a spicy strip to ta!

50: We agreed to go to Whitehead together. You can't bake oil secretly.

5 1: It is the happiest time to have a blue sky around you.

Don't leave me. I can't walk alone in this drift from place to place.

53: We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen names and their heads.

54: 54: Neighbors with unencrypted WiFi are good neighbors.

55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought I was sad. You'll understand.

56: Girls should not find too handsome boys as boyfriends, but leave them all to men.

Except two of a kind, all deep love is sad.

If you get old overnight, I will still love you as before.

59: The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends, but to protect you as a boyfriend.

I know some people will leave me, whether I want to face it or not.

6 1: Avril Ramona Lavigne said that only women know who a bitch is. .

62: I couldn't stop laughing after listening to other people's jokes. As a result, even the air became cold.

Summary of humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself (Part I) 1. A little red dust paints life, and the afterlife is silent. Flowers bloom in four seasons, you are happy and I am sad!

2. Life is too hard. Good thing I'm so cute.

3. Ten thousand horses walk across Pingchuan. Fighter planes swept by, and the volume was outrageous.

As you sow, you reap, and you make me lovely.

5. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, walking in the spring with a smile. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.

6. There is no room, so you have no mother-in-law.

I warn you, don't giggle at me when I am angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

8. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

10. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

1 1. I would rather forgive others myself than let others forgive you.

12. I am kind and lovely, but if you insist on telling me the truth, I suggest you die.

13. Since you are far away, don't ask the way home, because any journey will have an end. Shaoguang changes, the seasons change, and you can ride home in just one reincarnation. At that time, the oblique plum branches have reached the wall courtyard, and they are the first to bring you the news of spring.

14. Be someone else's baby and stay out of my muddy water.

15. The math teacher led us to swim in the ocean of learning. He went ashore and we drowned.

16. Stretch and bask in the sun. Life is too short to be sexy.

17. We gave the best time to the school, but the school embarrassed us with exams.

18. Civilized people are more experienced and smarter barbarians.

19. But 17 1 1 I have a fierce side and a gentle side.

20. I have been to many places while you are away, but only when you are here will the scenery become a landscape.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself (Chapter II) 2 1. I finally live a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

22. Why are you getting up? I just got up yesterday.

23. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

24. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beautiful woman in a messy room.

25. "Say, what else can you eat?" "You will be hungry."

26. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I listen so silly on the other end.

27. Talking to people you don't know is nonsense. The person who is destined to belong to you, your existence can awaken all his feelings.

28. The world is small, but I still lost you.

29. Love and bread will exist, but don't forget to bring your brain.

30. Home of the mouth, laugh and laugh, and have a heartbeat every day.

3 1. Never be fat, otherwise the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe that you are a beggar.

32. It's hard to be idle. I had a good time after two days' rest.

Every heartless person has a history of caring for others.

I made a mistake at school. The teacher called my parents. May I say that my parents are not here? The teacher said yes. The next day, I carried my three-year-old brother on my back and set foot on the road of no return.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

36. I feel great progress.

37. Why is my ex-girlfriend still paying attention to me? God replied: knowing that you are not doing well, she is relieved.

38. When happiness comes too easily, sadness is not far away.

39. If a friend who chats well with you online suddenly ignores you, you should reflect on whether you are taking selfies online.

40. Success in recent years can be divided into three categories: login success, download success and payment success.

Humorous sentences that amuse oneself (Chapter 3) 4 1. I am particularly hard-working. I thought for a while, but I only managed the first four words.

42. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19 virus. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV programs, three meals and two meals.

43. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find someone who leaks.

44. Don't say I'm your baby, I'm your only one, and I'm your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

45. The best state is to see the darkness and pain of the world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

46. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

47. If I am angry, then everyone will push you down, and the Lord will push me to be comfortable and not be scolded for me.

48. People who are hopeless for all kinds of drugs are hopeless.

49. I hope you will be treated well now and in the future. Difficulties or problems you encounter can always be solved, things you like can't be missed, and people you like happen to be around. In summer, there is cool shade, and in winter, there is warm sun to keep people warm.

50. A few days ago, I saw a boy wearing a school uniform on the phone, and his voice was too loud: "How many times have I said it! We broke up! I'm from! You are one year old! This is from the last century! Do you understand or not? Old woman! You're not for me! Stop pestering me! " Hearing this, my veins stood out suddenly and violently with my ID card. It turns out that I come from the last century.

5 1. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Don't regret forever! Read the first word of each sentence together!

52. Who says life is boring? We are all living. Are we bored every day?

If you are willing to tear my heart layer by layer, I will tell you that you will go to jail.

54. Fat people will never feel the hardships of thin people.

The ugly duckling turned into a white swan, not only because it worked hard, but also because its parents were white swans.

56. You can walk 5000 steps in a house of 150 square meters every day.

I'm not afraid of death, so it's boring to hide in any corner.

58. Looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

59. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.