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Learn to make slogans

1, everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but unfortunately youth is a gecko.

2. When I was a child, smiling was a kind of mood; When you grow up, a smile is an expression.

3. Holding your hand, you will know that your child is ugly and full of tears. If you don't leave, I will leave.

4, a person's life is like taking a shit, sometimes you have worked hard, but all you can pull out is a fart.

You are so good at pretending, how can I have the heart to expose why you don't love you?

6, don't cry at my grave, dirty my path of reincarnation.

7. I cried at first, and now I smile to let it go.

8. On a whim, I used your photo as a computer desktop that day. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!

Male R3n, if you love your daughter R3n, you should trust her.

10, although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

1 1. If you want to excel before others, you must suffer after others.

12, grandpa is from grandson.

13, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.

14, I want to grow old with you accidentally.

15, I will still believe in love, but I won't believe that love can last forever.

16, I am parasitic in your world for another day, and I can't even see my own shadow.

17, I love your special, so I never regret that you have left.

18, if beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!

19. Tongue is longer than teeth, and software is longer than hardware.

20. Protect yourself and care for others. Please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people.

2 1, you said that you, without a diploma, still learn from others, and if you are not smart, you still learn from others!

22. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that you are either too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

24, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, washing and cooking are too tired.

25, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; If people offend me, comity three points; I'll give you an injection if people let me again; People still attack me and kill the grass.

26. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I should at least eat a pair of whales.

I was going to sogou, but I saw a cat flopping about.

28. If you can't dress the woman you love, please stop unbuttoning your hand.

Nice flying, relaxed and happy signature, saying that the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tired.

1. After leaving, I don't think you should forget one thing: don't forget to miss me. When you miss me, don't forget that I miss you too. 2. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

When I woke up, it was dark.

4. People are not smart and bald like others.

I am like a gust of wind, galloping past in this noisy city. They can't see me and I can't see myself. In this way, I felt the feeling of flying, forgot my troubles, lost my irritability and became relaxed.

6. I'm so nervous that my heart beats faster, as if a small ball is jumping around in my heart.

7. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable male.

8. God, it's so blue! Sea water, too salty! Life is too hard! Baozuo, how annoying! And you, decree by destiny! Miss you, insomnia! It's too far to see you!

9. Hatred can never dissolve hatred. Only sympathy can dissolve hatred. This is the eternal truth.

10. When you received this message, you also received a girl without sadness and clover from me. A girl without sadness can make you forget your troubles, and clover can bring you luck and happiness. Just smile, okay?

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12. Work hard! ! For your Audi, my Dior.

13. Instead of regretting the past, it is better to grasp the present and work hard for the future!

14. I like you so much that I will die if you like it.

15. Youth pervades Changhong, courage overwhelms cowardice, and enterprising overwhelms you. This spirit can only be found after 20 years, and it is more common among men in their 60 s. Getting old is not getting old, but giving up your ideals will make you old.

16. Happiness is a kind of mood and a natural positive attitude. Seek happiness in the ordinary, seek happiness in the hardships and ask for happiness in the twists and turns.

17. If you don't have medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

18. A careless word may ignite a dispute, a cruel word may ruin a person's life, a timely word may relieve tension, and a caring word may heal wounds and save others.

19. Although you wear cologne, I can still vaguely smell the scum.

It is said that people have only two choices: get busy dying or get busy living. I think I have a third option: I'm busy waiting for death.

2 1. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know my morning paper was scrapped until today.

When I was a child, I thought I could save the whole world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

23. I shine at this beautiful moment with the attitude of God, and mortals don't bother me.

24. There is such a person who will make your palms sweat and your heart beat faster, and make you feel that your life is complete. You and he add up to the whole world.

25. Happy as a dream!

26. Find a time to relax and don't be under too much pressure. Reject promises that don't belong to us and let us do what we want. Not for long. Just one afternoon.

27. Say that money is evil and everyone is fishing; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco are harmful to the body; Say heaven is best, don't go!

28. The sign of an immature person is that he can die bravely for his ideal, while the sign of a mature person is that he can live humbly for his ideal.

29. Happiness is not a destination. Happiness is the way we try to go. The love and emotion we encountered on the road, as well as the setbacks and pains we encountered on the road, together constitute this road. It is also because of them that we understand the true meaning of happiness.

30. I can't play chess, I can't write, I can't draw, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

3 1. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better!

32. Drink a bowl of warm soup and put a happy night cream on your face. I believe that the quilt will always be warm, the hug will always linger, the innocence will blow into your ears, and your close lover will always be with you. Have a good sleep and smile.

33. Choose a leisurely and poetic path, fly the wings of your soul, savor the beauty of life and enjoy it.

34. The Journey to the West told us that all monsters with background were taken away, and those without background were killed by a stick.

35. Everyone has the embarrassment of not getting what he wants, and the embarrassment of not wanting to face failure. I used to have lofty ideals and perfect visions.

36. The opportunity to learn and grow is not in the future, but in every moment of life.

37. Having a car and a house is the foundation of stability, and it is an opportunity for prosperity. It has seized the opportunity of continuous acceleration.

38. Be an active, brave and optimistic dream catcher, and never say negative words. Only by persevering and forging ahead towards your goal, success is waiting for you not far away.

39. There is only one method of grading in society, and that is competition. You must work hard, or you will be at the bottom of society.

40. Grandma laughs as happily as a flower!

4 1. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

42. Life is Song Like Zude's mouth, and you never know who will be unlucky next.

We have to say goodbye gently with gratitude. Thank you for giving me a deep friendship.

44. Nobody loves you with your hands in your pockets.

45. Relax yourself moderately, don't let yourself be too depressed, and don't let unhappiness interfere with our present; Everyone will be entangled in life, either find someone to talk to, or find a place to vent, don't punish yourself with other people's mistakes, and find a balance in life; Learn to give up disappointment in life and enjoy the beauty in life.

46. We really have a hard time. First of all, we have to bear all kinds of external pressures, and at the same time we have to face our own inner confusion. In the struggle, if someone gives you an understanding look, you will feel the warmth of life. Maybe just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.

47. Youth is bitter and sweet in my heart, delicate and rough, clear and hazy, a cup of bitter tea, but it tastes elegant in the end.

48. Time is what we breathe now, and we should live every moment wholeheartedly.

When he heard everyone's praise, two clouds floated on his cheek and a bright red tongue circled around his mouth, which made him happy.

I knew you were a monster as soon as I opened my eyes.

5 1. An unacceptable love needs not sadness, but time, a time to forget. A deeply broken heart needs not sympathy, but understanding. Because I have loved, I am kind; Because, you know, you are very tolerant.

52. I am sure that someone will come to this world because of my torture.

53. I am not RMB. How can everyone like me? !

54. I am also an infatuated seed, and I drowned in the rain.

55. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

56. We can never go back. We can't have another childhood. It is impossible to have another junior high school; It is impossible to have another first love; There can be no more happiness, happiness, sadness and pain. Yesterday, a second ago, it was impossible to go back in time. Life turned out to be an out-of-print movie that can't be played back!

57. I stayed up all night and got hurt. I have gone through lonely years with words. I hope I can go to our summer solstice hand in hand with you, feel the beautiful and gorgeous pain, and outline the most incomplete love.

58. There is a kind of mood called emotions; There is a taste called sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty; There is a kind of wisdom called foresight; There is a fate, called everlasting; There is a group called fireworks, and life is varied; There is a mentality called letting nature take its course.

59. If you have time to study Feng Shui, occupying a good grave after death can make up for the regret of not being able to afford a good house before death.

60. There is always someone waiting for you somewhere in this world. Not here, not at this time, but there, waiting for you at that time.

6 1. Only when you hold your hand can you know that your son is ugly and your face is covered with tears.

62. One today is better than two tomorrows. It's easy to tear up a calendar, but it's not easy to grasp a day. Trust others and give up on yourself, which is the beginning of many people's failed lives! In the most difficult time, you should believe that you have the best shotgun in your hand.

63. At a certain moment, I miss the palmprint for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone I care about.

64. It doesn't matter where the destination is, what matters is feeling the process and relaxing!

I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.

66. True love is not a momentary affection, but an impulse to persist when you clearly know that there is no result.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

68. If you have time to learn Feng Shui, occupying a good grave after death can make up for your regret that you couldn't afford a good house before your death, and live with the spirit of hip-hop blues like erhu.

69. Many people pursue perfection too much. Some people are eager for perfection and don't allow themselves to make any mistakes. Therefore, I dare not decide. There may also be some people who are too dependent and used to following the steps of others, and it is difficult to make a decision after encountering something.

Time is cruel, people are affectionate, and I miss you all the time. Although I can't touch each other, I will still miss you. Send a message to chat with you and build this acacia bridge. I will never see you again, so I have to say I miss you!

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge-the piano, chess and calligraphy are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough one is to borrow money.

Love is like rice, and the romantic process is like a dish. When people are hungry, they think about eating. But after dinner, more people like to comment on food and ignore white rice.

It is not terrible to fall. What is terrible is that when a person falls, he is very awake.

Even if the bowl is made of iron, what can you eat without food?

When I was a child, my teacher told me the definition of "handsome boy", which puzzled me. Later, my classmate showed me a mirror, and I suddenly understood.

It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

Love is like two people using rubber bands. The injured one is always unwilling to let go.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out.

I swear to myself that I will work hard from tomorrow! However, I live today every day.

When you accidentally step on tulip, it will leave its fragrance on your feet. This is called tolerance.

Everyone has a moment to shine, just as everyone has a moment to shine.

It is women's love for shopping malls that makes them more and more exciting.

Whenever night comes, I especially envy snails. No matter how inefficient people are, they still have their own houses.

There are two tragedies in life, one is not getting what you want, and the other is getting what you don't want.

Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

Only women and heroes are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find.

There are three things that hurt people: worry, quarrel and empty wallet. One of the most hurtful things is an empty wallet.

I'm an actor, and when I see the beautiful mm, my eyes are wide open.

Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

The sky is falling, you support it, I support it. ...

The pull ring of cans loves cans, but the cans are filled with coke.

I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but I can't find a way out.

There are many people in Beijing, which brings trouble to the capital. ...

Who can be as loyal to me as RMB?

Life is her person, and death is her mascot.

You are a real beauty-only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

Love is like pi, which never circulates. ...

The piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are not good, and washing and cooking are too tiring.

You can't accommodate two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Water can carry a boat and cook porridge.

I drown my sorrows in wine, but this damn pain learned to swim.

Painting and calligraphy slogan

1, zero-distance communication, painting and calligraphy convey the true feelings.

2. Carry forward the art of calligraphy and painting and the traditional culture of China.

3. Happy and creative, fun and free yourself.

4, the pen is magnificent, and it is dyed with Chinese four seasons.

The exchange of calligraphy and painting will draw the hearts of both sides closer.

6. Great achievements in opening up the new universe and writing a new chapter in Fang Qiu spectrum.

7. The pen is vigorous and dynamic, picturesque, and inherits China.

8, the heart of the Book Association, revitalize Donghua.

9. Learn to cultivate one's morality and make great efforts.

10. Take art exchange as an opportunity to promote the great development and prosperity of cross-strait culture.

1 1. Practice pen calligraphy and inherit Chinese character culture.

12. Interpret the spirit of calligraphy and inherit the essence of culture.

13, let the dream of art set sail from here.

14, calligraphy and painting competition, wonderful writing.

15, holding a small pen, don't be proud when you put pen to paper and become famous.

16. Seriously practice hard pen calligraphy and be a citizen of China.

17. Be an upright person and write carefully.

18 is not only pen and ink, but also the true feelings between the two sides.

19, write beautiful words, be an excellent person, and write like a person.

20, based on the Beibu Gulf, to create a cultural industry event on the west side of the Taiwan Strait.

2 1, quiet and profound, indifferent to a bright future.

22. Blue and white ink characters are beautiful, not as deep as those on both sides of the strait.

23, calligraphy and painting, both sides of the Taiwan Strait, a harmonious new China.

24, flashy, dazzling; Unknown, the deepest dedication.

25. There is Yan Ruyu in the painting and Golden House in the painting.

26, a good hand, accompanied by a lifetime.

27. Most importantly, how far can pen and ink go!

28.* * * appreciate the exchange of calligraphy and painting, and convey the true feelings of both sides.

29. Small print, straight and hard.

30. Practicality is the last word, and beauty is the real wealth.

3 1, the word is like a person, and the calligraphy is fascinating.

32. Splash ink to describe colorful life, and write books and record wonderful things bit by bit.

33. Practice China's calligraphy and inherit traditional culture.

34. Describe a bright future and a dream of life.

35. The cradle of painters and the palace of art. ..

36. There are roads in Shushan, and learning the sea is endless.

37. Wenzong Qin and Han Dynasties, Lvzong Jin and Tang Dynasties.

Write beautiful Chinese characters and be a civilized China person.

39. Hard pens are finely crafted into fine works, and calligraphy is refined into gold.

40, carry forward the national culture and art, promote the quality education of students.

4 1, a good hand, benefit for a lifetime.

42. Practice good handwriting and pass on a generation of civilization.

43, the pen tip conveys feelings, and the book is overflowing.

44. Calligraphy has a road of improvement, while the ink sea is endless.

45. Write a temperament life and carry forward the essence of the motherland.

46. The green of Qingdao is the oil painting of the world.

47. Concept innovation and personality equality.

48. Walk into the world of calligraphy and painting and enjoy the aura of everything.

49. Lanting has thousands of emotions.

50. Inherit traditional culture and carry forward the charm of national quintessence.

5 1, intoxicated by the ink sea, painting and calligraphy all his life.

52. Inherit Chinese civilization and appreciate the charm of writing.

53. Dream beyond your imagination.

54. Write hard words to add color to life.

55. Colorful and interlocking; More and more strong, passionate.

56. Dan Qing painted the sea, an art even related to China.

57. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to climb.

58. Use books to cultivate sentiment and use pens to understand life.

59. Interpret the spirit of calligraphy and inherit the essence of culture.

60. Calligraphy and painting see the true meaning, and pen and ink see the spirit.