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On the west side of the balcony, I also raised a white orchid. I remember that the first year after I came back from Shanghai was also this season. I went to the garden store and bought a small white orchid. I like to raise flowers and seedlings because I like to watch them grow up little by little. In the first year when this white orchid came home, although it was very small, it opened several flowers. I don't know how to treat it. I fertilize it from time to time. It looks really beautiful. But the next year, it didn't bloom at all. I specifically asked the flower seller to prune the branches around it. I told him not to water it too often and let it dry, so I came back and did as I said. Sure enough, another year passed, and the white orchid bloomed again. It turns out that flowers need to be maintained according to gender and pruned in time to produce more and more fragrant flowers. What about our lives?
My hair is very little, almost as tall as mine, but it is better than my noodles and looks better than me. I am often praised by my neighbors. Naturally, I became a foil to my hair, but this did not affect our friendship.
I still remember when we were young, we liked to go home arm in arm with our schoolbags on our backs. That day, after the rain cleared, a lot of water accumulated in the small pit on the road. Mix and I hurried home while chatting. A naughty boy tried to step on a puddle and spilled sewage on our trouser legs. At first, it was a kind reminder. Unexpectedly, the more we felt bullied and followed us, the whole pants were wet. I can't bear it any longer. I suddenly ran over, grabbed the naughty boy's clothes and slapped him several times. Unexpectedly, I angered the naughty boy and tried to hit me with a backhand. My hair suddenly flew into a rage, and I quickly ran to join the fight. In the end, all three of us were scolded, but I couldn't help chatting with him, and I couldn't help being addicted to it, giving myself a sigh of relief.
My childhood was not only when I was killed, but also when I was studying. Every Monday, she would come to wait for me early. I still remember that every time she would say that the powder in my house was too white, so we should add more crispy rice. Because we are in the same class, we will help each other when we meet things we don't understand, which makes other students envy us. I remember once, the school held a speech contest, and both she and I were shortlisted. But we don't regard each other as opponents, but correct each other, hoping that each other can achieve excellent results. In the end, we both won the prize, which became a story in the class for a while, saying that we were stronger than gold.
Indeed, the memories of the little things I spent with my childhood are as warm as ever. Now, although we are not in the same city, we have always maintained the closest contact, and I believe our friendship will last forever.
I have a little friend named He Zhibiao. He is tall, with bright eyes on his oval face and a high nose under his eyes.
Speaking of this, He Zhibiao is really a helpful person. I remember one Sunday, I went to the park with him. On the way, I saw a ditch cover was not covered properly, so I walked around. Walking, I suddenly found that He Zhibiao beside me was gone. Looking back, I saw that he was trying to lift the ditch cover and put it back, but his strength was not strong enough to lift it. I said, "He Zhibiao, let's go. It's already half past two. If we don't leave, we won't have time to play. And that lid is too dirty, don't touch it. " After listening to my words, he said, "We should help others. I think it is happier to do so. What's more, we are young pioneers and we should do this. " After listening to his words, I was ashamed and went over to cover the lid with him. As soon as we walked away, I saw a group of children sliding quickly across the ditch cover. If the lid is not put back, the children are likely to fall into the ditch.
My little friend is still a bookworm! One Saturday morning, he and I went to the bookstore to buy books. When he saw the book "Composition Collection for Primary School Students", he bought it happily. It looks with relish. I walked around the bookstore twice and found that there were no books I wanted to buy, so I said loudly, "He Zhibiao, come on, let's go to other bookstores to buy books." But he didn't seem to hear it, and he was still reading his precious book. He seems to have been intoxicated by the beautiful chapters in the book. I had to go to another bookstore to buy books angrily. When I picked out some good books and came back, I saw him still looking at them greedily. I had no choice but to wait for him there, but he read one and picked up another. It was not until twelve o'clock that I woke up and said to him loudly, "It's twelve o'clock, why don't you go home?" I shouted several times before he asked, "When? "
I said weakly, "It's twelve o'clock …" He reluctantly put down the book. I will go home soon.
This is my little friend. Do you want to be friends with him?
Chapter 2: My "Little Partner"
I have many "friends", including bears, monkeys, aliens, dragons, chimpanzees and rabbits. They have been with me since childhood and are my good partners and friends. The loveliest thing is the bear. Its whole body is white, its claws are like meat pads, its eyes are narrowed into a line, its brown nose, ears and tail are like a semicircular ball, and its mouth is covered with snow-white fur. At first glance, it looks like a newborn bear. It sleeps with me and gets up every day. The cleverest are aliens. It has two buttons. One can make it walk, and the other can communicate with it. If you press them for 3 seconds at the same time, you can know the time. If you press them for 5 seconds at the same time, you can play the game of tanks. You can feed him through a small hole. Sometimes when he feels lonely, he will show an cartoon and say something. If you still ignore it, he will fall asleep automatically after 5 minutes. He also likes you to applaud him. Its face is constantly changing. If there is a little man jumping around on the screen, he is sick, and his * * * also has a small hole. If you prick it with a toothpick, the disease will be cured. The most terrible thing is Xiaolong. He has two beards beside his mouth, all green, and his back and tail are covered with thorns. He frowned. He has a diagonal line and his ears stand up. The strangest thing is that his head is big and his body is small. I think this is an idea that can make us play more interesting. The most interesting thing is the little leopard, brown nose, round eyes, many spots, bronze body, ears sticking up, drooping tail and white belly. It seems that it is looking for food or lost, looking for its mother! These friends grew up with me, slept together and spent nine happy years together. I often let them play wrestling, tug-of-war, hide-and-seek and martial arts ... They all have their own advantages and disadvantages, for example, aliens can hit fences but martial arts can't, bears can't hit fences but martial arts always lead, leopards can't run long distances, but they are champions. Their abilities are different, but they all bring me endless gains.
Chapter 3: My little friend
In my memory, my friends are like countless stars in the sky. But the biggest and brightest is Xiaoya. She met me in my third grade. Since the third grade, one chain after another has connected Xiaoya and me. There has never been an argument between us. Help each other and be as close as one person. But now that she has transferred to another school, we have been in touch.
One afternoon after school, it was cloudy, and soon it began to rain cats and dogs. I waited at the school gate for a while, but I never saw my parents. I thought to myself, Oh, what bad luck. I missed the weather forecast last night because I did my homework. I usually watch it every day. All the bad things in the world happen to me. Forget it! We had to go ahead in the rain. Just walk for a while, Xiaoya stopped me. I saw her holding an umbrella in her hand. "ah! The savior is coming. " Made me happy for a long time. "Come, let's go home together." Xiaoya said enthusiastically. She approached me and slowly approached me with her umbrella. She tried to put her umbrella next to me. We talked and laughed all the way, and at a crossroads, we had to go home from different directions. She said, "This umbrella is for you! Our home is not far away. " I agreed without hesitation.
The next day, I went to school to return my umbrella to her. As a result, I heard that Xiaoya called in sick. I'm going to her house after school. Finally, I stayed up until school. I followed the address she said yesterday. When I found her home, I knocked at the door and said, "Is Xiaoya at home at this time?" Aunt said, "This is not Xiaoya's house. You have the wrong number. " I walked along this road again, asking questions while walking, and finally found Xiaoya's home. It turns out that her home is so far from the fork in the road. She told a white lie yesterday. I thought: Yesterday, she must have given me her umbrella ... Xiaoya's mother opened the door for me.
I said, "I'm sorry, you are sick because of me, and the mid-term exam is coming soon!" " "Xiaoya said," it doesn't matter, I can also review at home! ""Then I'll tell you what we learn every day! " I said. We both did well in the mid-term exam.
She will always be the biggest and brightest star in my heart.
Chapter four: My little friend
I have a very good friend. Her name is Luo. Let me introduce her to you.
She is a naive, lively, lovely and healthy little girl. She wears a short ponytail with oblique bangs in front, which makes her look particularly lively and lovely. On her charming face, there are a pair of big watery eyes. Under these big watery eyes, there is a glib mouth, sometimes fierce and sometimes sweet. She is well dressed, too. She always likes to wear a pair of black sneakers and a pair of black pants, which is very generous. She likes studying, so I tell you.
* * * rang after class. Some students are joking and some are playing. I am going to find my good friend. I walked beside her. I didn't expect that she was not joking with her classmates, but studying again. She is writing an exercise book. "The teacher didn't let me write. What are you doing? " I said. He replied, "anyway, the teacher said I would write it sooner or later." If I take it as my homework, then I don't have to write it when I get home. " I want to say, "Oh, it's better to use this time to study than to gossip. It is always more rewarding than this. " It didn't say much, just wrote a reply, "hmm". I immediately went back to my seat and began to study. I really didn't write in vain. In the afternoon, the teacher left this homework, and I was secretly happy: "Hey, those silly and happy people are so busy!" " "At this time, still studying. She is still writing her exercise book with her head down. What a child who loves learning. This is not only once, but every time I see her, she is studying hard. She listens carefully in class and observes discipline. After class, she is busy with her studies, seldom speaks, and she is among the best in every exam. She did well in three mid-term exams, and she never did.
I've always been proud. No matter whether I do well in the exam or not, she is studying quietly. She really likes studying. I want to learn from her.
She is a lively and lovely child who loves learning. She is a good example for me to learn. I want to learn from her!
Chapter 5: My little friend!
The snow is still falling silently, but she, Liu Xin, has left us forever, gone, gone. ...
Liu Xin is a lovely and beautiful girl with big watery eyes. I remember when I first met her, she wore a white skirt and came to my eyes like a lovely elf. From then on, we went to school together, played together and became inseparable friends. She is my friend and a teacher in my life. During my days with her, I found that she is a very enthusiastic person. When others ask her for help, she always gives me anything she wants. It is this quality that affects me all the time, making me change from an indifferent (girlish) attitude to a lively and enthusiastic little girl. It is precisely because of this quality that she is desperate to exchange her life for the safety of a stranger.
I will always remember that scene. It was a winter (Sunday), and once, I went to the store with her to buy school supplies. On the way home, we saw a five-year-old boy crossing the road alone. A car sped in front of him. The little boy was so scared that he was about to be hit. At this critical moment, Liu Xin jumped on the little boy and rescued him, but she was lying in a pool of blood ... A kind driver took her to the hospital for emergency treatment. After the operation, Liu Xin's parents hurried forward to ask about the situation, but in the face of their statement that "Liu Xin had a severe concussion and would not live for two months", it was undoubtedly a bolt from the blue for them, and the two old people fainted on the spot. In the later days, no one told Liu Xin about her illness, but worked hard for her in obscurity, hoping that she could live a very happy life in the last time. One day, a lovely snow elf began to land outside. Liu Xin insisted on going out to see snowflakes because she loved snow since she was a child. Everyone can't beat her, so they have to help her outside. Indeed, it snowed heavily that day. Liu Xin smile, eyes full of nostalgia. Suddenly, her head hung down and she died in the embrace of snow.
The sun shone all over the earth in the blink of an eye, shining golden light where she walked!
Article 6: My little friend
The hot sun shines on us, and the sun makes us more blind. The dry smell seems to be burnt, alas! Too thirsty ...
Dragging heavy footsteps, every step will leave big and deep footprints on the grass, and the three-yuan coin in my pocket touched my finger. "Why not buy a bottle of water?" I thought. I don't know when, my steps become very fast, and I am about to fly. The gray door approached my sight step by step, and a chill seemed to blow on my face. I quickly opened the refrigerator door of the shop, stopped for a while, let the cold air blow away my heat, then grabbed a bottle and walked away. "Ah ..." My lips seemed to move, and then came to an abrupt end. The shopkeeper sat quietly in the chair. He didn't say a word or make a gesture. Oh, I fell asleep. I hid the water behind my back and put the three-yuan coin back in my pocket. It's hot, and the pockets are hot. I walked out of the "gray" and my face was still spicy. Is it the sun? Or ...? The fellow traveler Wang seemed to perceive something, and they asked me together. I couldn't lie, so I confessed. Hu Min shook his head and said, "If you want me to say it, let it go!" If you go now, it will not only affect your image, but also you can't lie when others ask you! ""Yes, that's three quick dollars. It's no big deal! "I thought, a gust of wind blew off the red scarf on my chest. I stared at the red on the ground and stood for a long time. The wind blows again and again, but how can it not blow away my heat? What should I do? Is my practice worthy of that red scarf? The wind is moving, the clouds are moving, they are flying and flapping my heart. I turned and ran to the shop. Bright gray is getting closer and closer to me. ...
Out of the store, a breeze blew again, ah, refreshing, "go and play!" " "I took out my change, and the lotus on the back smiled at me. ...
Hope to adopt!
My little smart pen Today, my mother and I are playing in the corner. My mother said that you can make all inventions with this rope? After listening, I seriously thought, what should I do? Finally, I thought of a good idea!
When I study, my head is too low and I am often criticized, so I put an 80 cm long rope together. One end of the rope crosses the chair and the other end crosses my right shoulder, so I don't think my lower body can be low.
Dad came back, and I showed him my little invention. He read a document and said, "You can promote it in school, so we don't have to spend money and we won't be nearsighted!" " After listening to my father's words, I like to drink honey as sweet!
I let my classmates try it and let them see my gizmo on Monday!
I hate writing articles. I have a good friend. He has curved and thin eyebrows, big and round eyes, wide and thick ears and a small red mouth. Dark skin and thin figure, although he is in the sixth grade, he looks like a third-grade pupil.
He has a bad habit of playing pranks, and he is a complete "naughty boy". It is no exaggeration to say that he is a "naughty boy". You see, when he rolled his eyes, he must have come up with some mischievous ideas, and another person will suffer "bad luck". I saw him pick up all-purpose glue and walk out of the house. I thought: He must have played a prank again. Sure enough, as I expected, he painted all-purpose glue on a man's chair. When the man stood up, he got stuck in the chair and couldn't get away for a long time. "Naughty boy" bent over with laughter. He must be saying in his heart: Haha, I was caught! Got it!
If that's all, I won't hate him, but he not only likes pranks, but also often does bad things. On one occasion, he changed the slogan "It is everyone's responsibility to protect the environment" to "It is adults' responsibility" and painted my homework pen with blue ink, which made me laugh and cry.
As a matter of fact, I know he plays practical jokes to make everyone happy, but sometimes he goes too far, but he never apologizes, so we have a bad impression of him and think his evil deeds are unforgivable. I hope he can get rid of this bad habit and be a good student.
Well, now I tell you that "naughty boy" is my neighbor. His name is Bian Dawei. As long as you have met him, you will never forget him.
If I were an inventor, I would take all kinds of wonderful tools to an unknown place and all kinds of materials. I will devote all my energy to inventions, and I will create inventions that can benefit mankind. If I were an inventor, I would first develop a multifunctional wrench, which has many functions, such as drawing lines, cutting boards, removing screws and lighting. I want to put this wrench into mass production, send it to the poor people, let them make all kinds of exquisite daily necessities and handicrafts, and then sell these exquisite daily necessities and handicrafts to places where they are needed, so as to improve the lives of people in those poor areas and let them get rid of poverty and become rich. If I were an inventor, I would make all kinds of musical instruments by using all the waste electrical appliances around the world, and make all kinds of sweet sounds in different weather and temperatures, so that people can feel different symphonies. If I were an inventor, I want to invent a way to treat everyone around me with a broad mind without malice. Everyone has the spirit of helping others like Uncle Lei Feng, which makes this society very harmonious.
If I were an inventor, I will invent a humanized wildlife living facility, so that wild animals can move freely without danger, and then they can feel nature in nature. I want to invent a house that is warm in winter and cool in summer, so that wild animals will not get sunstroke and freeze to death. Of course, I will also invent some protective facilities and put some bows and arrows around them, but this is no ordinary bow and arrow. Putting some gravel on the heads of these bows and arrows can destroy the weapons of the bad guys and warn them not to hurt small animals again.
If I were an inventor, I want to invent a fortress that can survive on the moon. In order for human beings to have a place to live on the moon,
I will also invent spacecraft that can be explored in outer space and find more resources, so that the resources on the earth will never be exhausted. I want to be such an inventor. Although this is only an imagination, through my efforts, this imagination will definitely come true.
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