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What are some satirical slogans prohibiting urination and defecation?

As follows:

1. Pay attention to your words and deeds in public places.

2. In this civilized era, do not engage in uncivilized behavior.

3. Open defecation is prohibited and there will be monitoring at your own risk.

4. Don’t let your behavior affect the mood of others.

5. Be a civilized citizen and pay attention to personal hygiene.

6. Private matters should be resolved in a private place.

7. Protect your privacy and be surrounded by cameras.