Kneel for a funny joke.

1, in junior high school, I danced rubber bands with my female classmates during recess. Jumping and jumping, I suddenly wanted to put P, but at this time, the boy I had a crush on for a long time happened to pass by. I tried to hold back this P, and every time I jumped out, it was 1/5 P, with a sharp and short voice until I finished, and there was a ***5 voice. . . . . .

2. When I was in college, I skipped a horrible group dance, which required violent actions such as squatting quickly and lifting my legs high. Everyone can't practice for a few days. They are all blue, and some leg muscles are still tense. I was seriously injured. I went to class in the afternoon, and when I got to the third floor, I couldn't lift one leg at all, so I went up hard and simply sent that leg up. Walking, I heard a girl at the back say to her boyfriend, "Schools in big cities are more formal. In our hometown, people with polio can't go to school at all. " I feel dizzy ...

3. Yesterday, I visited the countryside, which really made me feel proud! The two of us were watching the crops grow on the way in the field that day, and we saw a group of foreigners gesticulating around a local farmer from a distance. Out of curiosity, I quietly walked not far behind them to hear what they said.

Those foreigners (probably Americans), while turning over a pamphlet similar to an English-Chinese dictionary, read in very nonstandard Chinese: I, how did I get there, the periphery. .....

I think, oh, I think I'm asking for directions. I wonder what our peasant brothers will say when they see foreigners.

The peasant brothers looked blank. I thought to myself, alas, eldest brother's comprehension ability is too low.

When foreigners see that he doesn't understand, they are even more anxious: we, me, everyone, go, go, want. .....

The farmer's brother still looks blank. ...

Foreigners are more anxious and start stamping their feet and sweating. ...

At this time, this 50-year-old farmer said something to this group of dancing Americans, which made me feel that I gained the most from going to the countryside this time: Can you speak English?

4. After that row of seats, only one pair of deskmates are men. The teacher actually said to them, "You can do it, why don't you have a wife!" . . The whole class was dumbfounded .

5. This is a super classic. In high school, the couple and their classmates Z (female) and Q (male) were put on the first table at the door and the last table diagonally opposite by the teacher, but the couple still handed notes every day, because it was too far away, so they used to throw them. One day, I don't know why it's so inch. Q threw a piece of paper "sou" in the past, just as our teacher came in and hit the teacher directly. The teacher picked up the paper and gave Q a good kick. He opened the paper. "Let you live every day. Show me what it has passed!" " Just read it.

That's what the note says

"Z, you said that the two of us pass notes like this every day, and it will be fun to hit the teacher one day."

6. When two students in the department fight, the responsibility is entirely on the beating side. They were asked to make a review at the grade meeting. The bad guy wrote a long and violent self-criticism, mentioning the details of the fight, saying: We were having dinner at that time, and we had an argument over a problem. As a student cadre, I was patient and polite to him based on the principle of seeking truth from facts, but he suddenly pointed a bright thing at me, and I couldn't restrain my inner indignation any longer ... The bad guy was silent for a few seconds and said, rice spoon.

7. Tell me about my mother. Once she went to the bank to withdraw money. On the way, she took a kitchen knife to sharpen the knife in the vegetable market. After grinding the knife first, she took a cold and shiny kitchen knife and went straight into the bank ... The kitchen knife didn't even have a bag or anything, so she took the kitchen knife and walked into the bank, then put the knife on the counter and said, "Take the money!" ..... Afterwards, she boasted to my dad and me that the ladies in the bank were all green. ...

8. When I was in junior high school, my deskmate pointed to the meat line of my elbow and said, "This is called the virgin line. A woman with this is a virgin."

One day, my mother and I took a bus. We had no seats, so we had to pull the lever. Suddenly, I saw a meat line on my mother's arm and said happily, "Mom, you are a virgin."

I was very happy at that time, my mother was sweating profusely, and the whole car was sweating wildly.

9. A brother in our dormitory keeps a cactus.

Later, he put the cactus on the windowsill, which was the special place where he hung his socks. He said he put it there to purify the air.

A week later, the cactus was rotten.

10 On the way to school with some classmates, classmate A accidentally stepped on a horse gourd cover and his foot fell off. Fortunately, we caught him in time, but his feet were still soaked in BB in the horse gourd. ...

After I lifted him up, I observed the horse gourd cover. This horse gourd is built near my home. It's okay to walk past it often. I tried to step on it with one foot and didn't turn it over. I have neither feet.

I said curiously to my classmates who were rubbing BB on their feet: You don't know how long it is. You can't turn it if I step on it. Then he jumped twice and the lid of the horse gourd suddenly turned over. . . .

No one will catch me because other students are cleaning A's shoes. . .

1 1, there was a serious traffic jam on an American highway, and a man came to a driver's window and said; Terrorists hijacked Bush and demanded 1 ten thousand dollars. If they don't give it, they will light the gasoline on Bush. I'm here to raise money. "The driver asked," How much has been raised now? " The man replied, "60 lighters. "

12, buy a new Beijing jeep. Bad luck began to arrival.

There is a sign "4x4" and "=16" on the back of the car.

Shit!

Appear n times in a row!

I'd rather draw it myself than let others draw it! ! !

Shortly after my book "= 16" was published ... a tick was added at the back.

13, the unit leader is young, but he knows nothing about computers. One day, he came back from training in other places and asked Xiao Wang to apply for an email. After a while, he asked if the application was done. Xiao Wang agreed, and he immediately said: Then copy my email with a USB flash drive and install it on my computer.

14, today my friend bought a bottle of coke. After opening the can, he saw a line saying that the shelf life in the bottle was low, so his friend turned the coke bottle upside down and all the coke dripped out. . . .

15 One of my classmates from Guangdong pointed to an fried egg in the canteen one day and said, "Give me an fried egg." . . . Faint in the back

16, very brave when I was a child. Once in kindergarten, the doctor vaccinated us, and the teacher taught us earnestly: "Which child is brave? Let's see where the bravest child is, the first one to come to the doctor's aunt? " After asking for a long time, no one paid attention to her and everyone shrank back. Later, I strode to the doctor. The teacher said happily, "XXX is the bravest …" Before I finished, I grabbed all the needles on the table and threw them out of the window. My father told me all this when I grew up.

17, I bought a bag of northeast rice yesterday and took it home to have a closer look. The origin is "Liaoning Hi-tech Park in Heilongjiang Province", damn it!

18, my computer level is very poor, but in order to evaluate my professional title, I have to bite the bullet and take the computer exam. Unfortunately, there was something wrong with my eyes the day before, so I had to wear an eye patch to take the exam. This question is really great. I don't understand at all. There is only one word to describe my mood at that time: dizzy! Plus, my eyes felt bad, so I pretended to answer for a while, and then I fell asleep unconsciously on my desk. When I opened my sleepy eyes, I saw two numbers of 60 floating on the screen, "Ah, I passed!" " I couldn't help crying. "You see, that's a screensaver! What are you yelling about! "

19, my wife came home and said it was strange to see a sign when driving, which said, "Fuck me, fuck you, fuck everyone." After my field trip, I came to the conclusion that "health depends on me and you depend on everyone" is gone.

20, the bus after school, packed like a sardine can, a mm managed to squeeze up, grabbed a seat next to the driver, but there was nowhere to help, so we had to hold the ballot box to keep balance.

In the chaos, the driver suddenly braked at a corner. In desperation, mm had to hold on to the change box. Unexpectedly, she pulled out the dilapidated change box ... all the passengers in the car looked at her and smiled. And the driver also spoke at this time: Miss, we are in small business.

Please go easy on me ~

2 1, I met a foreigner in wuyi avenue the day before yesterday. I think he is American. Behind is a large group of people pointing fingers.

Diandian, it's rude. I thought, "What kind of scandal is this? Lose the face of China people! ! "

So I shouted "Hi" to the foreigner.

He looked back at me, and I stepped forward and smiled politely: "Do you know them?"

After that, I couldn't help secretly admiring myself. I have nothing to say about this English level!

But the foreigner didn't frown and said in broken Chinese, "Is it deep (third sound)?"

A wave of fear came over me-really? Li Yang and I have been crazy for so long that we can't even understand such a simple sentence!

I never give up: "Where are you from". I said it word for word this time.

Who knows that he even frowned: "I used Chinese characters."

Oh, dead foreigner! Show off your Chinese in front of me! !

Hum, I asked grumpily, "Where are you from?"

This time he understood and grinned: "New General (Xinjiang)".

This joke is harmless. Lz Although I am Han, my hometown is in Xinjiang. Please don't go anywhere in Xinjiang. )

22. On a rainy day, my wife went out shopping and hurried back soon after going out.

"Honey, I'm back."

"What's the matter? Didn't you go shopping? "

"I'm going to find my husband, my husband, my car is broken!"

"How did it break?"

"The carburetor is flooded!"

"I'm dizzy, how can carburetor water! Check carefully what is wrong. "

"There is water in the carburetor!"

"I don't think you even know what a carburetor is. Why is there water in that place? I'd better go and see for myself! Where does the car park? "

"In the pond."

"........"

23. I remember an interesting thing I heard before. The chaos in Guangzhou Railway Station is famous all over the country. A woman was walking beside the station, and a man tore off his necklace and ran away from behind. A young man saw it and wanted to chase it. The woman said, stop chasing. What he robbed me was fake, and I tore off his necklace. It's real gold.

24. A man in the office, whom we call a "bitch". Just now, he ran to my computer and asked me to receive mail. He saw a> suddenly, I was very happy and excited: "Ah, there is a bitch, let me see who is a bitch!" " I grabbed the mouse and opened it. It was all emails from him. I was speechless and sweaty. ......

25. I woke up in a daze in the morning and remembered that there was a meeting this morning, so I had breakfast in a hurry and left home before my wife got up. I always felt uncomfortable with my shoes and socks along the way, as if I had entered a few stones, but I didn't have time to take off my shoes to see them. I finally started working, which is strange to say. I feel much more comfortable in socks, and my shoes are not particularly sour. The meeting was coming soon, so I didn't care too much. It's noon after the meeting. See if there are any missed calls on my mobile phone. It's my wife. Go back at once. "Hey, wife, I was in a meeting just now. What's the matter? " "Nothing, hehe, is the chocolate delicious?" "Chocolate" "Yes, you are still playing dumb with me! Hehe! " So I remembered that yesterday was Christmas Eve, so I remembered the socks that were put on the chair, so I remembered that those socks were always sour, so I remembered that they are not so sour now. . . . . .

26. There was a fierce quarrel between the two men before the game.

A excitedly said to B, "You are a piece of shit.

I will eat you! ! "……

I was just about to say I'm going to beat you ...

27. One day, we visited a square. There are white pigeons everywhere in the square. A child was busy feeding pigeons ... suddenly a gray-black pigeon flew to him. He waved the pigeon away and murmured, "Go back and take a bath first, and I'll give you food." 』

28. One day, I wanted to go to the window of the world, but I came back by bus. As soon as I got on the bus, there were seats on both sides, so I took the left row. The conductor asked, "Where to?" I said, "Window to the world." The conductor said, "Sit back, the window of the world is opposite." I thought to myself, this conductor is so busy that I have to take care of where I sit. So I sit in the seat on the right.

29. I have dysmenorrhea. I dare not touch cold water during dysmenorrhea. I don't want to do anything. My husband always says that I am delicate, how painful it can be. I don't understand, alas.

Once, he came to me seriously and told me not to do anything when I got there. He took care of everything. I asked him what happened and how he began to understand. He said that in order to experience my pain, he brought sanitary napkins for three days, which was really unbearable. ...

I was very moved at that time, but men wearing sanitary napkins may feel worse than women. ...

30, one of my classmates is a Christian, and I feel a little possessed. School should do morning exercises in the morning, and he thinks that teachers must also get up early to do exercises, otherwise it is unfair. So I went straight to the headmaster to negotiate. The headmaster paused and said, where are you from? My classmate said affectionately that I was sent by God to save you. Client: ×※% () ￥××※%

3 1, anyone who has been to McDonald's or KFC knows that after you order, the salesperson will loudly announce your order.

Last time I stood in line at McDonald's, a MM in front said to the clerk, "I want a chicken nugget."

As a result, the assistant loudly replied:

"Do you want a piece of chicken manure? Eat here or pack? "

32. I ate a pot with my colleagues, and the fuel was almost burned out. Colleagues asked the waiter to add wine. The waiter brought a small bucket of liquid alcohol, and my colleague picked up the small spoon inside and poured it into the stove. The spoon was also sent in and burned. My colleague gave a "ah" in a panic, then tried his best to calmly take out a small spoon and threw it into the bucket held by the waiter next to him. So the waiter held a small bucket of fiery red.

33, Mommy, I 13 years old. "

"I know."

"Then can I wear a bra?"

"no"

"But my sister 13 started wearing bras."

"When I say no, I just can't."

"Then can I use tampons?"

"no"

"My sister 13 years old started using sanitary napkins."

"I said, no"

"Then I ............."

"Shut up, you silly son."

When I was a child, I went to the zoo to see the big bear. As a result, the bear was mad that day and kept shaking his head there ~ ~ ~ ~ Suddenly, a swallow slammed into my face!

I will never go to the zoo again!

35. In high school, I forgot the specific name of a text. In a passage, a husband who was about to leave home for war said to his wife, "I'm leaving. You must take good care of your family. Pay attention to the safety of parents and children, and never let the enemy traitors catch them. " A classmate read aloud: "I'm leaving. You must take good care of your home." Pay attention to the safety of parents and children, and never let the enemy catch the rape. "The whole class laughed, and the teacher didn't get up on the desk for a long time. ...

36. I was sitting behind my husband's motorcycle the other day, arguing loudly about a problem. Suddenly, I felt something in my mouth, sweet and coconut-flavored. I remember, I haven't eaten coconut in 1 year recently. So I dug up the residue in my mouth. At first glance, this is a spider. T_T！ ! !

So spiders are coconuts!

37. Accompanied by a group interpreter, I sat in the hotel lobby with the tour guide MM, waiting for the card, and a pair of foreigners sat not far away.

MM: American devils or British devils?

Me: I don't even have an accent.

I think it is Germany or France.

Me: They are not Italian devils anyway. They have dark hair and curly hair.

By this time, they got up and were probably ready to go back to their rooms. When passing by us, the man smiled at me, and the stunned one said, We are Finnish devils. Look, I am blond and curly.

I'm black, shua shua.

= =|||

38. I once invited a friend to dinner. I ordered more than n dishes and suddenly found that I didn't bring my wallet at all! ! I'm dizzy, but I'm not saying that the food after that is like chewing wax to me. I just want to get through this. Then I suddenly remembered, picked up my mobile phone and pretended to dial a phone. I yelled at the phone for a long time and said some nonsense, saying nothing about why I took my wallet. At this time, my friend said shyly, I paid, I paid, you didn't know your husband took the wallet. It doesn't matter. ) Just when I was happy that this white lie was about to succeed, suddenly the phone rang loudly in my ear. ...

39.MM came to my dormitory for the first time and was curious to see the cup I brushed my teeth hanging upside down on the windowsill.

MM: "It's strange, how can there be mud in the cup where you brush your teeth?"

Then I twisted and twisted hard, and the bottom of my cup was torn off violently. ...

MM inexplicably: "This thing has no bottom! How do you usually brush your teeth? "

One noon in senior three, my deskmate (a narcissist who seems to be sorry for everyone) had nothing to do, so I picked up the mirror of the girl in front of him and looked at it. He couldn't stand the light, so he had to yell at the mirror on a whim: "Mirror mirror, who is the most handsome person in the world?"

Who knows, a dramatic scene happened at this time. The colliding mirror slipped from my deskmate's hand and broke into pieces. That mirror would rather be smashed to pieces in order to live up to its conscience.

Everyone who witnessed this scene laughed silly, and my deskmate looked blank.

4 1 One of my classmates went to my uncle's house in the countryside during the summer vacation and borrowed an air pistol from him to shoot birds in the mountains. He didn't shoot for a day. When he came home at night, he found many toads in a pit near the village, so he was happy to shoot one by one. The next day, he heard that many of his uncle's bullfrogs were killed for no reason.

42. At the mobilization meeting for earthquake relief yesterday, the director suggested that everyone should be able to donate blood, whether it is type A, type B or type C. ...

43. Before the evening self-study, the front desk turned around and asked, "Have you eaten potatoes, boiled potatoes, and boiled potatoes?"

I only heard my deskmate whisper, "I haven't eaten yet!" " "

44. A classmate in college has very small eyes. Under normal circumstances, there seems to be only one crack. One day, after lunch in the canteen, I was absorbed in watching TV. A cleaner in the canteen walked by in surprise and said, "classmate, how did you fall asleep here after dinner?" "

45. At Shenyang Railway Station when I was in college, I was waiting in the waiting room, and a beggar next to me asked for money. There is a bald devil sitting next to me, as if he had just been released. Beggars begged one by one with broken hats, and everyone next to them took them away. . . I'm trying to avoid it. . The beggar came up to me, hesitated, passed me and went to find someone else. ...

46. When I was in college, one day a boy chatted with me and said that he had his feet done yesterday. He was almost angry. I asked what was going on. He said that the person who massaged him felt pain when he pressed a place on his foot. He said that pain means that there is something wrong with his body here. I feel pain here. What do you think is wrong? I asked very sincerely, and the person who did the massage also answered very sincerely: uterus …

47. I visited the night market that day and saw a booth to buy cloth shoes. I squatted on the ground and began to look through it. Suddenly I found a pair of beautiful ones. The word "Kappa" is printed on the vamp! The boss said that the price is 20 yuan, and I think the workmanship is OK. Actually, I value Kappa more. Deal! When I got home, I looked at the shoes carefully and found a line of small print next to Kappa. At first, I thought it was a label such as manufacturer or factory location. But the more I look at it, the more I feel something is wrong. It says "no food" next to it, depending on the truth. I don't understand this. This tells me "it's not kappa". .......... suddenly felt that the profiteers now are also very real!

48. Go to an ATM to withdraw money once. There are two people in front.

A man put his bank card in and said to the ATM in Sichuan: Take 200 yuan.

For a long time, when they saw that the machine didn't respond, they bowed their heads and whispered. Then, they heard another person say to the ATM in Mandarin: I take 200 yuan. ...

49. When I go home during the Spring Festival, my family is anxious. Before I found a girlfriend, I found someone to introduce me to a girl. I graduated from the University of Political Science and Law last year. I am three years old, and I also work in Beijing. After the blind date, my parents were quite satisfied with the girl. But I think it is unreasonable to delay giving them positive opinions. Later, my mother said this to me in private: Don't think that you are somewhat beautiful and as thin as a bamboo pole. If I were so young, I wouldn't look at you. @@@####%%%%

50. When I was a child, I felt that my father was always watching boring news broadcasts. One day, I finally couldn't help it, so I asked him, Dad, how many episodes are there in a news broadcast? . . . . .

5 1, I remember when I was in the fifth grade of primary school, the head teacher asked a group of junior one students, "Where are you from?" This classmate said, "Yi people", and then asked the second classmate, "What about you? Answer: the second clan.

52, passing a telephone booth

The phone kept ringing, but no one answered.

So I stepped forward, quickly picked up the phone and said calmly.

"Hello motorcycle"

Then calmly hung up the phone.

53. Someone posted on bbs, describing the domestic violence of her cohabiting boyfriend, and asked if we should break up. There is sympathy, and everyone supports her to break up. At this time, some netizens replied: It is good to get married, and two people will beat the children together.

54. I read in the newspaper that a child's father, surnamed Yi, named the child cans. When he registered his household registration, he was rejected by the police, saying that he was irresponsible to his children. ...

55. A friend's classic slip of the tongue: "I have the strength to eat shit!" I put all my strength into sucking milk. pity ...

56. The poor monk knows that his skill is not enough to heal through clothes, and the teacher and the old woman are rude …

57. Wash your hands and put them in hand cream.

A male colleague saw it and leaned in: "I want to wipe it, too." Reach out when you're done.

This colleague is famous for his hairy hair, so I took a look at his hairy paws and blurted out:

"Why are you still wearing hand cream? It's time to apply conditioner! "

58. High school students live in dormitories. One night, I went to a nearby snack bar and bought some cream buns for dinner. Because it was winter, I was afraid that the steamed bread would get cold in the dormitory, so I put it in my arms (the down jacket I was wearing at that time). Suddenly my mother asked me to go out for dinner. One of her college classmates came to see me on business, so I went to a very stylish restaurant. The hostess smiled and bowed to me and said, hello! I tugged at my clothes and a pile of steamed bread rolled out. . .

59. The husband called his daughter and said, "Hello. So-and-so, guess who dad is? "

60. I came home from college one weekend and was walking on the road. It was windy and a black garbage bag came at me. I flashed left and right and buckled it directly on my face. Looking back, my friend squatted on the ground laughing.

6 1, play with classmates, lock people out of the classroom, and then peek through the back door of the classroom. As a result, the back door was unlocked, and when people pushed it, I saw stars in front of me. . .

62. I remember when I was a child, I went to a tape store to buy tapes of the Irish band U2. But I saw only one old man looking after the shop. I was worried that the old man didn't know English, so I went up and asked, "Old man, do you have a U2 tape?" The old man scratched his head, looked at me and said, "Er, you mean U2 (2)! ? "

638 18 my teacher. Once I gave a lecture to the whole class, I was so excited that my teeth fell out. Everyone wants to laugh, but they dare not. Later, with a smile, they saw him wearing false teeth.

During that time, I had a sore throat and took lozenges every day to seek comfort. Later, I asked the leader to reimburse me for the medicine. I think I'll sign it and bring a candy. The leader cared, asked me what happened, bowed his head and opened his mouth, and with a shout, the lozenge came out of his mouth. ...

65. The Ministry staged a play of "Burning Qiu", and everyone used red silk as a flame. The higher the dance, the more it gradually covers the figure of "autumn" ... I don't know whose "creativity" this is. When the "flame" subsided, everyone took a look-the actor changed! Black buddy lying on the stage!

When I was in junior high school, a girl came to MC. I didn't know anything, so I asked her what happened to her ass with great concern. She blushed and said nothing. What is even more depressing is that I brought Yunnan Baiyao from home this afternoon.

67. I go to the hair salon to maintain my hair every week. ...

Yesterday was no exception, being kind to yourself is more important than loving others! ..

Walking into the hair salon ... elegant music and soft lighting ..

I lay on a cotton chair, enjoying the thrill of my scalp. ..

... ((Ding Dong)) .....

A guest came in. ...

About 60 years old, wearing a flowered shirt with the words "Bagua Mountain" written on his chest. ..

Big ears and gray hair.

His face is very red. He seems to have drunk a little wine. ..

Sitting in the seat on my right ... we smiled at each other. ....

The designer asked softly. ...

Designer: Big Brother! How do you want it cut?

Eldest brother didn't speak. He took out his wallet and handed it to the designer slowly. ..

I want to cut like him. ...

The photo taken by the designer. ...

I saw the designer's eyes wide open in the mirror. ....

Designer: Really? Want to cut like him?

Eldest brother nodded (affirmatively): Yes!

Designer: That hair should be all dyed black.

Big Brother: No problem! I will take part in tomorrow's activities.

Big brother: I want to wear the same clothes as him! (Say that finish, I smiled a few times. )

The design assistant whispered to the designer: I guess I'm going to COSPLAY.

Designer: Hmm ~ It's possible.

Designer: Do you want to trim your eyebrows like in the photo?

Big Brother: Do you want to trim your eyebrows? That's good ~ ~ right.

Then the project started.

The old man began to sleep.

In the mirror ~ ~ I saw the old man's hair beginning to look like a shape.

The faces of designers and assistants are getting more and more dignified.

So it's time to dye your hair.

When I looked at the old man in the mirror, I suddenly felt a sense of deja vu.

Eyebrows are almost fixed.

I saw the assistant behind the old man put his hands together and said admiringly.

The designer recited amitabha while repairing.

The music played a spell of great compassion.

~ South ~ Nothing ~ View ~ World ~ Sound ~ Bodhisattva ~

My vision is blurred. I began to cry ~ yes! I was moved.

The old man in front of the mirror ~ ~ ~ yeah!

There is no avalokitesvara in the south to help the poor! (male version)

The designer finally put a small red flower on the old man's head.

Designer/Assistant: OK!

The old man slowly opened his eyes.

Old man: Scare! .......x！ ! What is this, Xiao Tou (Taiwanese)!

The designer picked up the photo: Is it the same as this photo?

Old man: This is not Malik Ma Ying-jeou!

Designer: Ma Ying Nine? Is this the photo you showed us?

The old man took out his wallet ~ only to find that the photo of Mayor Ma was still in his wallet.

What is the photo given by the old man?

The old man grabbed the photo and took a look.

Photos ~ ~ ~ Amitabha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Old man: Where is Amy Tracou? ! Wow ~ ~ ~ I took it wrong!

Designer/Assistant: We thought you were going to COSPLAY tomorrow.

Old man: I will attend my grandson's graduation ceremony tomorrow!

Old man: How can I go now?

Me: You can go to the Nanyang tsunami evocation ceremony. =_=|||

Old man (sobbing): You even cut your eyebrows.

Me: Liu. = = Much more handsome than Ma Yingjiu. . . .

Finally, he was sent out of the departure hall of the giant Buddha at half price. ....

Enough, enough for you to chat for several days, hehe ~ ~ Your wife is so happy!