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Why do women always love shopping?
Women's preparation before shopping is very complicated. Brush your eyebrows, polish your hair, and then choose clothes to match your shoes. Just choosing clothes, the complexity of the process often makes men sigh. After proposing, discussing, voting, reconsidering, rejecting and re-proposing, a woman will never give up the opportunity to wear another more beautiful suit until someone praises her for wearing this suit or the car can't wait. I dressed neatly and saved myself in the big mirror. I'm afraid I'm a little careless. Everything is all right. I just picked up my wallet and floated gracefully out the door. Some women who go shopping wear casual clothes, a pair of sneakers, a pair of jeans and a pullover. Clear and refreshing, giving people a feeling of vigor and vitality. This kind of women don't wear make-up, they don't over-decorate themselves, because their age and beauty are superior to all decorations and make-up.
Women are especially good at shopping. Although women usually look like innocent girls, even men with five big and three thick can't compare with them when shopping. A woman wears six or seven high heels, but she still walks like a fly, which often makes the man who accompanies her complain. Men don't like shopping, but sometimes they have to go shopping. If you are forced by your wife, please your girlfriend in love. And those who can take the initiative to go shopping with their wives after marriage consider themselves the best among men. No wonder there is a slogan in golden phoenix that "it is the duty of a model husband to go shopping with his wife". In fact, men are really stupid. It's too tiring to spend a day shopping with their wives. Wouldn't it be nice to let your wife do laundry and cook for you for a week, pour tea and pass water, and win the title of model husband, killing two birds with one stone?
Women who go shopping are especially good at eating. From South Street to North Street, from East Street to West Street, from spicy tofu skewers to roasted chicken legs, from stinky tofu to bean jelly. Women who go shopping eat all the way, completely ignoring everyone's temperament and slim figure. There are women in this room. After a day of shopping, they still ignored the road and went to the playground for marathon practice. Someone asked, "Aren't you tired?" Pointing to his stomach, he replied, "What is Nye?" Haha, women who go shopping would rather eat yeast tablets than turn delicious food into fish in their bellies. In fact, women don't go shopping for a certain purpose. That kind of shopping on the street can't be called shopping, it can only be counted as entering the market. Shopping and shopping women are two completely different women. Women who go shopping are very idle, and women who shop are very anxious; Shopping women shop for shopping, and shopping women shop for shopping. A woman who goes shopping can be rich or penniless. Rich women can buy back many beautiful things that they don't need for the time being when they go shopping. Cash-strapped women can enjoy the most popular hair accessories and clothes. Dream of wearing the most beautiful fashion one day and becoming Snow White. Women don't go shopping for any purpose. Women just want to find their correct position in this invisible beauty contest, win the affirmation of others and find back their long-lost self-confidence. I like shopping, and I also like watching women shopping. When I came back from shopping, I suddenly felt that I was a writer.
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