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What are the gifts that you can't bear to look directly at?
It can be said that I have seen all kinds of strange gifts. Today I will share with you the "wonderful" gift I received ~
Whether it's a spoof of girlfriends or a selection of straight men's honey juice, I'll give you a plate of some wonderful gifts I received today ~
1.3D earmuffs
My first reaction when I saw this mask was that it was a cultural relic unearthed in Sanxingdui.
Exactly the same. It is also said that wearing this can promote the absorption of the mask and accelerate the penetration of the essence. But I think it's useless. There is still an IQ tax. The gauze of the original mask has a certain effect of isolating air, and no additional mask is needed to promote absorption; Moreover, with the increase of this temperature, it is easy to cause bacteria to breed on the face, turning the original hydrating mask into a Petri dish for bacteria.
And the publicity also said that it can lift and tighten the face. It feels like a product that has no tightening effect at all, and it is useless if it is properly ~
2. Signal flag
Thanks to my roommate's friendship, I didn't expect to receive a banner that belongs to me in this life.
I saw the whole state of shock at first sight, but the moral was quite good ~ I didn't blame them.
Now this banner is still in my collection. I should not hang up, but handsome guys do. Seeing this banner reminds me of my college days, or it's a bit funny to commemorate ~
(This kind of gift is really no problem only if the relationship is particularly good, otherwise it will be hacked in minutes. )
3. Huge diamond ring
When I received this Valentine's Day gift, I was only shocked. The huge diamond ring really blinded my titanium dog. I really can't imagine the beauty of my boyfriend (and then make up a gift). It's too shiny. Moreover, it is particularly heavy and can be used as a dumbbell. Thank your boyfriend for his good intentions! !
I appreciate it, but I hope I won't receive such a diamond ring when I get married in the future.
4. Crystal slippers
After watching Cinderella, no girl doesn't want to wear a pair of water crystal shoes! !
I can finally get the crystal shoes this summer (I can finally be a princess). This gift is really exquisite, cute and a little speechless.
But because it was sent by my best friend, this funny birthday present added a little joy to the party. We all took photos and sent them to our circle of friends.
5. Petal makeup plate
This is a direct search for "girlfriend's gift", and the cover picture will match a girlfriend who is moved to tears! !
I'm about to cry, it's really a lot (there's no excuse to buy a new one after using it), and he has no idea that we girls don't just use one brand of cosmetics! ! And never too much!
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