In summer, no one can refuse a collection of 60 humorous sentences fried at midnight.

In summer, no one can refuse the humorous sentence 1 With crayfish, how can you feel spicy?

I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love for summer.

Lobsters have a pair of big pliers, which are "weapons" for predation and self-defense. Lobster's body is segmented, and it seems to drag several carriages when crawling.

The reason why you still like lobster is that you have never washed lobster, and it is very tiring to brush lobster with lobster.

5. I like to drink and eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy to talk about everything.

6. Work hard and eat hard.

7. The highest level of eating food is to regard food as food.

I have wine tonight. Do you have crayfish?

9. I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

10. Eating crayfish is refreshing for a while and always refreshing. Now my hands are numb and spicy, and I want to chop them off.

1 1. Deep feelings, really hot.

12. If you love him, give her crayfish!

13. Seeing that the lobster season is coming ... What should I do if I still get swollen without losing weight?

14. It turns out that if you want to gain weight, you must eat midnight snack.

15. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.

16. As promised, no lobster this week.

17. In summer, I like to eat midnight snack on the roadside. This is the only thing I like about summer.

18. I want to get rid of the habit of eating supper every day, but I finally find that I can't do it.

19. Dinner+midnight snack, two meals together.

20. The memory of youthful shrimp is in the taste of Amy's father.

In summer, no one can refuse the humorous sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. I have decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

22. After studying for N days and begging for thousands of times, someone finally agreed to let me eat lobster, which was hard-won, and I cherished it.

23. Looking at the photos of others eating crayfish, I was greedy and placed an order for allergic tuberculosis regardless of face. For me, eating may be more important.

24. Give youth a bungee jump!

25. Let's start from happiness and eat the same spicy crayfish.

26. As the saying goes, muddling along will be paid off sooner or later. If you eat too much midnight snack, you will get fat sooner or later.

27. If you are allergic, of course you should eat mangoes and lobsters!

28. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !

29. Now that you are back, you have gained weight again. You can't eat midnight snack any more.

30. Take a hundred steps after a meal and have a good appetite after midnight snack.

3 1. I have eaten a lot recently, but I haven't gained weight. I want to try a midnight snack to see if I can gain weight.

32. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay?

33. Why do you gain weight after eating midnight snack? I'm not going to sleep after eating.

I won't give up gaining weight.

35. Eating crayfish is a passionate combination of spices and ingredients. Your tongue can't stop and your mouth cheers.

36. I really hate this kind of person who likes to drink and eat midnight snack, and finally know the reason why I can't find a boyfriend.

37. My two crayfish look particularly cute.

38. Don't eat midnight snack ".

39. Now students want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend when they are full and have nothing to do. I am even more awesome. I don't have enough to eat.

40. Don't ask me what I want at night, except for a midnight snack.

In summer, no one can refuse the humorous sentence 4 1 Buy pig bones at the east gate and order oranges with jam?

42. Stick out your tongue and shout spicy, lick your hands and miss the delicious spicy crayfish. This is a thriving day.

43. It was the time to eat crayfish. This summer, I fell in love with drunk ice crayfish and garlic crayfish ~

44. I thought I was allergic to crayfish. When I was Xiang Mei's second day: Shame!

45. Girls are not afraid of being fat, but now they feel guilty for eating supper.

46. Has anyone lent me 50 yuan for dinner?

47. I would like to turn on a small stove every day.

48. It was raining. I only wore a sweater. I went out to eat some snacks. I'm crazy.

49. Listening to the sound of opening the door, I know our barbecue is back. Someone went downstairs to buy dinner. That's so cool.

50. Fresh crucian carp, silver silk, celery and green soup.

5 1. Ah, I've gained a few pounds recently, eating snacks and taking supper. Why can't I control my mouth?

52. A person who eats without sleeping, eats midnight snack and breakfast, and drinks cigarettes every day. He wants to be healthy and happy.

If you don't like you, it's no use taking out your heart. That's it. I believe he feels the same way. He has always been stubborn. Don't ask me what to do. I just want to have dinner.

54. Cooking is an in-situ trip.

55. I don't know about kung pao chicken and Indonesian fried rice, but you can ask me about crayfish.

56. Never eat midnight snack. If you really want to eat, eat before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.

57. It's time to eat lobster.

58. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

59. Spicy lobster is rewarded if it is spicy enough, and it is booming every year.

60. I can't walk after eating crayfish. I must lose weight from now on.

A collection of friends (50 articles) milk tea and supper are indispensable.

A circle of friends inseparable from milk tea and supper (Part I) 1. Lobster is full of red oil, and white and tender shrimp meat is very elastic. It is spicy and fragrant in my mouth, which makes me sweat. How delightful!

Life with dinner and midnight snack is not easy.

Nothing can stop my love for crayfish. Yes, if you love me, take me to eat crayfish.

Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is more than everything.

After studying for n days and begging for thousands of times, someone finally agreed to let me eat lobster. Lobster was hard to come by, so I ate it and cherished it.

6. Look at this string, isn't it delicious?

7. Some people don't like crayfish. There must be no one who doesn't like such delicious food.

8. I took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Looking forward to bringing a good mood.

9. Lobster season is coming ... What should I do if I still get swollen without losing weight?

10. I confirmed my eyes. I am late. Fat crayfish, happiness.

1 1. Spicy crayfish, have a good time.

12. The lobster's body is segmented, and it crawls like dragging several carriages.

13. Good food makes us brave.

14. The lobster season is finally coming! ! I don't think I can stop eating dinner.

15. It's no use not liking you. That's it. I believe he feels the same way. He has always been stubborn. Don't ask me what to do. I just want to have dinner.

16. I like to eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy when I talk about everything.

17. whoever eats a midnight snack in the morning says that the earth is unreliable, and who laughs like coke noodles when watching horror movies.

Friends circle copy (Part II) 18. Listen to the sound of opening the door, and you will know that our barbecue is back. Someone went downstairs to buy snacks. That's so cool.

19. I want to eat, but I don't want to gain weight, okay?

20. I think … you will spend my old age with me. Without you, I won't have dinner. Without you, I will take care of myself.

2 1. The calories increased by eating crayfish these days may take a year to run out.

22. Spicy crayfish. If you love her, give it to her.

23. Last night's barbecue, lamb feet and fried snails were eaten at this point every night.

24. Crayfish is delicious. Today we not only added cucumber, but also added konjac. Tut tut, delicious on earth!

25. On the road of gaining weight, it's gone forever.

26. I made pig's trotters with sauce at home, and I didn't feel anything in my room. As soon as I left the room, there was a strong smell of sauce and stew, which forced me to have dinner at midnight.

27. They also have two huge and powerful front paws.

28. buy bones at the east gate and have some lime sauce?

29. In addition to eating midnight snack.

30. Ah, when a person can't sleep at night, he always wants to have dinner.

3 1. I didn't like crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is my love for summer.

32. What happened last night. Fuck, after Shenhua. Everyone around us is having dinner!

Because of winter, I feel lonely.

I don't want to be the one who invites you to dinner. I just want to be the one who cooks breakfast for you.

A circle of friends who can't live without milk tea and supper (Part III) 35. I really want to eat spicy crayfish peeled into strings.

36. Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

37. I eat lobster and you shell it ... There are many stories in the town, full of our joys and sorrows.

38. Now students want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend when they are full and have nothing to do. I am even more awesome. I don't have enough to eat.

39. I want to go to bed early on weekends. I want to have dinner and barbecue crayfish.

40. A beautiful life, such as supper, barbecue, beer and drinks, is a beautiful life.

4 1. I can't walk after eating crayfish. I must lose weight from now on.

42. Travel must-have midnight snack barbecue is full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!

My father sent the cooked dry powder to my bed in the middle of the night. When I didn't get up for dinner, I felt sorry for my weight.

44. It's too difficult to earn money. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars. I ate my own midnight snack.

45. Poison late at night and share delicious food with you.

46. The nth crayfish dinner this summer.

47. Eat fruit at the right time and double your nutrition!

48. It was the time to eat crayfish. This summer, I fell in love with drunk ice crayfish and garlic crayfish ~

49. My gums are finally healed! I want to eat roast duck with sauce at midnight snack, probably by bending over.

50. My skull hurts. Don't eat midnight snack at night. Be sure to go to bed at eleven o'clock at night.

Eating dinner, barbecue and drinking cold beer on summer nights is a subset of 60 sentences.

Eat midnight snack, barbecue and drink cold beer in summer evening (Part I) 1. Spicy lobster, spicy feeling, spicy lobster, please taste it.

2. Spicy crayfish, eat well and have fun.

I don't know until I order more lobsters. I can't eat enough.

In summer, I like to eat midnight snack on the roadside, which is the only place I like in summer.

Eat crayfish at two o'clock in the morning and feel that you should slap yourself when you sleep.

6. quietly accompany me to eat supper, don't leave, don't scream, lie in the corner of the sofa and wait for me to come home and give you a hug.

7. On summer nights, cold beer and crayfish, we are all family.

8. The stuffing has a strong fragrance, which lingers in my mind for a long time and makes me memorable!

9. Fresh crucian carp and silver silk, celery and green soup.

10. Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a person who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !

1 1. Finally, I earned dozens of dollars and ate my own snack.

12. I really want to eat crayfish! I am so hungry! Want to go home, what's wrong with girls now? I'd like to line up where my boyfriend goes.

13. I was very happy when I ate it, and I regretted it after eating it.

14. It is better to be a male girlfriend. I said I was hungry! Then he immediately drove to buy me snacks. He loves you very much!

15. Join hands with * * * to enjoy delicious and spicy crayfish. If you love her, buy it for her.

16. The weather is warm, so you can eat barbecue and lobster outdoors.

17. I thought I was allergic to crayfish. When I was Xiang Mei's second day: Shame!

18. It's no use not liking you. That's it. I believe he feels the same way. He has always been stubborn. Don't ask me what to do. I just want to have dinner.

19. Have a snack. Talk about eating a midnight snack and sending a circle of friends.

20. I will not give up gaining weight.

Eating midnight snack, barbecue and drinking cold beer in summer evening is a sentence of happy life (Chapter II) 2 1. I like to have a midnight snack with my friends, and I am especially happy when I talk about everything.

22. I feel that I was born for crayfish. It's delicious.

23. After studying for N days and begging for thousands of times, someone finally agreed to let me eat lobster, which was hard-won, and I cherished it.

24. toss and turn. Arrive. Excited. I can't open my eyes. Hold on. Have dinner. Looking forward to tomorrow.

25. Summer is a time to eat crayfish and drink beer.

26. Grab a snack and barbecue at home!

27. In addition to eating midnight snack.

28. I have gained weight, gained weight! ! ! Hey, I gained a kilo, but I obviously didn't eat anything. Oh, I'm hungry. I want to eat some snacks. This is probably the reason for being fat. I don't feel well, but how can I lose weight when I gain weight?

29. I am hungry for noodles, fish meal and instant noodles, but eating these at night will cause indigestion. I decided to go to bed early, get up at five o'clock tomorrow and turn midnight snack into breakfast.

30. Lonely again. Nobody will eat crayfish with me in the middle of the night.

3 1. Avoid getting fat

32. Never eat midnight snack. If you really want to eat, eat before you go out to play. In short, don't sleep after dinner.

33. In summer, I will eat crayfish. Don't talk to me, it's all I have in mind.

34. Give youth a bungee jump!

I didn't come back until this time. Have dinner. It has become fat. Who called the night shift? Who told him to work!

36. Travel must-have midnight snack barbecue is full of meaning! Everyone is delicious!

37. I didn't like crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is my love for summer.

38. I didn't have feelings for crayfish before, but now I think eating crayfish is an expression of love for summer.

39. I was dragged out to eat crayfish in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

40. Go to work alone, get off work alone, have a snack alone, sleep alone and get up alone. Loneliness. Simple.

Eating dinner, barbecue and drinking cold beer in summer nights will bring a happy life (Chapter III). Working overtime late at night is just to give yourself a reason to eat supper.

42. How can there be such a silent person who rolls his eyes? At 8 o'clock, he said he would have a midnight snack. 1 1 point finally someone bought it back and said they wouldn't eat it.

43. Natural spicy, natural taste, taste spicy crayfish and enjoy the gift of nature.

44. Your tattoo is too philosophical to be understood. I just want to tattoo "no midnight snack" on my hand.

45. It doesn't matter if you are in love without looking at the eight characters and eating a midnight snack.

46. I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

47. It's satisfying to have a barbecue in the middle of the night and then eat crayfish. This is my ideal summer night.

48. Girls are not afraid of being fat, but now they feel guilty for eating supper.

49. Life with dinner and midnight snack is not easy.

If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness?

5 1. I have decided to lose weight from tomorrow.

52. I'm eating lobster and drinking snowflakes again. I have a person around me who will accompany me bravely to travel around the world.

53. Either eating lobster or on the way to eat lobster.

54. China has too many things to do, and her favorite thing is midnight snack.

55. Give youth a release!

56. I want to eat thirteen fragrant crayfish! Eat crayfish crazily! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

57. Those who swear a hundred times that they will never eat dinner again. As a result, I have been eating out with this for several days until dawn.

58. Amy's dad, shrimp!

59. Every day at this time, I want to eat supper, barbecue hamburgers, grab cakes, fruits and instant noodles.

60. I seem to have gained weight. . . . And acne. No more supper. Good night

Eat midnight snack, barbecue, poison, share friends' feelings, and talk about 60 sentences in the collection.

Eat midnight snack, barbecue and poison, share the feelings of friends, and talk about the first 1 article 1. Lobster looks mighty, its long beard and huge pliers make the enemy frightened.

2. I didn't choose crayfish, but crayfish chose me. I'm amazing.

Well, I've gained a few pounds recently. Why can't I control my mouth by eating snacks and supper?

4. At night, the mobile phone becomes very strange, with the smell of barbecue, crayfish and midnight snack.

Dinner is the soul of a city.

6. It's time to eat lobster again. I like lobster! It is no exaggeration to say! I can eat two Jin at a time by myself!

7. overtime dog takeaway: crayfish is not far from e, and overtime dogs lead the way.

8. You see, my Weibo is particularly sad and melodramatic this second. Maybe the next second I will eat lobster and drink beer with my friends.

9. Spicy crayfish is booming and delicious.

10. You won't know until you order more lobsters. You can't eat enough.

1 1. The correct way to open in summer, crayfish crazy.

12. I would like to open a small stove every day.

13. Healthy and delicious crayfish, Amy's old gourmet.

14. It's delicious to regret while eating.

15. I always believe that cheese is power.

16. I ate two crayfish meals and drank six bottles of beer, waiting for my friends to come to the rescue.

17. I was dragged out to eat crayfish in the rain at night. It should have been very unpleasant, but now it is very balanced.

18. Eating dinner, eating bread and butter, muttering about losing weight.

19. In the season of eating crayfish, do it yourself, which is healthy and delicious!

20. I really can't understand those girls who don't eat at night. It's too difficult. I'd better have a midnight snack.

Eat supper barbecue and poison in the middle of the night and share the feelings of friends. Part II: 2 1. A kilo of KFC fried dough sticks in the morning, a pot of ribs rice at noon and a bowl of magpie coffee at midnight.

22. Although crayfish is expensive, it is delicious, and delicious is everything.

23. Every time I have a midnight snack, I always say:

24. supper is a midnight snack, and losing weight is something to talk about after eating!

25. I talk about losing weight. I eat it after dinner every day. It's strange not to be fat.

26. Spicy crayfish can be spent in one bite.

27. Spicy crayfish is so delicious and happy.

28. The waist is floating, the Lv Yun is thick and the cherry is a little red.

29. Cooking is an in-situ trip.

I won't give up gaining weight.

3 1. After soaking in hot springs, it's time to go to Shimonoseki for a snack, and it's gone forever on the way to gaining weight.

32. What should I do if I get disposable gloves? Of course I eat crayfish ~ ~

33. Grab a snack and have a barbecue at home!

34. I won't eat lobster this week. I promised.

35. Amy's father, the hometown of crayfish.

36. Girls are not afraid of being fat, but now they feel guilty for eating supper.

37. I really want to go to the log cabin barbecue to eat roast pig's feet, fish to eat grilled fish, and food stalls to eat crayfish.

38. Comrades, I am having a midnight snack. I won't give up gaining weight.

39. Eat supper alone, just look at your mobile phone and think about those who have eaten supper together and slept together. This feeling is probably the impermanence of life.

40. In the season of eating lobster, make a fat paper that is innocent and lovely and loves food. No problem.

Eat midnight barbecue and poison, share the feelings of friends circle, and talk about the third article 4 1. On summer nights, frozen beer and crayfish, we are all family.

42. As soon as I entered the door, I smelled a tangy lobster.

43. Spicy lobster, spicy feeling, spicy lobster, please try it.

44. This lobster looks cute, and its brown-red armor is dotted with black spots, just like a little soldier.

45. It's almost the season to eat crayfish. I can only look at last year's photos and drool. When will you leave me and become independent?

46. They are wearing armor, and their blue transparent heads are inlaid with two small beige eyes.

47. The new feeling of online take-out and offline service.

48. Other people have air-conditioned WiFi and mobile phones in summer, and I have beer barbecue crayfish in summer.

49. It's the season to eat crayfish again. I miss this kind of food and people who have eaten crayfish with me several times.

50. Lobster's body is segmented, and it looks like dragging several carriages when crawling.

5 1. As long as crayfish still exist, the world will not go bad.

52. Either eating lobster or on the way to eat lobster.

53. How delicious life is depends on spicy crayfish.

54. Do you know how you feel as a food editor every time you see a photo of crayfish?

55. If you love him, give her crayfish!

56. I went home after a midnight snack. After a while, several street lamps broke down.

I like crayfish very much. I feel that crayfish is really delicious.

58. The nth crayfish dinner this summer.

Do you know why I can't lose weight? There is a man who eats midnight snack next to you every day. The point is that he hasn't gained weight yet! ! !

60. I like to eat midnight snack with my friends, and I am very happy when I talk about everything.